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  1. #26
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    Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
    Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

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    "The world needs ditch diggers too..."
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    "you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup too."

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    You'll get nothing and like it!"

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    "What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards."

    "I notice you don't spend too much time there."

    "I'm not quite sure where they are."

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    Porterhouse: "Colored Boy? Why you son of a bitch..." [or something along those lines ]

    Al Czervik: "Did somebody step on a duck?"
    Last edited by The AD; 04-24-2007 at 11:07 AM.

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    Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."
    - Phunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by MapleSyrup View Post
    "I feel like a hundred dollars."
    What part of the movie is that from?


    "The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. "
    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dn4989 View Post
    "you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup too."
    "Oh, it looks good on you though"


    "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "

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    ba na na na na na na na
    Hello darkness my old friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by gg8983 View Post
    What part of the movie is that from?
    I think Ty (chevy) says it to Lacey, but I forget the specifics.

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    Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

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    ^^^ Noice!!!!

    "I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free View Post
    "$50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose"
    "50 bucks more says he eats it."

    "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."
    Last edited by Arty50; 04-25-2007 at 09:29 AM.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    "You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes!"
    "There is no God..."

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    “Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?”
    “No. “
    “Take one good guess. “
    “Bob Hope? “
    “Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.”

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    "Very funny. What time are you due back at Boy's Town?"

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    Carl: Oh Mrs. Green, your a monkey-woman, and you know it. You're wearing green so you can hide. But I see you Mrs. Green...

    Your a tramp! You hit it right where you wanted it!
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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    [annoying sister] MOOOOOM, Danny saw me naked!!!!! [/annoying sister]
    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

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    Lacey Underall: I enjoy skiiny skiing... going to bulfights on acid...
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Al: Drop Anchor...hey, you scratched my anchor
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    up!observe this thread.<p><p><p>----------------------------------------<p>read books online for free

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    Carl:
    Can I say something to you, Frank?

    We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newGuy123 View Post
    up!observe this thread.<p><p><p>----------------------------------------<p>read books online for free

    Get the fuck out with the product placement biatchhhh.

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    Carl: Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!! Cannonball coming!

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