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  1. 04-23-2007, 02:04 PM #26
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    Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
    Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.
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    "you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup too."
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    Porterhouse: "Colored Boy? Why you son of a bitch..." [or something along those lines ]

    Al Czervik: "Did somebody step on a duck?"
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  7. 04-24-2007, 12:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by MapleSyrup View Post
    "I feel like a hundred dollars."
    What part of the movie is that from?


    "The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. "
    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dn4989 View Post
    "you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup too."
    "Oh, it looks good on you though"


    "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by gg8983 View Post
    What part of the movie is that from?
    I think Ty (chevy) says it to Lacey, but I forget the specifics.
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    Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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    ^^^ Noice!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free View Post
    "$50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose"
    "50 bucks more says he eats it."

    "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."
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    “Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?”
    “No. “
    “Take one good guess. “
    “Bob Hope? “
    “Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.”
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    [annoying sister] MOOOOOM, Danny saw me naked!!!!! [/annoying sister]
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    Get the fuck out with the product placement biatchhhh.
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