KW 3/31: Extreme spectating and Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

**Superstar Punani** · 04-02-2007, 12:54 PM

KW Comp and Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
Saturday, March 31 2007

Comp Soundtrack
(Distillers – “City of Angels” gets played at every KW comp for the past few years)

Shoe’s binders were having premature ejaculation problems, so he’s on his Lotuses.

The view from our ditch

Hardrider “The FUCK are YOU lookin at? You wanna piece o this?”

The crew gathers

Hardrider, Splat, Male Model Fabrizio from the SF Jacks ski club, and hop

Splat, lph, hop, and that fag Male Model Fabrizio again

Wonderwoman & watersnowdirt

The Cirque version of “Where’s Wally”
Finalist #1 Shoe is on course. He’s up there somewhere.

JMetz is impressed

Sends Kodak air…. (Pic courtesy runethechamp)

The compression on the landing causes him to catch an edge, and at 40 miles an hour, recoveries are hard to find.

“NNNNNOO WWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!” screams Fabrizio

Speeds to the finish line

“You like? Hi-Five!!!”

Davep, wsd and Tol the hardworking PM Gear intern from Cham

Skimoore and his better half

2 of the Village People make a special guest appearance

AKA and Kush

11am and we’re wasted already

Fabrizio does what he needs to do in order to afford the $8.50 burgers.

Between davep and myself, we had about 40 beers. Unfortunately we forgot the water. Davep deals with it.

Random shots

Craig’s run

Class Photo time!!!
(Photo courtesy JMetz)

I love the stoke and energy captured in this shot.

Up Next: The Awards Ceremony

**Superstar Punani** · 04-02-2007, 12:56 PM

Awards ceremony

Chicks who rip
1st Laura Ogden
2nd Elyse Saugstad aka Miss Alkasquawlik
3rd Rachel Burks

Tabke the sickbird. CAW! CAW!

Mr Garbiel to the winners podium please!

Congrats Craig, Laura, and all the Huckers and Huckerettes!

The day ends and the night begins.

Coming up: Alcoholics Anonymous meeting at the lph mansion…..

**Superstar Punani** · 04-02-2007, 12:57 PM

Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting Soundtrack
(“I’m bringing my sexyback sunglasses at night” just about sums it up )

Most of us had been drinking for 10 hours by the time we rolled into the LPH Mansion.

Kush gets the party started with Mr and Mrs 666.

AKA entertains our special guest Squirrel99

WSD, SnowTigress, and WSD’s very cute and very single friend herein referred to as “WVCVSF”

Fabrizio breaks out the Blue Steel

Arty and davep discussing action items from last Tuesday’s team-building exercise
(Note the still-intact cake sitting innocently on the table)

Mrs 666, well into recovery

THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!

Even AKA can’t resist touching Fabrizio

Col. Muammar Kaddafi makes a surprise visit

Richie Sambora rocks the house

Our gracious host and hostess

The view once you hit the floor from too many shots of “The Radness”

Excuse me did I interrupt something? WSD and WVCVSF

Dancing with the Stars: Kush and hop bust out moves that would make MD9 and Rusty Nails jealous.

Snowtigress, flanked by Fabrizio and davep, gives us her version of Blue Steel

Happy Drunks

Ummm…no comment about what had transpired / what was about to transpire here. Whatever happens in bedrooms behind closed doors is YOUR business!

Even the Doggies were getting down! Sophie and friend

Hop either about to pull his pants down or pulling them back up. I don’t want to know…..

Drunk air hockey

“The Radness” does the rounds for the 3,426th time

Fucking Fabrizio is being a photoslut again

FOOD FIGHT in 3….2….1….

Lph with the “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!” look

“The Radness” makes its round for the 3,427th time

I can’t believe Kush is still standing upright

Snowtigress and WVCVSF paying Fabrizio to give them pleasure.

At around midnight my camera batteries died, but I’m sure photographs of what happened between midnight and 3am followed.

The last thing I remember was driving the porcelain bus (SORRY LPH! I cleaned it up as best I can!!!!) I was in no way, shape or form able to ski the next day.

Special Thanks again to LPH and wonderwoman for hosting another killer party. To the Kirkweed krew and our special PNW guests, here’s to good fucking times! Can’t wait to do it all again soon. You guys and gals fucking RULE!

**seanyob** · 04-02-2007, 01:10 PM

Looks like a good time was had by all. Patiently awaiting the drunken pics...

**girlski0912** · 04-02-2007, 01:14 PM

Well HELLO Pm Gear intern from Cham....if you need ANYTHING you just let me know.

Looks like a fun comp. FUCK yeah for Alka's girlie and Laura Ogden. And Shoe- you rule for making it as far as you did.

**hop** · 04-02-2007, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

Well HELLO Pm Gear intern from Cham....if you need ANYTHING you just let me know.

Wait, didn't you just tell me that you already had one "problem" brewing?

**girlski0912** · 04-02-2007, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by hop

Wait, didn't you just tell me that you already had one "problem" brewing?

What's better than having one boyfriend?

Having 5.

**skimoore** · 04-02-2007, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

<< Insert drunken pics here if the 3pm deadline for blackmail money does not materialize in the following paypal account: fabrizio@sfjacks.com >>

Well it's a damn good thing I didn't attend the evening festivities then...I don't have much cash to donate to SF jacks, tax-deductible or not.

Good times though, good times...

**dookeyXXX** · 04-02-2007, 01:42 PM

super JONG question:

what kind of planks is Tabke the sickbird riding? are those Praxis?

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 04-02-2007, 01:50 PM

hahahaha....funny shit and good times. Thank you for coming out guys, seeing you all fired up at the finish made my day.

Would y'all believe me if I said I had absolutely NO huck neck the next day?

**watersnowdirt** · 04-02-2007, 01:57 PM

nice! What a fun day. Probably one of the best I've had in ages. Let's see, the checklist:

1) beautiful, gorgeous weather
2) hot skiier dudes
3) EXTREEEEME skiing
4) afternoon beers. who am I kidding? Late morning beers.
5) fun, friends
6) fabrizio, male whore
7) rager at lph's
8) Journey karaoke
9) food fight
10) torture device tank game
11) 2 am homemade mac and cheese
12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.

Seriously epic. I'm still grinning.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 04-02-2007, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.

I wasn't even at the party, but I'll name him....that had to be Kush

**AKA** · 04-02-2007, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.

Was it Nate?? Thats the nastiest shit Ive ever heard.

**hop** · 04-02-2007, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

I wasn't even at the party, but I'll name him....that had to be Kush

We tried to get him to do some lines of the stuff but alas, the boy has a limit.

Arty gets honorable mention for chugging the last fingers width of Radness. I think it might have killed him though...

**lph** · 04-02-2007, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by AKA

Was it Nate?? Thats the nastiest shit Ive ever heard.

ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)

**AKA** · 04-02-2007, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by hop

We tried to get him to do some lines of the stuff but alas, the boy has a limit.
...

He must have been having an off night.

**Tri-Ungulate** · 04-02-2007, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by dookey67

what kind of planks is Tabke the sickbird riding? are those Praxis?

http://praxisskis.com/snow/?page_id=4

Looks like fun. ManWhores, Ahoy!

**watersnowdirt** · 04-02-2007, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by lph

ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)

I was worried about how Nate would feel the next day after drinking it, but then I read on the cover of the Similac container, "Fewer bubbles make it easier on baby's tummy" and I knew he'd be ok.

**AKA** · 04-02-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by lph

ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)

I cant imagine drinking that shit, next time you have Owen take a wiff of the formula it smells like death.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 04-02-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by AKA

I cant imagine drinking that shit, next time you have Owen take a wiff of the formula it smells like death.

Even death can't kill Kush.

**skimoore** · 04-02-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

I was worried about how Nate would feel the next day after drinking it, but then I read on the cover of the Similac container, "Fewer bubbles make it easier on baby's tummy" and I knew he'd be ok.

Wow....classic. Too bad the mullet was gone for the baby formula chugging...

**watersnowdirt** · 04-02-2007, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

<< Insert drunken pics here if the 3pm deadline for blackmail money does not materialize in the following paypal account: fabrizio@sfjacks.com >>

3 pm PST, right? good - I still have time to max out my credit cards and take a payroll advance. phew!

**hop** · 04-02-2007, 02:13 PM

I took some pics and video of Kush pounding the formula but I have no clue who owned the camera I was using at the time. We can only hope they surface somewhere....

Somewhere before/after Kush's formula and Arty's Radness chugging they had a slap-fight. That was pretty funny too.

SuPu was in fine form as well.