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    Talking KW 3/31: Extreme spectating and Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

    KW Comp and Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
    Saturday, March 31 2007


    Comp Soundtrack
    (Distillers – “City of Angels” gets played at every KW comp for the past few years)



    Shoe’s binders were having premature ejaculation problems, so he’s on his Lotuses.


    The view from our ditch


    Hardrider “The FUCK are YOU lookin at? You wanna piece o this?”


    The crew gathers


    Hardrider, Splat, Male Model Fabrizio from the SF Jacks ski club, and hop


    Splat, lph, hop, and that fag Male Model Fabrizio again

    Wonderwoman & watersnowdirt




    The Cirque version of “Where’s Wally”
    Finalist #1 Shoe is on course. He’s up there somewhere.




    JMetz is impressed


    Sends Kodak air…. (Pic courtesy runethechamp)



    The compression on the landing causes him to catch an edge, and at 40 miles an hour, recoveries are hard to find.



    “NNNNNOO WWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!” screams Fabrizio



    Speeds to the finish line



    “You like? Hi-Five!!!”






    Davep, wsd and Tol the hardworking PM Gear intern from Cham


    Skimoore and his better half


    2 of the Village People make a special guest appearance


    AKA and Kush


    11am and we’re wasted already


    Fabrizio does what he needs to do in order to afford the $8.50 burgers.




    Between davep and myself, we had about 40 beers. Unfortunately we forgot the water. Davep deals with it.



    Random shots




    Craig’s run






    Class Photo time!!!
    (Photo courtesy JMetz)

    I love the stoke and energy captured in this shot.







    Up Next: The Awards Ceremony
    Last edited by Superstar Punani; 04-02-2007 at 06:28 PM.

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    Thumbs up

    Awards ceremony


    Chicks who rip
    1st Laura Ogden
    2nd Elyse Saugstad aka Miss Alkasquawlik
    3rd Rachel Burks


    Tabke the sickbird. CAW! CAW!




    Mr Garbiel to the winners podium please!





    Congrats Craig, Laura, and all the Huckers and Huckerettes!

    The day ends and the night begins.





    Coming up: Alcoholics Anonymous meeting at the lph mansion…..
    Last edited by Superstar Punani; 04-02-2007 at 04:11 PM.

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    Wink

    Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting Soundtrack
    (“I’m bringing my sexyback sunglasses at night” just about sums it up )


    Most of us had been drinking for 10 hours by the time we rolled into the LPH Mansion.

    Kush gets the party started with Mr and Mrs 666.


    AKA entertains our special guest Squirrel99


    WSD, SnowTigress, and WSD’s very cute and very single friend herein referred to as “WVCVSF”


    Fabrizio breaks out the Blue Steel


    Arty and davep discussing action items from last Tuesday’s team-building exercise
    (Note the still-intact cake sitting innocently on the table)


    Mrs 666, well into recovery


    THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!


    Even AKA can’t resist touching Fabrizio


    Col. Muammar Kaddafi makes a surprise visit


    Richie Sambora rocks the house


    Our gracious host and hostess


    The view once you hit the floor from too many shots of “The Radness”


    Excuse me did I interrupt something? WSD and WVCVSF


    Dancing with the Stars: Kush and hop bust out moves that would make MD9 and Rusty Nails jealous.


    Snowtigress, flanked by Fabrizio and davep, gives us her version of Blue Steel


    Happy Drunks


    Ummm…no comment about what had transpired / what was about to transpire here. Whatever happens in bedrooms behind closed doors is YOUR business!


    Even the Doggies were getting down! Sophie and friend


    Hop either about to pull his pants down or pulling them back up. I don’t want to know…..


    Drunk air hockey


    “The Radness” does the rounds for the 3,426th time




    Fucking Fabrizio is being a photoslut again






    FOOD FIGHT in 3….2….1….













    Lph with the “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!” look


    “The Radness” makes its round for the 3,427th time


    I can’t believe Kush is still standing upright


    Snowtigress and WVCVSF paying Fabrizio to give them pleasure.




    At around midnight my camera batteries died, but I’m sure photographs of what happened between midnight and 3am followed.

    The last thing I remember was driving the porcelain bus (SORRY LPH! I cleaned it up as best I can!!!!) I was in no way, shape or form able to ski the next day.

    Special Thanks again to LPH and wonderwoman for hosting another killer party. To the Kirkweed krew and our special PNW guests, here’s to good fucking times! Can’t wait to do it all again soon. You guys and gals fucking RULE!
    Last edited by Superstar Punani; 04-02-2007 at 04:25 PM. Reason: Drunken pics inserted when blackmail money did not materialize by 3pm

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    Looks like a good time was had by all. Patiently awaiting the drunken pics...

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    Well HELLO Pm Gear intern from Cham....if you need ANYTHING you just let me know.


    Looks like a fun comp. FUCK yeah for Alka's girlie and Laura Ogden. And Shoe- you rule for making it as far as you did.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912 View Post
    Well HELLO Pm Gear intern from Cham....if you need ANYTHING you just let me know.
    Wait, didn't you just tell me that you already had one "problem" brewing?
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hop View Post
    Wait, didn't you just tell me that you already had one "problem" brewing?
    What's better than having one boyfriend?















    Having 5.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani View Post
    << Insert drunken pics here if the 3pm deadline for blackmail money does not materialize in the following paypal account: fabrizio@sfjacks.com >>
    Well it's a damn good thing I didn't attend the evening festivities then...I don't have much cash to donate to SF jacks, tax-deductible or not.

    Good times though, good times...

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    super JONG question:

    what kind of planks is Tabke the sickbird riding? are those Praxis?

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    Cool

    hahahaha....funny shit and good times. Thank you for coming out guys, seeing you all fired up at the finish made my day.

    Would y'all believe me if I said I had absolutely NO huck neck the next day?
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    nice! What a fun day. Probably one of the best I've had in ages. Let's see, the checklist:

    1) beautiful, gorgeous weather
    2) hot skiier dudes
    3) EXTREEEEME skiing
    4) afternoon beers. who am I kidding? Late morning beers.
    5) fun, friends
    6) fabrizio, male whore
    7) rager at lph's
    8) Journey karaoke
    9) food fight
    10) torture device tank game
    11) 2 am homemade mac and cheese
    12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.

    Seriously epic. I'm still grinning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt View Post
    12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.
    I wasn't even at the party, but I'll name him....that had to be Kush
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt View Post
    12) a certain mag not to be named pounding.... baby formula.




    Was it Nate?? Thats the nastiest shit Ive ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    I wasn't even at the party, but I'll name him....that had to be Kush
    We tried to get him to do some lines of the stuff but alas, the boy has a limit.

    Arty gets honorable mention for chugging the last fingers width of Radness. I think it might have killed him though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    Was it Nate?? Thats the nastiest shit Ive ever heard.
    ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hop View Post
    We tried to get him to do some lines of the stuff but alas, the boy has a limit.
    ...

    He must have been having an off night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
    what kind of planks is Tabke the sickbird riding? are those Praxis?
    http://praxisskis.com/snow/?page_id=4

    Looks like fun. ManWhores, Ahoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lph View Post
    ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)
    I was worried about how Nate would feel the next day after drinking it, but then I read on the cover of the Similac container, "Fewer bubbles make it easier on baby's tummy" and I knew he'd be ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph View Post
    ummm, yeah, he did. he owes Owen one container of similac. (at least he couldn't be talked into snorting it.)
    I cant imagine drinking that shit, next time you have Owen take a wiff of the formula it smells like death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    I cant imagine drinking that shit, next time you have Owen take a wiff of the formula it smells like death.
    Even death can't kill Kush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt View Post
    I was worried about how Nate would feel the next day after drinking it, but then I read on the cover of the Similac container, "Fewer bubbles make it easier on baby's tummy" and I knew he'd be ok.
    Wow....classic. Too bad the mullet was gone for the baby formula chugging...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani View Post
    << Insert drunken pics here if the 3pm deadline for blackmail money does not materialize in the following paypal account: fabrizio@sfjacks.com >>
    3 pm PST, right? good - I still have time to max out my credit cards and take a payroll advance. phew!
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    I took some pics and video of Kush pounding the formula but I have no clue who owned the camera I was using at the time. We can only hope they surface somewhere....

    Somewhere before/after Kush's formula and Arty's Radness chugging they had a slap-fight. That was pretty funny too.

    SuPu was in fine form as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    Would y'all believe me if I said I had absolutely NO huck neck the next day?
    Maybe. What I'm wondering though is whether or not Kush had slap neck the next morning.

    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    What a fun trip!!


    and hey, you can only be dared to do something so many times before you do it......
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