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    The first superthread attempt(mildly NSFW)

    This is a thread about absolutely nothing, and everything. I've seen these go 300+ pages in other forums. I'm sure the maggots can make things interesting.


    I'll start.

    I like french fries.
    Last edited by shmoesmith; 03-20-2007 at 06:18 PM.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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    ___________
    Total: 22

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    I like frying the French.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Good call. The French do tend to be a bunch of spineless pricks.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    French women are delicious when prepared correctly.

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    "if you french fry when you r supposed to pizza
    you're going to have a bad day!"

    South Park
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    Damnit -- that was on topic. D, if you're going to start something like this, have the sack to see it through!


    not counting days 2016-17

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpinedad View Post
    Damnit -- that was on topic. D, if you're going to start something like this, have the sack to see it through!
    I will try again.

    Scotch. MMMMMMM.

    Edit: no i'm not drinking scotch at 1:15 i nthe afternoon...although maybe i should be.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    im going to the highest capital city in the world tonight.
    thats all
    haha

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    What is the leading cause of death worlwide? ........................ Birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post
    there are 100 minutes before Storm Celebrations will commence in the MWV.
    ???

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    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    I rode my bike to work today.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    I rode my bike to work today.
    Your avatar is really kinda freaky.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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    ski on in eternal peace

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    I've found Safeway-brand Personal Lubricating Liquid to be superior to KY brand. They got the viscosity dead on.

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    Masturbation is generally good for you, if done correctly.

    I'll be back in five.

    I have to think about joining the 'highest capitol in the world' club.

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    Not as freaky as the infinite David Hasselhoff crotch magnification:

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Not as freaky as the infinite David Hasselhoff crotch magnification:

    MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    pad..........
    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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    ahahah, he said "Mortor"

    To the Thingmajigger!

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    I have had pneumoia and strep throat all week. It really sucks. Well until today anyway. Doc gave me some lortabs to "ease" the pain in my throat so I could eat.

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    Given the superthread status, more of the usual suspects:





    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    What the fuck is up with llamas, anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    I've found Safeway-brand Personal Lubricating Liquid to be superior to KY brand. They got the viscosity dead on.
    Yes, but what about the thermal breakdown?
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I'm thinking tomorrow might be the day/night to try and drink [10 oz tumblers of] each of the 27 tap beers at my favorite sportsbar. Sunday is reserved for golf.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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