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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch View Post
    What the fuck is up with llamas, anyways?
    The one-L lama, he's a priest
    The two-L llama, he's a beast
    And I will bet a silk pajama
    There isn't any three-L lllama.

    -- Ogden Nash
    not counting days 2016-17

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    i refuse to post in this important thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    And what's a superthread without a superhero?

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    And what's a superthread without a superhero?
    and what's a bagel without a hole?
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    and what's a bagel without a hole?
    What's the sound of one hand clapping?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Or the other white meat?
    Since I lost hope, I feel much better.

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    Whats a BarBQ without a pig?

    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    Ahhh...SO much better.

    Did anything happen while I was occupied?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    and what's a bagel without a hole?
    Bialy, sort of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Ahhh...SO much better.

    Did anything happen while I was occupied?
    Keira Knightley stopped by for you, but we told her you were "occupied," so she left.

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
    Bialy, sort of.
    ....and a hint.....according to Tye Webb, it's....
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Karl's going for 4000 here, kids!

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    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    What is a party if it doesn't really rock?
    What is a poet? All balls, no cock
    What is a war if it doesn't have a general?
    What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?
    What is life if you don't have fun?
    What is a what if you ain't got a gun?
    What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad?
    Nothing.

    Capelco makes you vomit
    What is a Quest if the players ain't willing?
    What is a pence if you don't have a shilling?
    Excuse me if I'm chillin, hey what, say what
    What's a fat man without food in his gut?
    What's a child birth, without the umbilical?
    What's United Parcel, without the deliveral?
    What's momma-san, without poppa-san?
    What's martial arts without Daniel-San?
    What's Rasheed without Tonya, Tamika?
    What's orange juice and Doug E. Doug without Shaniqua?
    Not a not a not a, not a damn thing
    What's Duke Ellington without that swing?
    What's Alex Haley if it doesn't have roots?
    What's a weekend if you ain't knockin boots?
    What's a black nation, without black unity?
    What is a child who doesn't know puberty?
    What is my label when I exit boom status?
    What's menage-a-trois, or, that is
    What is sex when you have three people?
    What are laws if they ain't fair and equal?
    What's Clark Kent without a telephone booth?
    What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof?
    What are the youth if they ain't rebellin?
    What's Ralph Cramden, if he ain't yellin
    at Ed Norton, what is coke snortin?
    What is position if there is no contortin'?
    What is hip-hop if it doesn't have violence?
    Chill for a minute, Doug E. Fresh said silence

    *pause*

    What is a glock if you don't have a clip?
    What's a lollipop without the Good Ship?
    What's S&M if you don't have chains?
    What's a con artist if he doesn't have brains?
    What's America without greed and glamour?
    What's an MC if he doesn't have stamina?
    What's music fractured without Mr. Walt?
    What's Trugoy without a phrase called torte?
    What's Kris Lighty if he wasn't such a baby?
    What is a woman if she didn't say maybe?
    Baby laid down, I removed the frown
    What would be my penile color if it wasn't brown?
    What is a paper without a president?
    What is a compound without a element?
    What is a jam if you don't spike the punch?
    Was it Bruce Lee if you don't like brunch?
    Oooh ooh, it's like that you keep goin
    Freak freak y'all cause you know that we showin
    What to go what to go what to go what to go what
    to go what to go what to go what to go WHAT!
    -- A Tribe Called Quest, "What"
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
    Who through strategy and stealth,
    Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
    Here’s a toasting to his health.
    But not too many toastings
    Lest you lose yourself and then
    Forget the good Saint Patrick
    And see all those snakes again.
    'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Fun Fact: An ex of mine was in the Scenario video.

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    they killed Captain America last week.

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    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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