RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

[alfajores]

I have half heartedly decided that this Summit's thread should actually BE the Mountaineering thread! I realized that they don't have one and that is kind of FlatLander-ist. Maybe Call that one Mountain Earing.

And summits of people can sometimes lead to summiting mountains. It happens...

[axebiker]

2010 bump!!

[mtl_ripper]

This is some funny ish right here.

[Crampedon]

I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.

FTW! Sums up it perfectly. I say -save weight? Skip a meal!

[Trainwreck]

This needs a bump.

[DasBlunt]

thanks the fuck god I did not post some questions in here about my foray into BC and trying to skin to the top of a bunch of peaks here in Colorado and beyond.

thanks TPP

[stuckathuntermtn]

BUMP

"Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.

[SterlingSpikeDancer]

Iceman is god!

...an idol in jeans?

I save weight by letting my wife carry my balls uphill.

[leftfield]

desperately needs a bump

[agent j]

BUMP

"Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.

^^^^^^^^^

[Obstruction]

Bumped over the spammer.

[timnormandin]

So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!

[Skipig25]

apparently needs to be bumped again

[Anthem]

Seriously though, who was fucking dumb enough to name the meetup forum "summits" on this forum and then get mad when people post about summiting?

Fucking internet retards.

[Name Redacted]

and no one even uses this forum for summits anymore. They just post in the main forum:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini

[BrianH]

So, like, I keep seeing these bumper stickers that says "Cheney skis in jeans". But when I saw ol' Dick at the Summit (the one where George was holding hands with some sheik) he was wearing diplomatic garb and looked like a striped pants cookie pusher.

What gives?

[TWINS]

So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!

Please don`t leave out herpes and the clap.They deserve a spot in the hookup thread also..

[cosmiczap]

I hooked up with a bunch of people on the summit of Rainier last summer (14,411 no big deal). Does that count? BTW my pack only weighed 10# with water and I was wearing a Suunto Core watch. And I caught AIDS cuz I 'm a dick.

[nateski]

bump for retard mountaineers

[counterfeitfake]

Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.

[spook]

can't help it. too funny.

[leroy jenkins]

Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.

I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.

[moose pit]

I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.

dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.

[spook]

dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.

maybe the gaydar problem is more widespread.

[ACH]

I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more

dude they happen all the time

What Moose Pit said here, sort of.
There were two sizable gatherings (and a third smaller, but still significant) in the PNW this season, both with solid regional attendance.
They just weren't called summits, and they were posted in ski/snowboard (which sort of validates the above statement by leroy).