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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by TWINS View Post
    Are you retarded or just stupid? STFU asshat and get off the mountaineer forum with your poor grammar.This is a serious topic for serious mountaineers only.

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    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hate Free Zone>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Moegain View Post
    jesus i was joking around


    Feel the love

  2. #52
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    OK, i was fooled. I was told I could find mountaineers that would want to go climb on this forum, i just came along to see that we are literally bickering for bickerings sake. SO lets complain about false summits. they are like premature ej*cul*tions and piss my girlfriend off. Luckily I don't even notice because my brain is swiss cheese from all the high altitude and low oxygen.

    How is that for some stupid comment.

  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Split-It View Post
    weight-saving tips are for pussies. if you wanna save weight, drop those 2 lbs on your man-boobs.
    What am I supposed to do on Sat nights if I don't have my own boobs??

  4. #54
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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by jcolingham View Post
    How is that for some stupid comment.
    I think you nailed it... spot on as it were...thank Ullr the days are getting shorter~

  5. #55
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    Hi,

    My name is Seth and I guess I'm a retarded mountaineer....

  6. #56
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    From Chicago none the less.
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
    "What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
    My Adventures

    "Feeling good is good enough."

  7. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheltonsmith View Post
    Hi,and great welcome to all the members of this forum and I am new to this site.
    .................
    smith

    No shit, JONG??? And a great welcome to you. Rontele is always interested in investing in real estate - you should PM him.

  8. #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    No shit, JONG??? And a great welcome to you. Rontele is always interested in investing in real estate - you should PM him.
    Iceman too, he has more money than god.

  9. #59
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    Iceman is god!
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
    "What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
    My Adventures

    "Feeling good is good enough."

  10. #60
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    Bump....................

  11. #61
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    even jongs need love, but not much

    speaking of if this is for getting together what is Hook ups for?

    and how much weight will i save if i use the ex lax method?
    Last edited by skiing_Tex; 01-01-2009 at 09:07 PM.

  12. #62
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    so if I eat ex-lax and put a watch on my chin then I become a mountainer?............wait, no..I make a chin out of my watch and put ex-lax under my sac. Never mind I'll just hike...
    But what do you call it when I get to the top? oh....... Summit.

  13. #63
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    bumpity bump
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

  14. #64
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    bump......
    In with the 9.

  15. #65
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    I saw a mountain once but it was tall and I could not see the summit. It must have been very high and so was I.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


    Thread Killer
    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

  16. #66
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    I'm a ski mountaineer...I climb shit...literally piles. Then I ski back down. It's like the dune skiing in Colorado. So therefore I am RAD as I leave a wafting in the air.
    Joe Poulton
    Poulton Imaging
    www.poultonimaging.com

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    Nice bump. I heart this thread.

    If I shave my ballsack that will save like, wow, 0.5 ounces.

  18. #68
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    Cut the handles off of your sporks and toothbrushes, you fucking JONGS!
    Forum Cross Pollinator

  19. #69
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    I pulled the thread on my sweater. It saved a lot of weight, but I have no sweater now. Hey, check out this cool ball of yarn!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  20. #70
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    Why don't you rockclimbing homo's take over this homo forum?

    If you don't summit, it doesn't count.

    Plus, you can debate freeclimbing vs. freeballing
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

    Thx mods. It’s an awesome signature.

  21. #71
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    I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.

  22. #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by seagull View Post
    We (www brandsare com) offer brand name ski coats, handbags, suits, hats, belts, glasses, shoes, gloves, wedding dress, Jersey, Coogi hoodies, women clothing, jacket, jeans.t-shirt, pants, Jewelry (like Chanel, Chloe, Coach, D&G, LV, Fendi, Gucci, Hermes, Prada, UGG) purses, watches, apparel etc. All kinds of products!

    Look to your supply, you may be assured that it will receive our prompt and careful attention.
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    Dear shithawk, take your crappy spam, pirated fake designer shit and broken english and

    FUCK OFF!
    It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy

  23. #73
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    Splat....
    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Powers
    That's how the plague started back in the day...from a little disgusting bird bath in someones back yard that rats made sex to birds in and created a whole new type of AIDS

  24. #74
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    You need a YELLOW watch to summit.

    And I summited 20 times down at the rock gym yesterday.

  25. #75
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    bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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