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  1. #1
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    Valdez Private Heli Spot NEEDS filling-Blue Light Special

    This is the part that sucks about putting together a heli-trip. I still have one vacant spot.

    I can't let a seat go unfilled for obvious financial reasons so I'm putting it out to bid. I am willing to eat any profit and will take a loss if I have to.

    -The trip is to Valdez, Alaska.

    -We have our own helicopter from March 18-23(6 days).

    -We have 14 hours of flight time for those 6 days.

    -The group consists of 8 people and 2 guides(myself and Will Spilo).

    -You NEED to be a strong skier or boarder.

    -We are the only helicopter flying with Valdez Heli-camps that week so all of their resources are ours(logistical, fuel truck, etc.) This means no getting fucked by the public ship.

    -As a private pretty much all of the areas surrounding Valdez are ours for the taking and we will maximize our oppurtunities. We can locate the helicopter where we need to(at the airport for example) to maximize.

    -Since I am guiding I will be making damn sure to the best of my ability that we use our heli time wisely and that our group gets the most mind-blowing experience possible.

    -We will still run the week like my other camps and there will be instruction in technique and backcountry skills. This will be an inclusory type of week and you will not be treated as a tourist. We will include you in all of the aspects of what it takes to make the decisions and ski safely in terrain like Valdez has to offer. Our group is as one.


    -This is the pinnacle(Valdez) and ever since I came here in 1991 I have thought it was the best skiing in the world. I can't tell you how psyched I am to get back to Valdez with a private heli and tons of flight time.

    -The oppurtunity to get on a private like this does not come up often at all. I can't stress enough that it doesn't get any better than this and Will and I are commited to making this trip incredible.

    -The price for those already signed up is $7900 including single occupancy lodging at the Valdez Best Western.



    If you are interested please e-mail me and we can talk:

    gordy100@msn.com

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    You know I'm interested, I'm just a cheap bastard.

    That, and I've got two clients that want me onsite in Phoenix and Cleveland respectively that week.

    Still...it sure would be fun, and haven't actually committed to those clients yet, and as a self-employed consultant... hmmmmmmmm
    Thrutchworthy Production Services

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    Yo - Brownmonkey! You up for turning over Tooting Mecca bingo hall this weekend?

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    I bid $0.81

    Do I win?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    damn, please dont make me take out another loan, please dont make me take out another loan... Soooooooo tempting

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    Exclamation

    Dream trip. Holy Hanna. Heliskiing that exact area with Valdez Heli-Camps was the best ski experience of my entire life. Gordy, I'd offer the full amount in a heartbeat if my business were more stable right now. Dang. What an opportunity.

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    I'll give you a dimebag of Britney Spears' hair.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    How many flight hours are there in a "typical" ski day?

  9. #9
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    [Viper]Gordy, you'll get your 8th
    when you get to the ship. If you don't...



    ...give me a call. I'll fly with you.[/Viper]




    Hmmmm...I wonder if this Super Lotto ticket is any good...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Valdez or divorce court?
    Valdez or divorce court?
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    Damn! I'd really like to go, but . . . .




    No Monique, I'm not blaming the principal.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    $0.82

    I'm the highest bidder!
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    And furthermore. What is up with turkey bacon? Healthy bacon? Unpossible.
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    That is like masturbation. People resort to it when they can't have the real thing!

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    I hope for me that you have this exact problem next year...

    This would be sooo cool. Whoever scores this better write a kick ass TR.
    He who has the most fun wins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    Eternal Bliss or Unimaginable Hell
    I think the choice is clear.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Geeez, I'd love to, but I'm committed for that timeslot. Besides, I'm old and slow and stoned all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
    Hmmmm...I wonder if this Super Lotto ticket is any good...


    Funny I just glanced at the one on corkboard, Im gonna check it and get back to ya'll.


    edit: I got 0 out of 6 numbers, apparently thats not good enough for the 38million.
    Last edited by AKA; 02-22-2007 at 11:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    Valdez or divorce court?
    Well, Valdez would probably be cheaper.

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    email sent!

    God I'm glad I'm not married... because raiding your childrens college fund probably wouldn't fly. jk

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    $.83

    Is the bidding over now?

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    str8,

    whats the real highest bid so far?

    -aaron

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    Gordy My eyes are watering....
    Wish I could say yes.

    Whomever is going, I know Gordy is stoked and will make sure it is an awesome trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    Valdez or divorce court?
    uhhh...that should be, Valdez and divorce court...

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    I have the worst luck with weather. When ever I go somewhere the people say "You should have been hear last week!" so I'll save everyone and not go.
    "Hold my beer...Watch this!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by StroupSkier View Post
    $0.82

    I'm the highest bidder!
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    $.83

    Is the bidding over now?
    "Bob, I'll bid $1.00"

    The price is wrong bitches

    edit: damn you shirk, always one step ahead
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    I bid $0.81

    Do I win?
    Quote Originally Posted by StroupSkier View Post
    $0.82

    I'm the highest bidder!
    Quote Originally Posted by iskibc View Post
    $.83

    Is the bidding over now?


    I bit $1.99


    Got you chumps beat by a long shot in this auction.

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    hmmm.. if I sell the Subi and ride my bike every day to work I think I could pull this off...<wheels turning>
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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