At least I'm house broken...
At least I'm house broken...
Last edited by Blatant; 08-28-2021 at 09:07 PM.
OH and NSFW volume-wise.
My favorite:
no seriously dude, he's a registered sex offender.....
Pretty funny.
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
Am I wrong?
No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Calmer than you are.
Dude:
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny:
What do you need that for, Dude?
"I'm on the High-T and all I need is a little gravity to bring me back...back to the fringe"
I am the walrus?
Walter:
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
"I'm on the High-T and all I need is a little gravity to bring me back...back to the fringe"
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Live Free or Die
"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that."
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When I write my will, one request is to have my ashes scattered on the East Eall, but I will remind everyone, in writing, to watch that scene first.
So many good actors any one of which could carry a leading roll, so many good lines in that movie and you pick up another one every time you watch it again , I seen it 5 times
I was scattering ashes off Vancouver harbor last sumer and I had the dude moment when they started blowing back all over me
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
Didya see that thing with *The Dude* giving praise to John Goodman, for his star on Hollywood walk'o'fame?
...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
"Shut the fuck up Donny"
www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
The Dude came back to introduce Goodman's walk of fame star...
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/je...me-1202006543/
"“In accordance with what we think may be your final wishes, we have committed to these sidewalks in Hollywood — in the bosom of Hollywood that you love so well — a star."
Edit: turx beat me to it.
Last edited by TahoeJ; 03-13-2017 at 07:46 PM.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eXPG561WcDw
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Last edited by Svengali; 03-13-2017 at 09:44 PM.
Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.
I hate the fucking Eagles.
nice marmot
What are you a fucking park ranger?
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