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  1. #1
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    idiot of the week award

    I flew to chicago to visit my family..... left my car keys there... im an idiot
    Don't be that guy. That guy is dead.
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    at least you didn't lock em in your trunk like I did one time- in a car with a safety feature that disables the trunk button on the interior when the key is our of the ignition. D'oh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLarry View Post
    at least you didn't lock em in your trunk like I did one time- in a car with a safety feature that disables the trunk button on the interior when the key is our of the ignition. D'oh!
    done that larry and yes it does suck.

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    as if missing a snowstorm wasn't bad enough...

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    warming up the truck once in a raging blizzard, I managed to lock the doors with the engine running Odd how I can still break in if needed with minor damage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI View Post
    as if missing a snowstorm wasn't bad enough...
    exactly... like a getting kicked in the balls then bent over and fucked in the ass.... wasnt a good weekend
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    When I was still driving a Snaab 900(the old, boxy one)... I locked my keys inside numerous times... Drive alone and have stuff on the backseat, park, get out of car, slam drivers door shut, open backdoor and take the stuff, press both buttons down (locked position, both the drivers door and the back door) and slam door shot... See the keys still in the ignition (you could only lock the drivers door from the inside or with a key from the outside).

    Luckily the cops came shortly and teached a nifty trick on how to brake into my car... Used it numerous times afterwards... Though got some strange looks in the big garages .
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    I have hide a keys on all my vehicles and have never regretted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavrick View Post
    I flew to chicago to visit my family..... left my car keys there... im an idiot
    My mother did that exact same thing a few years ago. I'll have to tell her she's not the only one who's ever done it...
    Raise 'em Jay. And remember: Safety Third!

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    I love my Ford's keypad entry. When ever I fly somewhere, I toss the keys under the seat and lock the doors.

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    Posted to a local "Yard Sale" FB page. What a fuckin' maroon. Wonder if it's been sent to the Sheriff yet.

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/3899...23519854362262

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Posted to a local "Yard Sale" FB page. What a fuckin' maroon. Wonder if it's been sent to the Sheriff yet.

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/3899...23519854362262

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    i wonder if cadillac is an attempt at spelling catalytic or if it truly came from a cadillac. i'm gonna go with the former.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    i wonder if cadillac is an attempt at spelling catalytic or if it truly came from a cadillac. i'm gonna go with the former.
    So will it convert my Subaru into a cadillac?

    I'm thinking he's such an idiot that not only does he think he can sell a chopped CC on a local FB page and get away with it that he also thinks it's called a "Cadillac converter."

    We've been having a rash of CC thefts in the area of late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I'm thinking he's such an idiot ... he also thinks it's called a "Cadillac converter."
    i thought this when i was like five.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Maybe the fuckers so broke that he’s actually selling his own converter from his piece of shit Cadillac in the front yard?

    He’s probably already sold all the blood he could for the month

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Maybe the fuckers so broke that he’s actually selling his own converter from his piece of shit Cadillac in the front yard?

    He’s probably already sold all the blood he could for the month


    Well I'm sure he's still got sperm to sell provided the bank ain't too picky.

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    He's updated his post claiming someone gave it to him.
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    I nominate Pat for the week ending early 2000. Fucker was then the worldwide director of tax for 25b+ euro plc based on an Island west of london. So he comes over to "reivew" the US return. Leaves the hotel with his his coffee cup on top the rental car he's driving though one of the busiest intersections in this massive SE city (Bmills Asford dwoody/285). so the car behind hims honkin so he gets out the car door slams shut locked with the key running (this happened, again, early 2000 with a cheep rental car). Stops taffic dead. Finally gets to the office asks for the 1999 return. we give him the four volume set.

    "where is it"
    "There"
    "Which page?"

    He wasn't tax director for a whole lot longer.
    "Can't you see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    He's updated his post claiming someone gave it to him.
    ah, yes, the common gift of "cadillac converter"
    you don't want no smoke.

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    I thought this would be a thread about benny, or maybe core shot, or perhaps deepsouthmafia. I am disappointed.
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    I have AAA and Onstar to compensate for such forgetful tendencies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Well I'm sure he's still got sperm to sell provided the bank ain't too picky.

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    He's updated his post claiming someone gave it to him.
    It was nice of him to post up his pre arrest mug shot. Saves some time for Walla Walla’s finest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shredhead View Post
    I have hide a keys on all my vehicles and have never regretted it.
    This ^^ it only cost me 6$ to get a key cut which will open the door

    if you want a key that will start the engine its a bunch more $$$
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Well I'm sure he's still got sperm to sell provided the bank ain't too picky.

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    He's updated his post claiming someone gave it to him.
    If that picture were posted without any context, I would be 100% confident that the guy was from WA, OR or the Idaho Panhandle. They have their own unique subspecies of white trash up there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    If that picture were posted without any context, I would be 100% confident that the guy was from WA, OR or the Idaho Panhandle. They have their own unique subspecies of white trash up there.
    a bizarre truth to this.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    That bathroom looks ripe for a remodel.
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