Toilet Paper: Over the top or back behind bar?

[Obstruction]

Over the bar when paper has patterns.
Under the bar when paper is plain with no patterns.

embossed or printed?

[gg8983]

or i just jump in the shower.

Swiping the card is marvelous but rather dirty.

[Buzzworthy]

I'm about to blow your tiny fucking minds:

If any possibility exists that a child under the age of 8 will be in the water closet in question then go BEHIND THE BAR.

The little fuckers love slap the top of it and watch the whole thing unravel. I admit this is pretty sweet. They also like to empty kleenex containers.

Seen TP and tissues this way all the time at home now: 2 year old as of the 24th this month.


Mr. G, work toilet, not so public. Sometimes you gotta slay a bathroom!

I still have home set up for over the top. But I do see benefits of under.



Now, does anyone else have a very large and overwelming desire to visit all of Iceman's bathrooms? I look forward to seeing you place in the moutains soon buddy.


Standing up: Weird/wierd (sp?). Only if you stand up and think you did not do a good enough job while you were sitting and need the safety last wipe.

Back of the toilet works for me, but wrapping it around your hands sound like the plunger will be needed. Save a tree damn you!

Freestanding TP holders: one more thing to move when you do. Refer to back of toilet to save $.

Under the bar -- rips easier and it looks cooler.

Rips easier, check. Looks cooler, hell, it is a white rolls of ass paper. Who cares what it looks like.

Print???? WTF??????

Back to ArcPad training now.

[snow_slider]

All that "behind the bar" stuff is just crazy talk. al-Qaeda wants you to run your TP behind the bar. What are you? Terrorists?

[Tippster]

Osama bin Iceman. Told you.

[Obstruction]

Rips easier, check. Looks cooler, hell, it is a white rolls of ass paper. Who cares what it looks like.

Print???? WTF??????

Back to ArcPad training now.

You use white toilet paper!! Good God man are you fucking insane? If I can't have pastels I'd just as soon use the facking Herald.

[snow_slider]

Osama bin Iceman. Told you.

Damn, it all makes sense now. The praying to mecca daily, the clean living, the AK47 in the closet.....

[Tippster]

BEHIND THE BAR, YOU MORONS!!!

I will never give up on this. However, unlike Buzz and ESPECIALLY Snow_slider, I will not go into other peoples' houses and reverse the TP, you FREAKS.

NOW will you bow to the greater wisdom?

[DeathVan]

I ran into a single square dispenser recently.

F'ing commies trying to control my free spin.

I nearly shit myself in rage.

[GiBo]

How is this even be a debate. Anyone who thinks under is spatially challenged and should never be allowed to design anything.

[Buzzworthy]

Threads like this happen when you smoke entirely too much dope. Brain works a lot better these days. Clean as a whistle.

I have no recollection of ever posting this.
But that was funny.

Over the top only for this guy. How did I ever see the possibility of the wrong way?

edit: Icepalace TP reversal?? Again, don't remember but I was simply helping you understand the truth.

[GoldMember]

Jesus....nice bump, Tippster. Wow, a five year old thread on toilet paper? Carry a grudge much? First world problem, for sure. And for the record, over the top is correct as you noted.

[~mikey b]

I prefer the paper be over the top, but that's the least of my worries.

My wife has a tendency to use the last bit of paper and not change the roll. Or worse, leave just enough to......not be.......quite....enough. Or she'll use the last, then just leave a new roll propped up on the dispenser. Next guy in gets to change it.

My response when I find one of these situations is to simply not flush.

thread drift - we use recycled sandpaper around here - it's awesome when you visit someone who buys the good stuff - feels like a labrador puppy's ear - so smoooth!

also - invite Turx to visit yer house - he brings "toilet tissue"

carry on

[jon gaper]

All that "behind the bar" stuff is just crazy talk. al-Qaeda wants you to run your TP behind the bar. What are you? Terrorists?

They use their left hand,no paper.
and on the ground,no toilet

[SB]

rabbits FTW

[bendtheski]

Over the top.
But more importantly; fold or crinkle? The answer truly defines a person.

[warthog]

Our gay housecleaner puts it over the top with a triangle fold.
I prefer under because the kids haven't figured out how to unravel it.

Why would you need to do a one handed tear? What is the other hand doing?

[From_the_NEK]

I prefer under because the kids haven't figured out how to unravel it.

I have always preached over the top as well. However, currently with a three year old in the house, we have been mounting the TP under due to it being much harder for the kid to pull out half the roll in one stroke.

[iceman]

NOW will you bow to the greater wisdom?

Fucking propaganda. Some people are gonna vote for Romney, you know. And they think they're right. But they're not.

[jm2e]

Had to go over the back until I remodeled the bathroom, and moved the holder out of his reach.

Remodeled the bathroom so you could change the way you hang your TP? Awesome!
Five years later does it feel as good?

[Tippster]

Fucking propaganda. Some people are gonna vote for Romney, you know. And they think they're right. But they're not.

Heh. Saw it on 9gag yesterday and immediately thought of you.

And yes, I changed the orientation in at least one of the Icepalace West toilets. Neener.

[iscariot]

Do you guys really give a shit?

Sometimes I take a shit...mostly I leave a shit. Shit comes around, shit goes around.

[iceman]

Shit happens, you might say.

[astralboy15]

Do you own a cat?

[jahoney]

Do you own a cat?

when does the narwhal bacon?

I came to post this, lol