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  1. 09-20-2010, 08:38 AM #51
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    On a road trip from college to NYC ~13 years ago. A friend walks out of a bar with a stool. We had a running competition of who could walk out of a bar with the most conspicuous item.

    We are walking down the street in Greenwich Village with said stool when a gay guy walk up to my friend and says "Can I sit on your stool?". with out missing a beat my friend flips it up side down and says "yeah and three of your friends too".
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    I've been told the number one pickup line in a gay bar is "Can I push in your stool?"

    i will just have to take his word for it. NTTAWWT
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead View Post
    NTTAWWT


    What the fuck does that say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurch View Post
    On a road trip from college to NYC ~13 years ago. A friend walks out of a bar with a stool. We had a running competition of who could walk out of a bar with the most conspicuous item.

    We are walking down the street in Greenwich Village with said stool when a gay guy walk up to my friend and says "Can I sit on your stool?". with out missing a beat my friend flips it up side down and says "yeah and three of your friends too".
    I REALLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT INTO TURNING AN OLD JOKE INTO YOUR OWN......
    Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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    I was at the bar and this guy walked in who had a belt buckle that looked like a wheel. So I asked him if it was driving his nuts!! HAHAHA. HILARIOUS!
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  7. 09-20-2010, 04:08 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER View Post
    I REALLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT INTO TURNING AN OLD JOKE INTO YOUR OWN......
    If it is an old joke I guess that would explain how my not so bright friend was quick with a come back but I've never seen or heard anyone that wasn't there that night tell that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob stokes View Post
    What the fuck does that say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurch View Post
    If it is an old joke I guess that would explain how my not so bright friend was quick with a come back but I've never seen or heard anyone that wasn't there that night tell that joke.
    JOKE-

    HOW DO YOU FIT FOUR FAGS ON A BAR STOOL?

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    What's the best pickup line in a gay bar?


    Can I push in your stool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    What's the best pickup line in a gay bar?


    Can I push in your stool?
    In a lesbian gay bar, best pickup line is to just lick your eyebrows.
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