Dreams....

KQ · 09-22-2006, 11:41 AM

Man...I don't know what's going on but for the last couple of nights I've had the weirdest dreams about ppl on this board and it's not like I've been here that much lately.

The night before last it was an okay dream...kinda bizarre but not bad. I can't remember everything but there was a party...and phUnk was involved....etc. etc.

However last night's dream was HORRIBLE!!! Big avy...ppl getting buried....when I woke up I just felt sick!!!

I think I need better drugs or something.

**lemon boy** · 09-22-2006, 11:47 AM

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**Baconzoo** · 09-22-2006, 11:52 AM

I have one about Trackheads dog...???? I was pulling on fish line that was tied around his shinny white fangs. Weird that it came from this place.

**Beaver** · 09-22-2006, 11:55 AM

This morning I was one of 2 passengers on a school bus we had stolen. We drove down a road similar to the road I live on but it lead to a house I no longer own that is 1600km away from were we stole the bus. I had to stop at the house to get a thumbtack. In the carport that in reality does not exist were my 3 guitars leaning against the wall and covered in bird shit. I went in to the house and decided to change my socks but could not get the new socks on because my feet were wet so I had a shower then blew my feet dry with a paint stripper heat gun. When I went back outside it was morning and we could not drive the bus because it would be too conspicuous so we parked it in the garage that miraculously was large enough for a full sized school bus. We hid out all day playing guitar and eating freeze dried ice cream because the power was out and that was all that was in the freezer.

I've got better drugs.

**Eldo** · 09-22-2006, 11:56 AM

I have dreams about KQ all the time.

Well, actually her avatar.

(So no need to get a restraining order.)

KQ · 09-22-2006, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Beaver

This morning I was one of 2 passengers on a school bus we had stolen. We drove down a road similar to the road I live on but it lead to a house I no longer own that is 1600km away from were we stole the bus. I had to stop at the house to get a thumbtack. In the carport that in reality does not exist were my 3 guitars leaning against the wall and covered in bird shit. I went in to the house and decided to change my socks but could not get the new socks on because my feet were wet so I had a shower then blew my feet dry with a paint stripper heat gun. When I went back outside it was morning and we could not drive the bus because it would be too conspicuous so we parked it in the garage that miraculously was large enough for a full sized school bus. We hid out all day playing guitar and eating freeze dried ice cream because the power was out and that was all that was in the freezer.

I've got better drugs.

Hmmmm maybe I do have good drugs 'cuz there was bird shit all over in my dream last night too.

**snowsprite** · 09-22-2006, 12:03 PM

I cannot remember my dreams lately (ever since my dad died) which has never happened to me before. It's very strange.

I have very lucid and interesting dreams, and I think they help me. I want my dreams back!

Sprite

**bad_roo** · 09-22-2006, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by snowsprite

I want my dreams back!
Sprite

How you doin?

**snowsprite** · 09-22-2006, 12:08 PM

Sprite

**slim** · 09-22-2006, 12:10 PM

I dreamt last night that my wife's vagina shrank to a size so small that I could no longer have sex with her.

It was awful.

KQ · 09-22-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Eldo

I have dreams about KQ all the time.

Well, actually her avatar.

(So no need to get a restraining order.)

Mrs. Peel rocks! (and mean Diana Rigg NOT Uma)

**String** · 09-22-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by slim

I dreamt last night that my wife's vagina shrank to a size so small that I could no longer have sex with her.

It was awful.

That's a nightmare

KQ · 09-22-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by slim

I dreamt last night that my wife's vagina shrank to a size so small that I could no longer have sex with her.

It was awful.

and did she have the opposite dream?

**The AD** · 09-22-2006, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by slim

I dreamt last night that my wife's vagina shrank to a size so small that I could no longer have sex with her.

See, slim, if you were an optimist you would have had a dream where your cock grew so big it no longer fit.

**bad_roo** · 09-22-2006, 12:23 PM

Or you could have suggested das poopenhausen as an interim solution.

**yogachik** · 09-22-2006, 12:27 PM

roo, she said she missed her dreams, not her nightmares

**irul&ublo** · 09-22-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by slim

I dreamt last night that my wife's vagina shrank to a size so small that I could no longer have sex with her.

It was awful.

Wow...that must have been really small.

**bad_roo** · 09-22-2006, 12:31 PM

If you can't laugh at yourself and your wife and all of your wife's family, who can you laugh at?

**The AD** · 09-22-2006, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

Or you could have suggested das poopenhausen as an interim solution.

Now that's thinking outside the box!

KQ · 09-22-2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

Now that's thinking outside the box!

badda bing!

**Richard Simmons** · 09-22-2006, 12:46 PM

Hey Roo...wannna sweat to some oldies?

**cuzinick** · 09-22-2006, 01:07 PM

^ I'm gonna be pissed if this shows up in my dreams tonight.

**Baconzoo** · 09-22-2006, 02:04 PM

Every time someone says capris, I think of Roo

**TJ.Brk** · 09-22-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by snowsprite

I cannot remember my dreams lately (ever since my dad died) which has never happened to me before. It's very strange.

I have very lucid and interesting dreams, and I think they help me. I want my dreams back!

Sprite

Sprite that is normal. The same thing happened to me when my father died and my grandfather died. It is normal. You mind is just shutting some things off so you sleep better for awhile becuase of the recent stress you faced. You will remember your dreams again in time.