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  1. #1
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    friday game: stupid things said to you by non-skiers/riders

    post 'em up..

    I'll start.
    "I went skiing once, but hated it. My jeans were caked in ice and slush by 10am, and I was too cold."

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    "liftie is not a word"

    that's one i still argue with this one kid over
    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

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    you mean "snow-skiing?"

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    "wait...it's April, how are you going skiing?"

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    "I voted for Bush."
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    A great one told to me about 20 minutes ago by my writing teacher:

    "I'm heading up to the mountains this weekend, and I know it's gonna snow. But you won't be able to ski, so don't even think about it."

    Muahhahaha! Little do you know bitch.

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    "How can you stand the cold? Wouldn't you rather go someplace tropical?"

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    "There's skiing in Wyoming?"
    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.

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    **yawn**

    "snowboarders suck"

    ...get over it dude and find something real.

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    "There's skiing in California?"

    they were 'skiiers' from Boulder
    Elvis has left the building

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    why do you need so many pairs of skis?

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    "Can you do black runs?"

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    "You're going out in that? But it's dumping snow"
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    "I don't ski anymore because I'm from Colorado and the snow here [Washington] isn't as good."
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    "There's skiing in California?"

    they were 'skiiers' from Boulder
    I bet they were "skiiers" from Boulder.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monique
    "I don't ski anymore because I'm from Colorado and the snow here [Washington] isn't as good."

    I don't get it?
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    "Can you ski on those?" **points at my skis

    "You bought another pair of skis? How many is that?"

    "2"

    "Jesus man, why would you need more than one!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by _dris
    **yawn**

    "snowboarders suck"

    ...get over it dude and find something real.
    Yeah, I bet you get that from non-skiers/riders all the time, you fucking fool.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free
    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
    hah, its the same in salt lake. I asked kids from where I went to high school if they would meet up big cottonwood for a short hike and I have to explain to them where it is...

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    Scene- conversation/small talk with coworker last December

    Me: Oooooh. Ski season as started!
    Coworker: You're a big skier? I'm a big skier too!
    Me: Cool! Where do you ski? You heading up this weekend? There's a HUUUGE storm!
    Coworker: I ski at the Tahoe Sierras. In fact, my wife and I have booked a condo there for the 2nd week of March!
    Me: (thinking) You are NOT a skier so STFU JONG! GRRRR!!!!

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    "I cant wait for summer" <slap>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free
    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
    I once had a conversation along those lines with a girl who lived in an Austrian ski resort She had never skied in her life. I thought it was a crime.

    Turns out she was into sailing and got all excited when I told her I was brought up in Southampton.

    I have never been on a sailing boat in my life.

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    "I can't ski because I have bad knees"

    "Our group would like to cancel our trip to your ski area because we don't want to ski on man made snow." News flash bitch, to ski in michigan is to ski on man made snow.

    "Can't you ski in the summer now, they have snowmakers right?"

    "Those skis are too big to be snow skis, they really have to be meant for waterskiing." Pointing at my Bros on the one day it was deep enough to justify using them in Michigan.

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