Lamest personalized license plates

**Professor Chaos** · 09-25-2006, 01:54 AM

Holy fuck do I have a story for this one. I used to work in this half ass cafe, which was owned by this gigantic asshole of a guy. His name was Zip, he walked around this cafe knowing it was the biggest piece of shit, yet still acting like it was a Ritz. He walked arouned in this ugly grey suit, his dress shirt unbuttoned at the top with his chest hairs sticking out out so far you could feel them standing in front of him, with a smirk on his face as if he was a pimp (he was like 60 or so) and on his shitty BMW his plates read "Zipster". I quit a few days after I found out about his plates.

**leroy jenkins** · 09-25-2006, 09:07 AM

Seen in muntucky today.

BLUEBYU

Great, you named your car after a cheesy country song from decades ago. You're really quite clever.

KQ · 09-25-2006, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by mtnjam

seen in Boise, ID.....BABYMKR

pretty lame if you ask me.....must be either a ob/gyn physician or someone of "the faith"

"Baby Maker" was the nick name for the old VW buses

**pappag** · 09-26-2006, 12:06 PM

Last week in NJ, I saw some hippie in a crappy convertible with a plate that looked like this:

, with GRU VEE as his personalized plate.

**AbsolutStoli** · 09-26-2006, 02:31 PM

i saw "ACURMDX" on a guess what in brooklyn this past weekend.

**cj001f** · 09-26-2006, 03:13 PM

GIPPER - with a picture of ronnie superglued to it.
BEADOER

**freeskisquaw** · 09-26-2006, 08:18 PM

I saw some douche bag 20 year old today with this:

GRWNMAN

Yeah, you're a grown man? Needed to tell everyone? Cool.

**pappag** · 09-26-2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

i saw "ACURMDX" on a guess what in brooklyn this past weekend.

Probably the cousin of the chick I saw with "MY BMW" while driving a white 325i.

**cj001f** · 09-27-2006, 02:27 PM

Illegally parked BMW 745i at the courthouse GUILTEY

**Staircase** · 09-27-2006, 03:50 PM

Porsche 911 in work parking lot MY MBA. So hard to resist the key treatment.

**Knight** · 09-27-2006, 08:58 PM

Toyota Prius driving 55mph in a 65 with utah plates: "Warming" and a mid-90's subaru in a perkins parking lot with montana plates: "gr8 car"

**P_McPoser** · 09-27-2006, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

i saw "ACURMDX" on a guess what in brooklyn this past weekend.

An H2?

...............

**GBB** · 09-28-2006, 10:16 PM

Saw one today on one of those lexus convertibles FORGVN.

**pappag** · 10-09-2006, 07:12 AM

This morning while driving over the GW, I saw some guy in a rather plain (and old...like 2001-ish) 330 convertible with GOTICE4U. I didn't know whether to take a picture or call for help.

**Parvo** · 10-10-2006, 02:19 PM

i see licence plates all the time with a bunch of mixed up letters and numbers that don't make any sense, it's fuggin' crazy. i ask 'em what it means and they look at me like i'm an idiot. for example, looking out my window i see a subaru with 435 NDS. I mean, wtf is that? it doesn't even spell anything? is it some inside joke that i'm not clued in to? people.

**couloirman** · 10-10-2006, 02:26 PM

I saw a guy the other day whose license plate just saya "THE" and on both sides there were thick layers of stickers that he changed all the time. The one on there at the time said "Love THE Planet", but im sure he just changes it to whatever is trendy and hippie at the time

**~mikey b** · 10-10-2006, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by givebackbloom

Saw one today on one of those lexus convertibles FORGVN.

A freak of a woman at my office has that on her Toyota 4x4 that happens to look exactly like mine.

**Tippster** · 10-17-2006, 12:21 PM

Ugh - look what I just ran across on my way back to the office....

**~mikey b** · 10-17-2006, 12:34 PM

silly

others I encounter regularly:
1) buddy's wife's Honda Element --> IAMINMY
2) Forest Service friend --> CD4EST

**pappag** · 10-17-2006, 12:52 PM

One of my friends from the Bronx who went to UNC recently got this. It's also his IM screen name if you went to leave him messages.

**Nobody Famous** · 10-17-2006, 12:54 PM

I think the ultimate plate woud be these seven letters "NO PLATE". Imagine the mayhem you could cause having this called in, or written down on some paperwork.

**wi3dzmin** · 10-17-2006, 01:07 PM

A Saturn Vue I saw last year on the way to Breck in Nebraska: WHATAVUE

Interestingly, the Website of Nebraska DMV says you can only have 7 characters on personalized license plate; the application for the said license plate has room for 8 characters though... Reason #127 why Nebraska sucks.

**Tippster** · 10-17-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nobody Famous

I think the ultimate plate woud be these seven letters "NO PLATE". Imagine the mayhem you could cause having this called in, or written down on some paperwork.

That would be a bad idea. Very bad.