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  1. #51
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    A few years ago I saw 'WXTHTAZ' in Portland, ME. I actually thought is was pretty funny.

    I'm having a hard time convincing my wife to put 'MYMILF' on the minivan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.

    It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog
    It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.
    Indeed - $747k a day good
    Elvis has left the building

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    Someone needs to fly past him with the plate "PWN3D"
    My brother and I actually saw that plate on a Saturn VUE in Grand Haven over Labor Day.

    And yes, it there was a fat nerd behind the wheel.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Saw these two on my block walking home tonight...

    Silver BMW - TREMOR S

    Black Mazda - RK STR 1

    I never knew I had such tools on my street.

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    This tag is on the car of the Parks and Rec Director in my town. It speaks for itself.

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    Talking

    Best one I ever saw (in Oakland): BUKAKE
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

    I guess that's pretty ghey.

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    I saw a Nissan Murano with personalized plates that said "Murano". That must have taken some thought.

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    I just did a search...utah plate "UTARDED" is still up for grabs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.
    Heh, I used to sail past that yacht on dive trips out there. Most amusing.

    I also dived with his mechanic on occasion - there's a dream job. Pretty much every super car ever produced, and he had to drive them every so often just to make sure they still ran.

    I was passed by a yellow 'vette (unusual in the UK) with the number plate BL03JOB once. Ghey, but I laughed.

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    SNO BLIND on a black '88 Mustand 5.0 GT that a guy down the street owned.

    Shokingly enough, the same guy went down for possesion of blow with intent a couple of months ago.

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    Damn it, I can't find it, but somewhere, I have a pic of a tag that says "monoski". It was taken in the Vail ramp.



    Edit 4: I did find this one:
    Last edited by Pow4Brains; 09-15-2006 at 09:18 AM.
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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

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    I spent my first year out of high school as a Porsche mechanic. There was a stunning blond from Wyoming who used to bring her car in for service on a regular basis. She was from Green River county, where, I believe, the county code is the number 4.

    Her plate read 4 PLAY.

    I always wanted to play with her.


    I came up behind a Datsun Z on my motorcycle years ago. The license plate frame said "I want to phuque". Never got a look a the woman driving the car.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    I, once, knew a blonde, who drove a powder blue 911 Targa with the plates BLUBYU. (I could see it if If she had dark hair [Linda Ronstadt reference]).

    Designer plates are so fagalicious.

    .....But, I do like the idea of a UTARDED plate
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    How about STFU or FUQ

    I should just have mine say FUCK.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    My aunt has a plate that says GIVN2ME and people are always offering her money to sell them that plate.
    "Don't drive angry."

    Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"

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    Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

    Best ever.
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    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

    Best ever.
    Category is worst ever.

    But I don't get it.

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    Saw "Mein 11" on a Porsche today, thought that was kinda cutesy but pretty lame.

    Saw "WAS HIS" on a TV show years ago, some bimbo was driving...

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    Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.

    Guess it only counts as really lame if he's not the mvp
    Last edited by Ridgehippy; 09-15-2006 at 06:58 PM.

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    seen on hummer H2:

    11MPG

    thanks for announcing it, asshole.
    "...And my quarter is ruined. My business lost about 200K in revenue.

    On a positive note, I did save some money on car insurance by staying with GEICO..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jackamo
    seen on hummer H2:

    11MPG

    thanks for announcing it, asshole.
    I'm pretty sure that guy's my hero! I hope he pours oil down his drain on days he doesn't drive, that would be sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridgehippy
    Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.
    Convertible? I've seen the same on the 101.... and don't have a clue either (but the dude driving definitely looked like he could be a pro-baller).
    Elvis has left the building

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    Last week saw a plate on one of these that said BUCK.


    I wished PUSSY WAGON was painted across the tailgate.
    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.

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