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  1. #1
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    Need help with stretch pants and boot bang

    I've been looking all over the web trying to find the perfect pair of stretch pants. The problem I'm having is that the stir-ups that go deep into the boots really hurt my shins when I bang into bumps. I can't stand the baggy look of most ski pants because they make girlz look like boyz and that's silly. A really nice guy in my local ski shop suggested I pop in here and ask around because he said there are a bunch of ripping chicks that should be able to help me find what I'm looking for. I hope this isn't a really dumb thing to ask.

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    played.

    Try again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonelygirl15
    A really nice guy in my local ski shop
    are you sure he is really nice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonelygirl15
    I hope this isn't a really dumb thing to ask.
    It is.


    P.S. Tell sexysexybitchbomb19 that I ain't payin' for more than half of that abortion.

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    Oh lord
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
    --Vandals

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    You're not real. YOU BROKE MY HEART!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
    are you sure he is really nice?
    Well he worked on my pants and boots even though the shop was closing. He stayed late and even offered to give me a ride when we left. Then he suggested I try here, so yeah, he was nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SponsoredByDuctTape
    It is.


    P.S. Tell sexysexybitchbomb19 that I ain't payin' for more than half of that abortion.

    Yer funny, what does your name mean?

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    Have any bridges you be interested in selling?
    Calmer than you dude

  10. #10
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    I think phUnk is the resident stretch pant expert. You should send him a private message for a "fitting" session.

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    Woah. It's Snowslider's neighbor!
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Boot bang? I'll give you boot bang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
    Boot bang? I'll give you boot bang.
    Foot fetish?

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    Post #15 and no one has asked for the nekid pictures...yet

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    No...no. Leave the goggles on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zappa
    foot fetish?
    you could say that. Or maybe I just think I'm funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
    you could say that. Or maybe I just think I'm funny.
    OK. Next slightly related subject. Just so we know how far away from you to stay... What's your take on the strechy nylons.

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    I like pulling them over my head before I do my fittings^^^^^^
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    stretchy nylons? is there another type?

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    Sure. You gotch yer stinky, crusty, holey, soggy, fishnet, crotchless... and various combinations therof.

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    just cut off the stirrup part of the pant. Oh, and we're gonna need pics(preferably nekkid) to see if you actually SHOULD be wearing stretch pants.

    shit, 15 will get you 20.
    Old's Cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gebster
    Post #15 and no one has asked for the nekid pictures...yet
    Why would we want nekkid pics of the unibonger?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Even though lonelygirl15 is supposed to be Internet famous, I am not surprised that nobody here knows who she is.

    http://www.zephoria.org/thoughts/arc...elygirl15.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbp
    Even though lonelygirl15 is supposed to be Internet famous, I am not surprised that nobody here knows who she is.

    http://www.zephoria.org/thoughts/arc...elygirl15.html



    How would we know about her if she never posted here before today?


    EDIT: God, phUnk is cool.
    Last edited by Pope Benedict XVI; 09-13-2006 at 04:39 PM.

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