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    skiing is for pussys

    yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by youlovekylube
    yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid
    I have to agree with you 110%

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    Quote Originally Posted by youlovekylube
    yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid
    Translation:

    Yes! Skiing for pussies! Wow, I'm riding down the mountain, and my dick is straight up. She was easy, and the skiing and fucking were so awesome. It was stupid fucking awesome!
    Because sometimes stupid people need to be heard correctly.

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    You aren't standing up when you are riding?

    Tele

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    What about the bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpinedad
    What about the bacon?
    God damnit!! Why does everyone always have to bring bacon into this?!?!?! This damn place is trying to give me a heart attack!.....Must go eat bacon now....bastard.

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    I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)
    We hold daggers in the side of the Moon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by climb2ski
    I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)
    the eggs come out so good that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by climb2ski
    I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)
    my friends and i used to do that all the time when we went to alms endurance races.

    except it generally involved a few pounds and about 4 dozen eggs

    and lots of beer

    theres nothing quite like waking up to the sound of racecars, beer, bacon, and eggs still drunk from the evening before.

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    4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

    bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno
    4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

    bacon
    who wants to bet they are all freeks~in~a~creek, frozen if it is please tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by climb2ski
    I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)

    But you do it standing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno
    4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

    bacon
    During the Justice Roberts hearings, 7 different aliases, each one representing one of the existing supreme court justices, weighed in with their thoughts on Roberts.

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    You're right. This is how I roll:


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    I love pussy.

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    If skiing was easy they'd call it snowboarding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    I love pussy.
    This is really what it all boils down to. Common ground is always good.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youlovekylube
    yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid
    I thought the tram had been decomissioned!
    ya know, beer is far more than just the world's most perfect breakfast food.

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    Awesome because I'm here only because I thought TGR was an anacronym for Tinkerbell Gaper Resurrection.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Millsie
    If skiing was easy they'd call it snowboarding.
    No, if it were easy they would call it sledding
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
    No, if it were easy they would call it sledding
    I'm not sure about that, this doesn't look all that easy. Or all that safe, either.

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    oh great, 4 more aliases to my ignore list. I think there are 30 since that fuckstick from girdwood showed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I'm not sure about that, this doesn't look all that easy. Or all that safe, either.
    I wonder if what they would say at Mad River Glen if you showed up with that board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    I love pussy.
    Ever tried it with bacon?

    Mmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by youlovekylube
    yes skiing is for pussys!...wow im riding down a mountain standing straight up....its too easy... it makes it fucking stupid
    and buttfucking is for faggots...except you're on all fours(unless your bent over a sink in jail). Sometimes, you just drop to your knees and start sucking away.

    Tell us your preference freaks...

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