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  1. #26
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    Originally Posted by truth
    I love pussy.


    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Ever tried it with bacon?

    Mmm...

    Yes, I love porking pussy
    Last edited by mrw; 09-07-2006 at 01:33 PM.

  2. #27
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    Pussy is for skiers!

  3. #28
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    skiing is for pussys
    thanks for reminding me.

    i'll also be sure to remember that next time i'm going thru some cat track thats flat as hell or inter-connect between mountains and am tempted to stick a pole out to give a boarder a tow.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

  4. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar
    thanks for reminding me.

    i'll also be sure to remember that next time i'm going thru some cat track thats flat as hell or inter-connect between mountains and am tempted to stick a pole out to give a boarder a tow.
    If you do that you just prove the proposition.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  5. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmoesmith
    God damnit!! Why does everyone always have to bring bacon into this?!?!?! This damn place is trying to give me a heart attack!.....Must go eat bacon now....bastard.
    I just figured, any thread that mentions skiing and pussy had to mention bacon. It's the holy fucking trinity, right?

  6. #31
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    Skiing, pussy and bacon. Now that's the life.

    Oh! I forgot the fucking beer.

    Skiing, beer, pussy and bacon. There we go.

    That's the recipe for a good time.

  7. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by climb2ski
    I can cook a lb of bacon in a 8" frying pan on a colman stove.... That is so Sweet... Then you cook the eggs in the bacon grease (YUM!)
    Yeah, but your too cheap to bring your own bacon and eggs! You owe me!

  8. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpinedad
    I just figured, any thread that mentions skiing and pussy had to mention bacon. It's the holy fucking trinity, right?
    Throw in beer and its the sacred fucking square.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  9. #34
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    I once rode with youlovekylube, and let me tell you, the kid landed it switch, and rode it all the way to the road.
    youlovekylube comes prepared to send

  10. #35
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    **bump** because being a snowboarder is like being a space faggot!
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  11. #36
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    I pee standing up. I also ski standing up. Sometimes I eat bacon standing up. Sometimes I drink whisky standing up. SOMETIMES I drink bacon flavored whisky... standing up. Then I pee standing up... again.
    Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.

  12. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackerPlease View Post
    But you do it standing up.
    . . . and usually butt naked.

  13. #38
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    Bacon Tacos



    Anybody ever had a bacon taco shell?? Mmmm...
    "Not so loud, huh kid? I was up all night doing a crossword puzzle."

  14. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    Ever tried it with bacon?

    Mmm...
    Bacon pussy? What will these syintists come up with next?




    Johnny's only sin was dispair

  15. #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by youlovekylube View Post
    yes skiing is for pussys!...
    Thx, Pow Puss <3's bacon and skiing.
    Helloooooooooo Kitty!

  16. #41
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    BACON STOKE THREAD FUCK YEAH.


  17. #42
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    God i love this place..
    let put it in order
    1.Pussy
    2.Skiing
    3.Beer
    4.Bacon
    I put forth this question and the question is,
    When i did your mother twice last nite did I get sloppy seconds ?????

  18. #43
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    More bacon stoke


  19. #44
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    my ski boots are like foot pussies!! Mmmmmm!fuckyou:

  20. #45
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    I'm drinking a bac-atte while I read this.



    But you gotta use the right coffee beans..

    When life gives you haters, make haterade.

  21. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerjames View Post
    More bacon stoke



    Hahaha....fucking rad

  22. #47
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    God i love this place..
    let put it in order
    1.Pussy
    2.Skiing
    3.Beer
    4.Bacon
    you forgot ...
    HOOKERS AND BLOW !!!
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...

  23. #48
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    Thanks, now I know what's for breakfast


    The 3B's
    Beer, Bacon & Beaver
    not to be confused with the redneck hippie speedball, Beer, Buds & Benydril
    embrace the gape
    and believe

  24. #49
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    I'm a man. I piss standing up, I fuck standing up, and I ski standing up. I don't squat over like a bitch.

    Behold my fluffy goodness, you bastard.

  25. #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    4 new and different aliases to start a thread. is that a record?

    bacon
    Definitely a record
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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