My only fear of death is comin back to this bitch reincarnated-7 day theory

**Blurred** · 09-06-2006, 09:49 PM

Makaveli-7 day theory

I hear the doctor standing over me [heart monitor: beeping slowly]
screamin I can make it
Got a body full of bullet holes layin here naked
Still I, can't breathe, somethings evil in my IV.......

They got a nigga
Sheddin tears, reminiscin on my past fears
Cause shit was hectic for me last year
It appears that I've been marked for death, my heartless breath
The underlying cause of my arrest, my life is stressed

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-06-2006, 09:51 PM

memo to brett:

you are still caucasian.

**TJ.Brk** · 09-06-2006, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

memo to brett:

you are still caucasian.

oh oh oh oh oh must breathe must breathe, OMG that fucking funny bwahahahahahahahahahahahaa

G · 09-06-2006, 10:12 PM

Whoa? You mean actual grown-ups listen to rap too?

Nah, 'tis just brett.

**MarsB** · 09-06-2006, 10:34 PM

Word....

**DownhillRider** · 09-07-2006, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by MarsB

Word....

Up.......

**El Chupacabra** · 09-07-2006, 12:23 AM

**Core Shot** · 09-07-2006, 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

memo to brett:

you are still caucasian.

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
'Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
("Holy mack'l dere. . .Holy mack'l dere")

He tells you that chitlins. . .
Well, they taste just like candy

He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion To de Royal Crown

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham. . .)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

**shera** · 09-07-2006, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

memo to brett:

you are still caucasian.

above the waist.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-07-2006, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by SheRa

above the waist.

eww

SBCPPS

**Danno** · 09-07-2006, 07:23 AM

I so didn't need to read that.

**Benny Profane** · 09-07-2006, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
'Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
("Holy mack'l dere. . .Holy mack'l dere")

He tells you that chitlins. . .
Well, they taste just like candy

He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion To de Royal Crown

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham. . .)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

who's that? I likee

**Mybad!** · 09-07-2006, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by SheRa

above the waist.

I am trying to eat breakfast here.

**DBdude** · 09-07-2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by SheRa

above the waist.

do you mean he has a phat ass?

edited for clarity and street cred

**bklyn** · 09-07-2006, 08:20 AM

Hey! Hey!
That's "phat" ass.
Get it right.

**DBdude** · 09-07-2006, 08:28 AM

OK
asdfas

**bad_roo** · 09-07-2006, 08:35 AM

I think it's kinda odd that when girls get together they openly discuss things like guy's penis size.

I can't really imagine a guy saying, "Man, her vagina had a volume of around 500cc. It was like a Honda CR cylinder." Maybe I need to keep worse company.

BTW - I keep having this disturbing image of Brett walking down the beach in a pair of shorts and his legs and feet are black. /shudder.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 09-07-2006, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

memo to brett:

you are still caucasian.

Hey, just because you only listen to Planes Mistaken, that don't mean Tupac is strictly for his niggaz.

**Danno** · 09-07-2006, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

who's that? I likee

Frank Zappa

**bklyn** · 09-07-2006, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

I think it's kinda odd that when girls get together they openly discuss things like guy's penis size...

We talk about it... because it matters.

**iceman** · 09-07-2006, 09:40 AM

**bad_roo** · 09-07-2006, 09:52 AM

A gentleman never discusses a lady's welly top in polite company.

**ski_faster** · 09-07-2006, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

I can't really imagine a guy saying, "Man, her vagina had a volume of around 500cc. It was like a Honda CR cylinder." Maybe I need to keep worse company.

LMAO That is some good stuff right there.

**Will** · 09-07-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by SheRa

above the waist.

So what...? He's asian below the waist?

(to all my asian friends: this is a joke playing on racial stereotypes in a tongue in cheek manner. I do not endorse said stereo-types. I'm sure you're all hung like horses, if you're a guy. And if you're female then your breasts are so large and bountiful that other, smaller breasts orbit around them due to gravitational pull. Seriously.
I'm trying not to piss you guys off, 'cause man... I know all you motherfuckers know kung-fu.)

**freshie247** · 09-07-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

I think it's kinda odd that when girls get together they openly discuss things like guy's penis size.

I can't really imagine a guy saying, "Man, her vagina had a volume of around 500cc. It was like a Honda CR cylinder." Maybe I need to keep worse company.

Roo that is too flippin funny!