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09-05-2006, 03:15 PM #1Anonomous Ski Industry Professional Guest
why AlpineZone is so much better than TGR
After my first post, describing how my children are no longer allowed to view your ski forum becouse of the degredation of Trip Reports in recent weeks on your forum have been utterly disgusting.
The negative comments posted in response, and the harrassment that has begun at our factory have sealed TGR's coffin . We have decided to stop sponsoring TGR's Colorado movie premiers.We have also dropped all our skiers who have been posting on TGR. It is time for the ski industry as a whole, to get the industry back on track as a FAMILY SPORT.
Untill Tgr follows suit, after serious scrutiny by our attorneys, TGR is no longer recieving pro forms from our company.
The nice, positive, moral members over at AlpineZone have embraced our companies ideas and desire to clean up this industry.I encourage all parents, people who consider themselves moral.and anyone else who wants to clean up the ski industry, to join us over at wwwAlpineZone.com, wher your thoughts and ideas will not be perpetually ridiculed, as it is here on this morally degenerate site called TGR.
Sincerly,
Skip
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Families need to put children first. The decline of the quality of life for the average American is directly related to American families in which the parents put their wants and needs over those needs of the children.
I am proud to support family involvement in the world of skiing. It helps keep my family very close together.
Let's continue this discussion ove at the Zone!
SkipLast edited by Frozen; 09-06-2006 at 10:31 AM.
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09-05-2006, 03:17 PM #2
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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09-05-2006, 03:18 PM #3
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09-05-2006, 03:18 PM #4Originally Posted by SLAYER
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09-05-2006, 03:19 PM #5Fucking Modarater
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Can I have a sloppy blowjob before you go?
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09-05-2006, 03:19 PM #6
ha ha <- that guy totally works for either Sierra Trading or Russel Rainey :
"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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09-05-2006, 03:19 PM #7
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09-05-2006, 03:20 PM #8Registered User
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Putting "Skip" at the bottom kind of defeats the "anonomous" part.....
"I dont hike.... my legs are too heavy"
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09-05-2006, 03:20 PM #9
What is it with all the trolls lately? Don't they realize they're the toothless grandma hookers who think they're so nouveau?
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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09-05-2006, 03:21 PM #10
How much to rent one of your children for the weekend?
NO,no, not for me.
For SPLAT.
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09-05-2006, 03:21 PM #11
Sorry Skip,
but it does seem like the Moral Degeneracy is in charge of the country right now.
As elections near, I say bring Gay Marriage back to the forefront, this issue was a big winner with the Moral Degenerates last time around.
And Vote the Bastards Out!!!Move upside and let the man go through...
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09-05-2006, 03:22 PM #12Originally Posted by Anonomous Ski Industry Professional
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09-05-2006, 03:24 PM #13Originally Posted by Anonomous Ski Industry Professional
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09-05-2006, 03:25 PM #14
Thanks, you assholes - now I've lost my sponsorship!
edgDo you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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09-05-2006, 03:26 PM #15Zen Master
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Anonomous Ski Industry Professional = freeks in creeks.
I wouldn't do this if it was anyone else, but I really hate that asshat.
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09-05-2006, 03:26 PM #16
Okay, so I'm thinking Skip is either HotTate or Frozenwater. Can we have a poll?
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09-05-2006, 03:27 PM #17
Sorry Frozen. I take it back. It's gotta be Tate.
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09-05-2006, 03:29 PM #18Registered User
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Anonomous Ski Industry Professional: here's a song for you and your broken heart... especially the "Ram it up yer poop chute" part. Let us know who you represent so we can boycot you too.
*Hey! Do you know what you are?*
*You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!*
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to *The Grape*,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
*Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life*
Was his name...
*One Two Three Four!*
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
*And yet he was a beautiful lady*
Nearly drove you insane
*Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR*
And so you kissed a little sailor
*Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:*
Who had just blew in from Spain
*Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf*
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
*The story of a demented bread-boffer*
And acted like it was cocaine
*Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf*
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
*Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town*
In a way you can't explain
*Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.*
And so you worked the wall with Michael
*Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite*
Which gave your back an awful strain
*Volcanic Hell*
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
*Next Thursday, teen town's finest...*
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
*Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest*
*'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole*
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Corn hole*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Fist fuck*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Wrist-watch; Crisco*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Pud!*
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
*Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
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09-05-2006, 03:31 PM #19Originally Posted by frozenwater
I mean that.vapor lock - bitch.
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09-05-2006, 03:32 PM #20Originally Posted by frozenwater
I nominate FIC to be a test subject.
(how do people do that, anyway?)
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09-05-2006, 03:32 PM #21Originally Posted by Anonomous Ski Industry Professional
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09-05-2006, 03:32 PM #22
Please tell me you are going to use the $$ for grammar and spelling lessons.
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09-05-2006, 03:36 PM #23Originally Posted by rideit
Bart treatment was so much better.Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp
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09-05-2006, 03:36 PM #24
LOSERS!!!
Just goes to show what a bunch of losers are out there. Just because a guy wants his kids to be able to use a forum without swearing, stupid replies, etc the losers come out and attack him.
LOSERS....nuf said.
T
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09-05-2006, 03:39 PM #25
mmm...Laura...
Horny little jewish princess...fa La La!!!
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