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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenwater
    Did no one but Phunk pick this up?

    Anonymous ski professional = Freaks in Creeks.
    I'm just having a hard time understanding how he could post 3 whole paragraphs without the use of large colored capital letters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davep
    I'm just having a hard time understanding how he could post 3 whole paragraphs without the use of large colored capital letters.
    Clonopin
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  3. #53
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    since you banned his sorry ass, can you fill us in on him?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    what is there to fill in? I don't know anymore about him than all of you. He probably really likes skiing and probably is pretty good at it. Near as I can tell he lives in girdwood.

    He also cunts up threads right proper and tries to bring the board down to a point I don't think we want it to go.

    I didn't ban him either by the way, I just changed his password and a few other annoying things.

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    Hey Reaks~Of~Feet, tell your mom she needs to up the dosage a little bit and stop buying all those Costco size tubs of peanut butter for you and your little buddy Fido.

    You really got to get out of the basement every once and a while my man.

  6. #56
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    Why the fuck does anyone care? Ignore the dude and he'll go away.

    Case in point: phUnk has been trying to bug me for about five years now and it never works. I don't get mad, I get fuuuucking pisssed the fuccck off, DIE, RAT BASTARD DIE.

    See that's how you do it, all calm cool and collected, try it sometime.

    It's almost Zen-like once you get the hang of it.

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    Piece of shit.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    Piece of shit.
    Yeah, now there's two of them. Fucking great.

    I will prevail though.

    Just you watch.

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    Troll... but entertaining.

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    What's next, TGR goes NC-17 ...

    FREEDOM of SPEECH and CHOICE, right ...

    Quite cuntbelievable

    Not making sense right now ... and who cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    It's nice to see you out another alias who might be getting more attention than me. I owe you big time slobber knobbers.

    I mean that.
    wow.....

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    He doesn't live in girdwood.

    and he does seem to have a lot of time on his hands these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKturnanburn
    He doesn't live in girdwood.

    and he does seem to have a lot of time on his hands these days
    Of course Everyone has thought , "Could it be Brett? Nah, that's too facking retarded and way too much work." On the other hand Brett has surprised us all before. So who knows?

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    Maybe it's ONS


    is this where I call you, a piece of shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    is this where I call you, a piece of shit?
    I believe so.

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    Just needed a ruling. Ya never know around here these days..

    Is it beer before liquor, or the other way around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    Piece of shit.

    edg
    You always make me laugh, you English piece of shit.

    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    IT'S TANNER HALL!!!!!!!!!111~one!!

    he's back, risen up from the dead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Is it beer before liquor, or the other way around?
    Beer before liquor, never sicker.

    Beer after liquor, never sicker.

    It boils down to which is correct, "before" or "after", and despite all my experience in the matter, I still can't keep it straight.

    Piece of shit brain.

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    You forgot the mutli color.

    Edit for being ssslllooowwwwwww.
    `•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.•´¯`•...¸><((((º>

    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

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    i did use multicolor for the small print, thank you very much

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    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Beer before liquor, never sicker.

    Beer after liquor, never sicker.

    It boils down to which is correct, "before" or "after", and despite all my experience in the matter, I still can't keep it straight.

    Piece of shit brain.
    Well thanks you piece of shit, that really helps a ton.
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  24. #74
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    Values
    My son, my son, is more than one
    He’s more than two, he’s less than three
    He tries to talk to me about this, about that,
    About his coat, about his hat
    About birds, about the weather
    And he’s putting words together
    And he’s forming little phrases
    He’s got little verbal phases
    And he’s challenging me
    He’s got his own personality
    I tell him, “Little boys got to pick up their toys”
    What he then said, exploded my head

    He said, “Dad let me get this straight
    The President of The United States
    From everything I heard
    Is arguably the most powerful position in the world”

    You could have knocked me over with a feather
    Listen to him putting these words together
    That's pretty advanced noise
    All I want him to do is pick up his toys

    He said, “We’re over in Iraq
    And there’s no sign of turning back
    Now aren’t these people dying?
    On both sides, pain and crying?”
    Well, that’s a lot for a child of three
    But I answered him, “Yes,” honestly

    And he said, “Dad, am I out of my mind
    But the weapons of mass destruction they did not find?”
    I said, “No, son, no
    WMD was a no show”

    And he said, “Dad they proved that Iraq
    Had nothing to do with the 9/11 attack?”
    I said, “I can’t argue with you
    ‘Cause everything that you say is true”

    From the mouth of the littlest of boys, he said,
    “Dad, I ain’t picking up my fucking toys!”

    I said, “Fine, fuck it, doesn’t take a lot of brains
    To see in this new world chaos reigns
    If you can’t make sense no more
    Take off your diaper, take a shit on the floor!”

    Values
    Values
    Values

    I said, “We’re getting in a sweat
    What do you say we study the alphabet”
    He said, “Dad, we’ve been over this before
    But let’s go over it one time more”

    He said, “Dad, you ain’t no fool
    Is there some kind of presidential school?
    Some kind of test or exam
    To show that you’re the qualified man?
    I mean from everything I hear
    Let me see if I’m clear
    People are voting him in
    Because they want to socialize with him and a beer
    That ain’t no qualification
    For a man to be leading the nation

    “What if you saw a guy from the bar emerging?
    Would you say he’d make a fuck of a surgeon?
    He’s a nice guy, although no education,
    I’m going to let him do my wife’s brain operation?”
    “Dad, I’m going to hold off on class
    You can stick the alphabet up your ass”

    Values
    Values
    Values

    So, we’re down at the playground
    Running round, safe and sound
    The kids are on the slides and the swings
    Falling down
    But they’re only 3 or 2
    And they fight over toys, as little kids do
    And when I tell my son he’s got to share
    When he comes up with this
    All I can do is stare

    He said, “I’m an isolationist Dad
    That kid made me really fucking mad
    I don’t need him or NATO
    God chose me, it’s fate”

    Oh, values are tough to teach a child
    When the president has completely gone wild
    I put my kid in his room, lock the door
    And I tell my wife I can’t take it no more

    Values
    Values
    Values
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    and a new piece of chit clich&#233; has been established!

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