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09-05-2006, 05:07 PM #51Originally Posted by frozenwater
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09-05-2006, 05:10 PM #52Originally Posted by davepQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-05-2006, 05:12 PM #53
since you banned his sorry ass, can you fill us in on him?
Originally Posted by blurred
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09-05-2006, 05:15 PM #54Zen Master
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what is there to fill in? I don't know anymore about him than all of you. He probably really likes skiing and probably is pretty good at it. Near as I can tell he lives in girdwood.
He also cunts up threads right proper and tries to bring the board down to a point I don't think we want it to go.
I didn't ban him either by the way, I just changed his password and a few other annoying things.
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09-05-2006, 05:15 PM #55
Hey Reaks~Of~Feet, tell your mom she needs to up the dosage a little bit and stop buying all those Costco size tubs of peanut butter for you and your little buddy Fido.
You really got to get out of the basement every once and a while my man.
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09-05-2006, 05:18 PM #56Funky But Chic
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Why the fuck does anyone care? Ignore the dude and he'll go away.
Case in point: phUnk has been trying to bug me for about five years now and it never works. I don't get mad, I get fuuuucking pisssed the fuccck off, DIE, RAT BASTARD DIE.
See that's how you do it, all calm cool and collected, try it sometime.
It's almost Zen-like once you get the hang of it.
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09-05-2006, 05:19 PM #57
Piece of shit.
edgDo you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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09-05-2006, 05:21 PM #58Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by edg
I will prevail though.
Just you watch.
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09-05-2006, 05:33 PM #59
Troll... but entertaining.
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09-05-2006, 05:50 PM #60
What's next, TGR goes NC-17 ...
FREEDOM of SPEECH and CHOICE, right ...
Quite cuntbelievable
Not making sense right now ... and who cares.
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09-05-2006, 08:23 PM #61Originally Posted by phUnk
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09-05-2006, 08:38 PM #62
He doesn't live in girdwood.
and he does seem to have a lot of time on his hands these days
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09-05-2006, 09:03 PM #63Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by AKturnanburn
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09-05-2006, 09:09 PM #64Donkey Puncher
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Maybe it's ONS
is this where I call you, a piece of shit?Signature removed for non-payment
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09-05-2006, 09:11 PM #65Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by Keoni
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09-05-2006, 09:14 PM #66Donkey Puncher
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Just needed a ruling. Ya never know around here these days..
Is it beer before liquor, or the other way around?Signature removed for non-payment
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09-05-2006, 09:15 PM #67Originally Posted by edg
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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09-05-2006, 09:18 PM #68
IT'S TANNER HALL!!!!!!!!!111~one!!
he's back, risen up from the dead!
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09-05-2006, 09:21 PM #69Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by Keoni
Beer after liquor, never sicker.
It boils down to which is correct, "before" or "after", and despite all my experience in the matter, I still can't keep it straight.
Piece of shit brain.
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09-05-2006, 09:24 PM #70
You forgot the mutli color.
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09-05-2006, 09:26 PM #71
i did use multicolor for the small print, thank you very much
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09-05-2006, 09:27 PM #72"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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09-05-2006, 09:31 PM #73Donkey Puncher
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Originally Posted by icemanSignature removed for non-payment
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09-05-2006, 09:36 PM #74
Values
My son, my son, is more than one
He’s more than two, he’s less than three
He tries to talk to me about this, about that,
About his coat, about his hat
About birds, about the weather
And he’s putting words together
And he’s forming little phrases
He’s got little verbal phases
And he’s challenging me
He’s got his own personality
I tell him, “Little boys got to pick up their toys”
What he then said, exploded my head
He said, “Dad let me get this straight
The President of The United States
From everything I heard
Is arguably the most powerful position in the world”
You could have knocked me over with a feather
Listen to him putting these words together
That's pretty advanced noise
All I want him to do is pick up his toys
He said, “We’re over in Iraq
And there’s no sign of turning back
Now aren’t these people dying?
On both sides, pain and crying?”
Well, that’s a lot for a child of three
But I answered him, “Yes,” honestly
And he said, “Dad, am I out of my mind
But the weapons of mass destruction they did not find?”
I said, “No, son, no
WMD was a no show”
And he said, “Dad they proved that Iraq
Had nothing to do with the 9/11 attack?”
I said, “I can’t argue with you
‘Cause everything that you say is true”
From the mouth of the littlest of boys, he said,
“Dad, I ain’t picking up my fucking toys!”
I said, “Fine, fuck it, doesn’t take a lot of brains
To see in this new world chaos reigns
If you can’t make sense no more
Take off your diaper, take a shit on the floor!”
Values
Values
Values
I said, “We’re getting in a sweat
What do you say we study the alphabet”
He said, “Dad, we’ve been over this before
But let’s go over it one time more”
He said, “Dad, you ain’t no fool
Is there some kind of presidential school?
Some kind of test or exam
To show that you’re the qualified man?
I mean from everything I hear
Let me see if I’m clear
People are voting him in
Because they want to socialize with him and a beer
That ain’t no qualification
For a man to be leading the nation
“What if you saw a guy from the bar emerging?
Would you say he’d make a fuck of a surgeon?
He’s a nice guy, although no education,
I’m going to let him do my wife’s brain operation?”
“Dad, I’m going to hold off on class
You can stick the alphabet up your ass”
Values
Values
Values
So, we’re down at the playground
Running round, safe and sound
The kids are on the slides and the swings
Falling down
But they’re only 3 or 2
And they fight over toys, as little kids do
And when I tell my son he’s got to share
When he comes up with this
All I can do is stare
He said, “I’m an isolationist Dad
That kid made me really fucking mad
I don’t need him or NATO
God chose me, it’s fate”
Oh, values are tough to teach a child
When the president has completely gone wild
I put my kid in his room, lock the door
And I tell my wife I can’t take it no more
Values
Values
ValuesIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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09-05-2006, 09:37 PM #75
and a new piece of chit cliché has been established!
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