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  1. #1
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    I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard (NSFW text)

    http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

    Hilarious.

    An excerpt:
    [Ann] sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
    I nodded eagerly.
    ‘I want you to wreck it.’
    I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
    ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
    ‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
    ‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
    I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
    ‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
    I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.

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    Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....

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    That was the first time I have ever seen that and I laughed my ass off!
    The Worst mistakes, make the best memories.

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    I'd repeat that.
    .....Visit my website. .....

    "a yin without a yang"

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    I like the comments afterwards.

    "Ann does this all the time. I met 'er at the same place. She took me to the green room at Fox, and popped 'er glass eye out for me. I f'd 'er eye socket! She's all into that phrenological jank-- she said if I was man enough I could hit 'er "acquisiveness center" which really drives 'er crazy. She had some kind of spasm and was flopping around all over the place. I thought it was all kinda weird after."

    other comment:

    "That was sick, degrading, and a vicious, filthy liberal lie.

    Everyone knows that Ann only fucks dogs."

    Pure fucking gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....
    Aw. It was new to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....
    Hilarious? Maybe when I was 13.

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    Coulter's Snatch
    By Hamel on Trial

    We’re involved in a cultural war
    The country’s torn apart like never before
    And try as I might, I see no end in sight

    I search my soul and I roam my heart
    And when enlightened know the place to start
    Compassion, forgiveness and communication

    That would take a bigger person than me
    I’m the first to admit it you see
    So you ask me what I think

    I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
    Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it

    Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
    Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
    It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it

    I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
    I’m ashamed that it’s come to this

    Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
    swine penis for Rush will do the trick
    Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
    God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
    George W Bush masturbates to the bible
    And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot

    There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
    Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia

    You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
    You’ve met your match
    I admit I get a kick out of talking
    ‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.

    You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
    I’ll end the fight
    Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
    “Something don’t smell right”
    Right, right, right, right
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Bump. Click on the link before you read the excerpt.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Pretty sure Mann Coulter is really a dude..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    ^^^ that deserves a "like" button.

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    14 years old now.

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