I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard (NSFW text)

[Hutch]

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Hilarious.

An excerpt:

[Ann] sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.

[Tippster]

Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....

[Donkey Punch]

That was the first time I have ever seen that and I laughed my ass off!

[Cyber Cop]

I'd repeat that.

[RootSkier]

I like the comments afterwards.

"Ann does this all the time. I met 'er at the same place. She took me to the green room at Fox, and popped 'er glass eye out for me. I f'd 'er eye socket! She's all into that phrenological jank-- she said if I was man enough I could hit 'er "acquisiveness center" which really drives 'er crazy. She had some kind of spasm and was flopping around all over the place. I thought it was all kinda weird after."

other comment:

"That was sick, degrading, and a vicious, filthy liberal lie.

Everyone knows that Ann only fucks dogs."

Pure fucking gold.

[Hutch]

Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....

Aw. It was new to me.

[Evmo]

Apparently she hucks meat...

[Jer]

Hilarious? Maybe when it was new....

Hilarious? Maybe when I was 13.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Coulter's Snatch
By Hamel on Trial

We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight

I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication

That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think

I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it

Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it

I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this

Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot

There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
Right, right, right, right

[guroo270]

Bump. Click on the link before you read the excerpt.

[SumJongGuy]

Pretty sure Mann Coulter is really a dude..

[cinnepa]

^^^ that deserves a "like" button.

[Tippster]

14 years old now.

[Game Over]

Ann Coulter is a a Deadhead. 67 shows...

https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/an...nterview-l4lm/

[mcski]

Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read