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07-27-2006, 01:27 PM #1Funky But Chic
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What to do with badly wounded fawn?
Fuck the dogs got it, sounded like a kid screaming, it's fucked up bad, if I had a gun I'd shoot it. What the hell should I do?
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07-27-2006, 01:28 PM #2
Is there an SPCA or other humane society close by?
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07-27-2006, 01:28 PM #3
Hit it with a baseball bat.
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07-27-2006, 01:28 PM #4
Call fish and game.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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07-27-2006, 01:28 PM #5
Break it's neck.
Then start digging.
Edit: Call the local Cops. They should be able to help as well...Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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07-27-2006, 01:29 PM #6Registered User
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make some calls--
game control or even the humane society-- at the very least they will know who else to put you in touch withlet your tracks be lost in the dark and snow
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07-27-2006, 01:29 PM #7
Or just go about your day like any other.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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07-27-2006, 01:31 PM #8
Those of us who have had to slaughter mid-size livestock, usually garrot the throat with an 8-inch sharp blade, taking out the carotid and esophagus. Sounds bad, but its fast.
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07-27-2006, 01:31 PM #9
Just called him - he's going out to put it out of its misery.
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07-27-2006, 01:33 PM #10
Kill it, skin it, and eat it. If it's gonna die anyway, no sense wasting good venison.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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07-27-2006, 01:35 PM #11
plus your dogs might get in trouble with the law for killin little bambies.
but yeah, knife + throat = problem solved.
Now, it's BBQ time."It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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07-27-2006, 01:35 PM #12
Call Frozen.
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07-27-2006, 01:35 PM #13Originally Posted by snow_sliderI'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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07-27-2006, 01:36 PM #14
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07-27-2006, 01:38 PM #15
This guy knows what to do..
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07-27-2006, 01:43 PM #16
I was driving down a dirt road yesterday, when I saw a ground squirrel dragging it's hind quarters. I think it got ran over....so I decided to turn around, and finish the job. I aimed the tire for it's head, but he must of made a move at the last second. His body exploded like a watermelon at a Gallagher show. His entrails blew out from underneath my tire like, ketchup blowing out of a packet you just stepped on. His inards sailed about 15 feet. I drove by later that day, and there were two vultures getting their eat on.
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07-27-2006, 01:44 PM #17
Ummm - I'm not sure why MY phone didn't ring, but if you need to learn how to butcher a deer and make delicious bacon-wrapped backstrap....
But I digress......Have you murdered it yet?We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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07-27-2006, 01:45 PM #18Originally Posted by Tippster`•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.? ??´¯`•...¸><((((º>
"Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater
"once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master
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07-27-2006, 01:45 PM #19Funky But Chic
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Fuck ME, that sucked. I sledgehammered it too death but the first hit wwas kinda off so it got its head through the wire fence and I couldn't reach it, it was kicking like shit, I had to drag it back and club it to death. Jesus I need a drink..
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07-27-2006, 01:46 PM #20Squaw JONG
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Originally Posted by iceman
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07-27-2006, 01:46 PM #21
Ice, that's terrible! Nature is even more cruel than that though. Have your drink and don't dwell on it too much. Its pain is over now...
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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07-27-2006, 01:46 PM #22
smear it's blood on your cheeks and run around naked wielding your bloody hammer.
Your kids will never talk back to you again.
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07-27-2006, 01:47 PM #23Originally Posted by iceman
Wow. You suck at killing shit. Way to torture it first. I'm sure that made him feel better.
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07-27-2006, 01:48 PM #24click click boom
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Damn Ice, rough day. Ya did the right thing.
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07-27-2006, 01:49 PM #25Originally Posted by Tippster
So I say, Well, this guy had to sledgehammer a fawn to death...It's idomatic, beatch.
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