What to do with badly wounded fawn?

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

I'm dying over here. Dis thread is teh funnies.

[bad_roo]

And you know, when animals/people are badly injured they sort of go into this "numb place." Eventually, it just stops hurting. When you are in the process of dying, despite intense pain, things get very easy & peaceful. I got close once, so I know.

Sprite

I did tell you not to poke around Iceman's back yard.

[splat]

Tough job, ice. It's not fun having to kill animals that have been hurt.
I hate it, but sometimes it has to be done.
And when their life is extinguished, I feel a disturbance in the force.

[Cono Este]

A while back, I remember you had a thread asking TGR what to do with a dog that was to aggressive?

I am changing my answer, you have an aggresive dog.

[Crinkle]

I dunno, I'll think about it. Right now I gotta go dig another hole.

there fixed it for you. Diggin around ice's yard is probably about as dangerous as MD or frozen's backyard.

[slippy]

WTF did you want him to do, Brett? Shoot it? Not allowed in his hood....

Shoulda slit its throat like LB said. Sledgehammer to a fawn.....holy christ.

[Yoda]

Tough job, ice. It's not fun having to kill animals that have been hurt.
I hate it, but sometimes it has to be done.
And when their life is extinguished, I feel a disturbance in the force.

Convene the jedi council we must......

[EPSkis]

Wait a sec....You said it was fucked up, but.....how?

Just gnawed on & scared as hell or broken bones, etc?

Did it HAVE TO DIE, ICE?

[Jim S]

I laughed out loud, and my office mate says, what's so funny?

+ 1 LMAO!!

[Viva]

Bury the carcass such that the dogs don't go digging it up.

[Cornholio]

I think Ice owns/manages/sluts for a landscaping company. He should have a backhoe or something at his disposal.

Oh, dood-- you should have just killed the thing with a backhoe.

[You Gooch!]

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[Beaver]

Fuck the dogs got it, sounded like a kid screaming, it's fucked up bad, if I had a gun I'd shoot it. What the hell should I do?

I'd eat it and shoot the dogs. Seriously. I thought everyone in 'merca had a gun or 8.

[frozenwater]

Welcome to the animal maiming, killing and hiding club ice. Your life will never be the same.

(& I would SO be searching the net to figure out where that deer's tenderloin is - STEAKS TONIGHT!)

edit - what do they call a deer's tenderloin?

[EPSkis]

Welcome to the animal killing, maiming and hiding club ice. Your life will never be the same.

(& I would SO be searching the net to figure out where that deer's tenderloin is - STEAKS TONIGHT!)

edit - what do they call a deer's tenderloin?

Backstrap

[schindlerpiste]

This thread disturbs me. I know how you must feel. I used to have a crazy Irish Settler on testosterone who loved eating live animals...cats...racoons...muscrats. I used to hate hearing those things cry. However, I don't think that I would have the courage to whack a fawn upside the head. You deserve a drink!

[lemon boy]

I'm thinking that the tenderloins on a fawn are gonna be pretty small.

Probably just big enough for a couple of pieces of sashimi.

[splat]

I'd eat it and shoot the dogs. Seriously.

You call that a toehead up there, Beav?
Rural folk don't tolerate dogs that run, sheep, deer, and cattle.
I hated every minute of it, but I've had to shoot my own dogs for that kind of behavior.
And if you think ice's adventure was bad, my brother started shooting at a bunch of dogs running our sheep on the farm and our dog was with them.
Meanwhile our little sister was having a birthday party in the yard.
Damn german shorthair ran right into a 12 guage blast to the face, then ran yelping right into the girls' party.
That was some ugly shit.

[PNWbrit]

This thread disturbs me. I know how you must feel. I used to have a crazy Irish Settler on testosterone who loved eating live animals...cats...racoons...muscrats. I used to hate hearing those things cry. However, I don't think that I would have the courage to whack a fawn upside the head. You deserve a drink!

Irish Settler?



Those little fuckers will eat anything if you don't give them enough Guiness

[Elkhound Odin]

But, would Iceman fail his drug test for elevated testosterone right now?

[frozenwater]

Missing the first shot, not sure I could have gone in for a second.

& the visual of dragging him BACK into your yard - WOW.

oh, for the advice you asked about see my tried and true method below:


- cut the lawn FIRST and peel it back, reserve for later.

dig a hole 1 foot wider than "accident" is tall and 2 feet deeper than it is wide. empty dirt you dig on top of lawn that you cut, making sure to place it on the root side.

Poor COPIOUS amount of amonia on "accident" in hole before covering.

before replacing the final 3 inches of soil, cover the dig with a strong steel mesh. - this will discourage dogs from excavating.

replace lawn and water & fertilize well.

[Cornholio]

But, would Iceman fail his drug test for elevated testosterone right now?

Yes. That and scotch.

[Crinkle]

by "dogs" frozen means the "police"
and by "accident" he means "hooker"

[peterslovo]

by "dogs" frozen means the "police"
and by "accident" he means "hooker"

Doesn't "blow" fit in there anywhere???

[EPSkis]

I'm thinking that the tenderloins on a fawn are gonna be pretty small.

Probably just big enough for a couple of pieces of sashimi.

For shame! You dare to call yourself a redneck?

(Depending on how well you butcher it, you'll get a couple REAL nice strips ~ wrap 'em in bacon, season to taste & drop 'em on the grill.)

Serve with a nice fresh salad & a couscous and a bottle of Merlot. If the killing spree took too much out of him, perhaps something lighter like a full-bodied Zin or Sauv Blanc?