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  1. #26
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    i'm just excited to see that we got the play-by-play from injury time to dinner time.

    I like these TGR traditions. Makes me wanna contribute more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    smear it's blood on your cheeks and run around naked wielding your bloody hammer.

    Your kids will never talk back to you again.

    Now that's fuggin funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Wow. You suck at killing shit. Way to torture it first. I'm sure that made him feel better.
    Not everyone keeps guns around.

    And you know, when animals/people are badly injured they sort of go into this "numb place." Eventually, it just stops hurting. When you are in the process of dying, despite intense pain, things get very easy & peaceful. I got close once, so I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Wow. You suck at killing shit. Way to torture it first. I'm sure that made him feel better.
    WTF did you want him to do, Brett? Shoot it? Not allowed in his hood....

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    a sledgehammer?

    It was a baby deer not a bloody great rhino!

    A regular framing hammer would have done fine - post somthing in tech talk so we can advise on what brand is best.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    I laughed out loud, and my office mate says, what's so funny?

    So I say, Well, this guy had to sledgehammer a fawn to death...
    Okay, as bad as this is...now you made me laugh corholio!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Wow. You suck at killing shit. Way to torture it first. I'm sure that made him feel better.
    No kidding man, I like my meat shrinkwrapped on foam trays, thank you.

    Stupid fucking dogs shoulda killed it but they were eating it alive instead, I guess it had suffered enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    smear it's blood on your cheeks and run around naked wielding your bloody hammer.

    Your kids will never talk back to you again.
    Funny shit
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Speaking of shrinked wrapped meet, what's your plan for the body?
    Support a 6,000 mile bike tour for early literacy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit
    a sledgehammer?

    It was a baby deer not a bloody great rhino!

    A regular framing hammer would have done fine - post somthing in tech talk so we can advise on what brand is best.
    Death Stick?.

    Last edited by Tuckerman; 07-27-2006 at 01:58 PM.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    WTF did you want him to do, Brett? Shoot it? Not allowed in his hood....
    I can see in injured fawn staggering around Icemans house while he posts on TGR looking for answers. Then he goes out and half-assedly beats it to death with a sledgehammer...... That's some funny shit there.

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    that's a tough situation. sounds like you handled it with aplomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I can see in injured fawn staggering around Icemans house while he posts on TGR looking for answers. Then he goes out and half-assedly beats it to death with a sledgehammer...... That's some funny shit there.
    Hey, it worked.

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    It's the Nature of things. Kill (after posting) or be killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I can see in injured fawn staggering around Icemans house while he posts on TGR looking for answers. Then he goes out and half-assedly beats it to death with a sledgehammer...... That's some funny shit there.
    Wanna bet someone suggested he use a sledge but since he didn't own one he had to drive to Home Depot?

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    Damn, I feel bad hitting fish with my mini basball bat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Fuck ME, that sucked. I sledgehammered it too death but the first hit wwas kinda off so it got its head through the wire fence and I couldn't reach it, it was kicking like shit, I had to drag it back and club it to death. Jesus I need a drink..
    Fuckin Amateur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    It's the Nature of things. Kill (after posting) or be killed.
    After I got the dogs off it and got them inside I had to cool off for a minute, and hte computer was right there...

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    I recommend you make a ceremonial headdress to commemorate the event.


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    So what will it be Iceman? Scotch or Tequilla?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
    Fuckin Amateur.
    True dat.

    Aim to keep it that way, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanyob
    So what will it be Iceman? Scotch or Tequilla?
    I dunno, I'll think about it. Right now I gotta go dig a hole.

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    Ice ~ don't make me call you.

    1) Where is the carcass?

    2) Will Nancy allow a small gutpile next to the garage?
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I dunno, I'll think about it. Right now I gotta go dig a hole.
    to bury the hammer?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
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    Why is posting it up here so different from picking up the phone?

    I'll tell you one thing...I'd rather post up here for advice on things sometimes than to call up one of the soccer moms I know. In this case I can just hear it now...

    "OMG! OMG! A fawn??? Ewww! Don't those have lyme disease or something? You didn't touch it, did you? Leave it to die and go to the mall for some shopping therapy, you'll be fine. It didn't screw up the fence though did it? I know a great fence guy. Wait, I'll call my husband on the cel right now and get you the number. So did you go to exercise class last night? That new blond girl is a real bitch, I can tell just by looking at her. Hey, did I tell you that Danny hit a home run last night? How is your kid coming along with his baseball? Did you enroll him in that camp like I told you? I swear he will improve his batting...it's a given!"

    Also, maybe his neighbors are 2 miles away or at work.

    And going to vent to a little kid might not be advisable as they are likely still in the "Bambi" stage and might start to cry or something.

    Know what I'm saying?

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