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  1. 07-17-2006, 01:19 PM #1
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    The beef jerky I am eating tastes like ass

    And no, I don't know what ass tastes like, but the Pemican man can lick my balls.

    Carry on.
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  2. 07-17-2006, 01:22 PM #2
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    so stop eating it
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  3. 07-17-2006, 01:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser
    so stop eating it
    I did. Now trying terribly to remove the metallic ass taste from my mouth.
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  4. 07-17-2006, 01:26 PM #4
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    yuck, i hate that!
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  5. 07-17-2006, 04:20 PM #5
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    It probably is ass....
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  6. 07-17-2006, 04:26 PM #6
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    Air Dried spiced sphincter - delish!
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  7. 07-17-2006, 04:55 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro
    It probably is ass....
    Donkey jerky?
    Daniel Ortega eats here.
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  8. 07-17-2006, 05:02 PM #8
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    Speakin' of jerky... How come those folks that you always see at the tops of passes sellin' jerky don't sell alcahol too? I mean, what better place for liqour stores? It could even be rot gut whiskey to chase the ass jerky.
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  9. 07-18-2006, 11:46 AM #9
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    Jack Link Jalepeno rules all Pemmican schwag.

    That is all.
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  10. 07-18-2006, 11:57 AM #10
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    This thread would've been more interesting if the ass you were eating tasted like beef jerky.
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  11. 07-18-2006, 06:39 PM #11
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    jack links is the best mass produced stuff i've had...
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  12. 07-18-2006, 11:23 PM #12
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    You people need to get with the program...

    http://store.smokedmeats.com/beefjerky.html

    Mammoth mags know about this place. I've eaten a lot of jerky in my lifetime and this is the SHIT (obviously not meant literally ). The peppered buffalo jerky is insane.

    Oh and their bacon...
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    Still taste like ass?
    watch out for snakes
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    With apologies to the simpsons and Maurice the mule:

    Replacing horse with ass? In France, this is a serious crime.




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  15. 10-29-2019, 08:44 AM #15
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    Saw a jerky stand on the side of the highway advertising "Fresh Jerky." Isn't that an oxymoron? The whole idea of jerky is that it doesn't have to be fresh. How can you tell if the animal was killed yesterday and they just made the jerky, or it's two years old? It all tastes the same.
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  16. 10-29-2019, 09:16 AM #16
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    Farr west outfitters is the bomb. Love that shit. Can eat and eat and eat it. From Farr West Utah.
    Thank me later. Preferably by sharing a piece.
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  17. 10-29-2019, 09:22 AM #17
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    There’s a jerky bar in town that actually makes good cocktails too.

    Not bad for a quick bite and a drink.

    http://biltong-bar.com
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    And no, I don't know what ass tastes like,
    I wonder if ol' Rontele is still a coward 13 years later.
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    This is the kind of cutting edge thread topic that buttflake thinks is missing from TGR these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    I wonder if ol' Rontele is still a coward 13 years later.
    Why don’t you PM him and ask.
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    The beef jerky I am eating tastes like ass

    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I did. Now trying terribly to remove the metallic ass taste from my mouth.
    He must have been rimming R2D2
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  22. 10-29-2019, 10:51 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    This is the kind of cutting edge thread topic that buttflake thinks is missing from TGR these days.
    He wants to give moar anal-lingus?
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  23. 10-29-2019, 12:39 PM #23
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    In some cultures ass is considered a delicacy. Canada for instance. Their heads are so far up their own poopchutes, they must love it more than poutine.
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  24. 10-29-2019, 12:55 PM #24
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    I more or less followed this recipe...

    https://www.allrecipes.com/video/499...entType=Recipe

    add ass to taste.
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