work bathrooms = SLAY3D

[booner]

It's so humid in the office bathroom this time of year that it slays me

[stuckathuntermtn]

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[Caucasian Asian]

A guy I used to work with did something like that. He used the “Do you smell burning wires?” line


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[riser4]

A guy I used to work with did something like that. He used the “Do you smell burning wires?” line


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Ya, I pulled that on a buddy once. We were on a cross country road trip in a somewhat unreliable vehicle. "Hey Dave, do you smell something burning?" It was his car so of course he was concerned. Hilarity ensued.

[riser4]

Attachment 242264

Who among you claims this?

*winning*

I have no idea what this says. I found it in an office bathroom in Romania. I am guessing that the intent is similar.

[riser4]

...When one of the kids slay3d the throne before I get a chance to. Jeebus H Christmas. WTF did they eat between meals?!?!?

[mall walker]

SLAY3D

[irul&ublo]

Late afternoon slayage. Somebody walked in and turned around without even taking a leak

[JongDoe]

Money. That's when you know you are a real man.

[detrusor]

On the door of a can at work




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[::: :::]

Well done, detrusor

[spanky]

You think this guy was just trying to slay his work bathroom and was taken out of context???

[mall walker]

You think this guy was just trying to slay his work bathroom and was taken out of context???

my man

[Name Redacted]

Home Depot reports bomb threat after man says he’s going to ‘blow up’ the bathroom

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/home-depo...040721135.html

[Sagamoron]

Home Depot reports bomb threat after man says he’s going to ‘blow up’ the bathroom

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/home-depo...040721135.html

For Future Reference in case you are need and time is of the essence: at Home Depot, the bathrooms are at the back of the store and at Lowes they are at the front..

[riser4]

For Future Reference in case you are need and time is of the essence: at Home Depot, the bathrooms are at the back of the store and at Lowes they are at the front..

Just use the ones on the floor if you are in a hurry. Bring your own wipe as they don't keep them stocked. Bastids.

[Shredhead]

I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

[riser4]

I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

Solid work.

[spanky]

I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

I guess that qualifies as a “work bathroom” for the guy.

[mall walker]

somehow much funnier that it was only a quote

[riser4]

somehow much funnier that it was only a quote

The moaning is the best part. That's a mean dookie.

[mcski]

No shit, can you imagine the damage he does to an actual job site?

[riser4]

No shit, can you imagine the damage he does to an actual job site?

"I'm, ya, I need portajohns for a crew of 10 for two weeks, plus an extra one for the boss."

[~mikey b]

We’ve got a couple of BIG girls at work who I’ve seen eating some really nasty junk food all the time. The other day I saw one of them walk down the hall from near the 2nd story loo as I was headed to take a piss but I didn’t heed the obvious red flag. I realized as I stepped in and started to piss that she must have just been in there taking a shit. The bowl was splattered beyond belief and the room smelled like a snake farm.

That’s the only way I can describe it. Disgusting

[grinch]

Doubtfull the biguns could wipe all the blowback

Looks like ozzy could slay them


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