work bathrooms = SLAY3D

[ill-advised strategy]

Conforming to Alkasquawlik “breacher club” rules, per powell movement:
1) not morning
2) no tp
3) well above water line


SLAY3ddd
The extra d is for a double dose of destruction

[booner]

Guy in shitter next to me seems to be having some kind of medical emergency based on the grunting and moaning

Jeesas bud

[SB]

is he dead?

[riser4]

Guy in shitter next to me seems to be having some kind of medical emergency based on the grunting and moaning

Jeesas bud

Maybe he swallowed a bowling ball?

[riser4]

PM rontele for proper AC Slater instructions.

[Core Shot]

^^^^ I need to see the rest of those.

I think I’m doing it wrong

[SB]

[LegoSkier]

JFC, I can't take credit but someone really slayed the fuck out of one of our shitters. Like I am sort of scared for them and they should see a doctor level of slayed. I walked into it stoked it was empty because it was the roomier handicap one but as soon as I saw the damage, walked right out and down the the other bathroom on the other side of the building. I didn't even want to linger in an adjacent stall in case the entity someone left in that toilet came alive and decided to kill me or something. Went in there this afternoon to piss and out of morbid curiosity, poked my head in that stall. Someone had tried to flush it away and it obviously clogged it and was a festering, horrid stew a perilous inch or two from the rim. Fuck I feel sorry for the cleaning crew tonight.

[Beaver]

Conforming to Alkasquawlik “breacher club” rules, per powell movement:

WTF is a powell movement?

[mcski]

When you get a blumpkin from Myrna Loy

[Core Shot]

[booner]

We just had a chili cook-off at the office.

12 different chilis and 50 people eating them.

Things are about to happen

[AK47bp]

Oh dear god


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[scrambledbacon]

We just had a chili cook-off at the office.

12 different chilis and 50 people eating them.

Things are about to happen

🤘

One qt of chili with extra cumin and 2 tbsp of franks red hot for good measure just consumed here...

I feel it brewing

[riser4]

We just had a chili cook-off at the office.

12 different chilis and 50 people eating them.

Things are about to happen

Who thought this was a good idea? And did you bring a snow cone with which to wipe your ass?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/544975/posts

[ill-advised strategy]

WTF is a powell movement?

http://www.thepowellmovement.com/lis...-cody-townsend

[riser4]

On vacation from work so it's paid time. Checking in from Real Alcazar Sevilla. I found the most remote toilet I could find. I think they are going to close it off permanently when I am finished.

[riser4]

If my office is in the basement, does that mean the bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house can be considered 3rd floor bathrooms?

[Core Shot]

Timely bump.

Keep on slaying.

[DBdude]

If my office is in the basement, does that mean the bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house can be considered 3rd floor bathrooms?

the third floor bathroom is the bathroom off the master bedroom

mine needs to be cleaned... with this interruption in my sex life cleaning it is not a priority

[irul&ublo]

WTF is a powell movement?

That would be Colon

[riser4]

the third floor bathroom is the bathroom off the master bedroom

Oh, we let my wife own that one.

[phatty]

I'm used to destroying the work bathrooms, but try to tone it down during this WFH period so I don't have to clean it up. That said, I'm kind of impressed by the damage my 9yo daughter can do. #girldad

[stuckathuntermtn]

Well, girls don't poop. Duh.

[Core Shot]

It’s not nearly as fun slaying my own bathroom.

Hope this work from home is over soon