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Thread: work bathrooms = SLAY3D
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06-24-2020, 06:18 AM #576
we hold these truths to be self evident...
if you are an hourly employee always poop on the clock never on break
if no handi capable people are around always go for the handycrapper stall
Real ladies (my wife for example) would rather you finance a 40k truck and a 40k 5th wheel then shit in the slate creek campground crapper.
He who slays first after the janitor cleans wins for that shift, day, week, year (insert interval of cleaning here). Please initial next to the janitor on the back of the door to claim your prizeBunny Don't Surf
Have you seen a one armed man around here?
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06-26-2020, 01:15 PM #577
I wish that when I slay3d the bathroom during the work day that it was not the one in my house. Paint is gonna be pealing off before I'm done today.
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06-26-2020, 07:27 PM #578
Not a bathroom story, but I crop dusted the office the other day.
And then an audible sqeaked out
Fml. Oops. At least it wasn’t wet. . .
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06-26-2020, 08:19 PM #579
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06-26-2020, 09:44 PM #580
Given the evidence of aerosilization of coronavirus with flushing the toilet, "slayed" takes on a literal meaning.
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07-09-2020, 07:31 PM #581
It smells like I ate a rotting rhinoceros.
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09-04-2020, 12:43 AM #582
Think he left skid marks in the oval office bathroom?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...rtan-dhp-feeds
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09-04-2020, 06:58 AM #583
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02-14-2021, 08:17 AM #584
End the lockdowns.
Workers need to get back into the office. And use the work bathrooms
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...op/4473316001/
And lock your car doors in the meantime. . .
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02-14-2021, 10:35 AM #585north bound horse.
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02-14-2021, 09:37 PM #586Registered User
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I was on a job 10+ years ago. The porta potty there was beyond full, and I was hoping to finish the day without using it. No luck. At the end of the day I had to go. I opened the door, and I swear my balls would have dipped in shit had I taken a seat. I hovered over the seat doing some downhill training move and let fly. My turd was draped over the seat. I shut that toilet down! I should have tipped the whole toilet on its side and let the mess run down the driveway as a protest about the terrible condition of the toilet.
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05-09-2021, 07:36 AM #587
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05-09-2021, 08:42 AM #588
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05-09-2021, 09:38 AM #589
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05-10-2021, 09:45 AM #590
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05-10-2021, 11:37 AM #591
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05-13-2021, 08:24 PM #592
I’ll just leave this here…
https://slate.com/technology/2021/05...mpression=true
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05-17-2021, 07:38 AM #593
And then I remembered that I work from home.
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05-17-2021, 05:36 PM #594
Dude I know worked in a suit and tie scene in Chicago. Used to drop a deuce and move to the next stall for clean up without flushing the first bowl. Left turds with no paper for the next user to wonder how the fuck that happened.
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05-17-2021, 06:23 PM #595
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05-18-2021, 04:45 AM #596
Well that dude would really blow my mind if I wandered in at the wrong time and saw him hunched over with suit pants at his ankles waddling his brown ass to the next stall.
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11-19-2021, 01:17 PM #597
two days in a row, I slayed the work bathroom* so hard that I almost needed the poop knife**.
* since I am working from home, I guess you could just call it "the bathroom"
** no, I do not actually have, nor have I ever had, a poop knife."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-19-2021, 01:38 PM #598Registered User
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This thread takes on a different connotation now that I'm WFH permanently.
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11-19-2021, 01:47 PM #599
14 years WFH. Family wants me to stop slaying the work bathroom.
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08-08-2022, 01:18 PM #600
work bathroom slayed
with work docs
https://thehill.com/homenews/3592447...wads-of-paper/
https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/tru...aggie-haberman
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