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Thread: work bathrooms = SLAY3D
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08-11-2016, 09:29 AM #451
The office just got one of those Nespresso machines with the little pods in different colors and the blends all in Italian. I have no clue what's what.
Let me tell you, avoid the black pods. That shit resulted in a sudden onset of cramps and a very fast sprint to the bathroom. I'm still a little shaky.I still call it The Jake.
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08-11-2016, 09:37 AM #452
Good work. 'Solid' work probably does not apply.
I see hydraulic turtles.
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08-11-2016, 12:15 PM #453Registered User
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Just walked into the stench of super chunk bowl. Can't lay any blame tho, I work from home.
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08-11-2016, 01:26 PM #454Been there, skied that.
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08-13-2016, 11:16 AM #455
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11-29-2016, 01:48 PM #456
I don't know what's wrong with me. I've always been a very regular guy but this is starting to worry me.
I've taken 3 conference calls from the can this week so far. I can't stop shitting.
After killing massive amounts of bourbon and most of the good bacteria in my GI tract three days ago it's been the worst case of the shits I've ever had. I'm not even renting food anymore, it's just quickly borrowing it for a half hour or so.
Please help. Any remedies would be appreciated.
On the positive side, my abs haven't looked this flat since high school and I'm pretty sure I lost 5 pounds by doing nothing. I have to belt up my slimmest of jeans now, but that's another thread.I still call it The Jake.
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11-29-2016, 01:55 PM #457
this weekend at the hill, opening weekend, i hit the head to lose a little weight prior to skiing.
opened the stall door to find it completely decimated
someone's pre-season workouts had them in mid-season form on opening weekend...maybe your bourbon diet?
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11-29-2016, 02:35 PM #458
Normally I'm a huge proponent of the bourbon diet but I'm laying off for now. Who knows what actually caused this terrible fountain of sick but the last thing I remember was crapping like a normal man and drinking myself festive on the brown water.
It's like tequila with some people. Did it make you sick or was it the all you can eat seafood buffet at the Mexican joint with a C health dept rating? Probably the shellfish cooking under a heat lamp but that won't stop them from swearing off the Cuervo for a few weeks.I still call it The Jake.
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11-29-2016, 04:00 PM #459Registered User
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[QUOTE=BmillsSkier;4867840]I don't know what's wrong with me. I've always been a very regular guy but this is starting to worry me.
I've taken 3 conference calls from the can this week so far. I can't stop shitting.
After killing massive amounts of bourbon and most of the good bacteria in my GI tract three days ago it's been the worst case of the shits I've ever had. I'm not even renting food anymore, it's just quickly borrowing it for a half hour or so.
Please help. Any remedies would be appreciated.
On the positive side, my abs haven't looked this flat since high school and I'm pretty sure I lost 5 pounds by doing nothing. I have to belt up my slimmest of jeans now, but that's another thread.[/QUO
I've had a Mexican taxi driver tell me to drink few spoon fulls of knox gelatin or jello dissolved in water to plug up the old Montezuma's revenge.
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11-29-2016, 04:25 PM #460
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07-26-2017, 08:35 PM #461
PSA: Nashville hot chicken for lunch is a bold choice.
I still call it The Jake.
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07-26-2017, 08:44 PM #462
Lunch, eh?
How long did it last in the gut?
Most of my work bathroom demolitions seem to be from the night before, despite a good regular at home immediately after waking up.
I try to blame the coffee.. but its probably the booze / chinese food / coffee combo that does it.
Last week I was travelling around different sites in town. Demolished 3 bathrooms in 3 different buildings within a 6 hr work day.
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07-26-2017, 08:56 PM #463
Solid hour and a half.
Might be a new record.I still call it The Jake.
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07-26-2017, 10:47 PM #464
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07-27-2017, 08:22 AM #465
We have access to 3 bathrooms... each one is like it's used by a bunch of monkeys with poor diets that must hover poop with an anus like a Texture sprayer...
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07-27-2017, 09:30 AM #466
Unfortunately in perhaps only this sense, I work from home... I currently cannot even walk past the bathroom without a sense of guilt for the chaos that I wrought there. It's been nearly an hour and the ghost of this dump still lingers...
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07-27-2017, 01:52 PM #467
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07-27-2017, 06:33 PM #468
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07-27-2017, 08:31 PM #469
So we moved to the Aspen are a few years ago, and there have been a number of times we have taken a walk through town in summer at dinner time. The first few times we did this I though it odd that often as we walked past the people eating at the outdoor open air seating they would often turn and look as we walked past. Not with a friendly welcoming smile, kind of a grimace... like WTF is that?
I pointed this out to my wife one day, and she said "oh yeah, I often crop dust them when we walk by"
I realized 2 things..... 1. They always thought it was me.
2. Never gonna leave this awesome woman.
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07-27-2017, 09:27 PM #470
work bathrooms = SLAY3D
Nothing here described comes close to the slayage the Yankees will inflict on the Red Sox this year.
The stench will be ubiquitous.Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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07-27-2017, 09:28 PM #471
Ha ha chowds!!!!
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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07-28-2017, 06:28 AM #472
Very Bold. Whenever I go to our Nashville office, it is strictly off limits if its a fly in the morning and leave evening trip. Otherwise, its game on with some foreign office slaying. I'm only there once a month so the ladies in our office can't really peg me as the destroyer of the can after some Hattie B's
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07-28-2017, 08:25 AM #473"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-28-2017, 04:10 PM #474Registered User
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they turned the water off in my building mid shit today. I had no choice but to leave it there
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07-28-2017, 04:18 PM #475
After noticing this weeks work bathroom incident made it to the TGR week in review thread I believe I need to lend some clarity to my earlier post. The Nashville hot chicken stayed in my gut for all of 1.5 hours; that in itself is a new record as it's usually in and out in a fiery explosion. Dear Lord help me if I was on the pot for one and a half hours.
I guess what I'm saying is, thanks for your concern everyone. This place really is like a familyI still call it The Jake.
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