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  1. #1076
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    ...or she'll lay down the law.

    Good luck indeed.

  2. #1077
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    ...or she'll lay down the law.
    That shit can happen too.

    Ask a guy who knows.

  3. #1078
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    Seems like life could have been easier for several of my married buddies, if they wouldve found a woman who had similar drinking behaviors.

  4. #1079
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    These craft beers with 7,8,9% alcohol have kicked my ass on more than one occasion. Someday ill smarten up. I apologized after we both agreed that I am an asshole and now all is well. Headed to Northampton in search of bloodies. It is sunday after all.

    I should have taken note that the beers were $9.50 each before drinking and buying 3 rounds.

  5. #1080
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    Going to a grad party at the country club I grew up at but cannot afford to belong to. Raining so no golf, but there is an open bar, so I plan on getting their moneys worth.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

  6. #1081
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    Howscum nosbody drinks nomore. Sundays is fer drinkin!.........and smokin.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

  7. #1082
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    Howscum nosbody drinks nomore. Sundays is fer drinkin!.........and smokin.
    Because the cool people that have been here for a while are now old and or family sellouts, And all the new people signing up are apperently tee-toteler prudes that don't party, swear or generally have a good time. It's the facebooking of TGR

    Sent from my SM-G900V using TGR Forums
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  8. #1083
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    i'm kawked.
    three Fiddleheads at 8%, half a bottle of gris.
    rolling!
    crab in my shoe mouth

  9. #1084
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    I mean I built a bar for a reason. It was'nt to play candy crush (whatever that is). A friend bought me a jug of patron, I think I'll hit it a little.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

  10. #1085
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    Obligatory "it's my birthday so I'm getting white girl wasted post."

  11. #1086
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    I mean I built a bar for a reason. It was'nt to play candy crush (whatever that is). A very good friend bought me a jug of patron, I think I'll hit it a little.
    FIFY

  12. #1087
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    Howscum nosbody drinks nomore. Sundays is fer drinkin!.........and smokin.
    Drunk as fuck yo! Blue Dream and Swami’s to the dome, feelin woozy
    "In a perfect world I'd have all 10 fingers on my left hand, so I could just use my right hand for punching."

  13. #1088
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    nice nachos

  14. #1089
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    "V" is for Victory!!!!
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  15. #1090
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    ^Nice! Those are the good "Growler" bottles too.

  16. #1091
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    There's gotta be 30 on tap and 4 cask...all Victory. I r drunky!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  17. #1092
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    I recently was told I'm going to be a bartender.

    And have enough friends that when I stopped to get tacos I walked out with plenty in hand.

    Life is kind of cool these days, I'm going to sleep in tomorrow, and when I wake up I'm going to write some code. One of these days I'm going to make up my mind about a girl, but in the mean time I'm going to enjoy myself.


  18. #1093
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    have to remember this thread for next time i'm shmammered

  19. #1094
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    Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

    Maybe Tiger Woods will post soon

    Tiger arrested on DUI charge in Florida
    Tiger Woods, who is rehabbing from back surgery, has been arrested for DUI in Florida.
    http://es.pn/2sdLI16

  20. #1095
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    $10 for cab ride? Screw you, I'll drive myself. -Tiger

  21. #1096
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    shoo0eeee

    So manbun complimenting the Equinox with "its a bad mamma jamma" made me want to drunkenly post: something like: they tricked him by giving him a muffuletta from Napolean House around the corner and asking him what he thought; or, he's got a brain freeze from a daiquiri but why the hell am i defendign manbun?! Fuck, I gots to get back to coops place.

    Alpha centauri IIPA was a good deal at 10.99 a sixer for six 9.x beers. damn good deal really. Hop Valley out of OR.

    First Cast is a good IPa and is now available in cans.

    400f is not as good as 500f (shit, 600? i got an IR thermometer) in a cast iron skillet for searing bone-in steaks.

    Catch the carp.

    I'm fuking jealous of those with Abasin passes - damn - I had one for 15/16 and skied until fookin JUNE lift serviced. now tryin to jockey, it would be better just to cruise up.

    remember when you saw more "ROADWAY" trucks on the road?

    The wopper both sucks completely and is awesome at the same time. While I like good toms, I'll always go no toms, no ketchup if i'm getting a whopper. I used to get to a BK really once every 5 years while shamelessly going to the clown at least once per week. they both suck. I did, however, make it a point to get a whopper twice in May. Sucks but kills the 1/4 pounder.

    Arianna Huffington has some worth tips on how to make a good burger: https://www.thedailymeal.com/cook/10...deshow/slide-5 I used these tips to mak a house burger that'll challenge your local joint.


    We need a fucking TGR Abasin crawfish boil.

    some guide was a total dick on a crowded ass day at 11 mile canyon and fucked with a couple of dudes (old farts?) in an older red 4. He prolly thought we were fishing on top of him then (as we were b/c yoou are a dick)... but wait till he sees... I seen that fugly ass truck with TU plates B4, I'll see it again.

    Boil your brats in 50beer/50water mix until htey are done,*then just sear it on a grill. your guests will thank you. My guests thanked me when I fucked it up, but I have seen the light, they were just being nice.

    *About 20 minutes TOTAL: bring to a full roiling boil, reduce to 'hot simmer' for the remaider. you should still see bubbles frequently, but no by an measure a big boil. Do that, then grill/sear/whatever

    Cheers Mags!
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    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  22. #1097
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    We need a fucking TGR Abasin crawfish boil.
    Wanted to qoute that,
    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Keystone is the new Snowbird

  23. #1098
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    Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

    I just put thirty dirty dollars on the front lawn. Shiit.! It's gonna be a $60 dollar night.

  24. #1099
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    I've been dry for 2 days

    this sucks

  25. #1100
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    what about the hiking boots? or was that his brother?

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