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    Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

    Them crawlm up en dahu smallest fukin lovesheat and go da slep awe by yaself.

    Luzer.

    Aye.

    YaM.

    G'night, bloaks.
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    i sincerely wish i wasnt sober right now. bright lights hurt my eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi
    Them crawlm up en dahu smallest fukin lovesheat and go da slep awe by yaself.

    Luzer.

    Aye.

    YaM.

    G'night, bloaks.
    SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!

    SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S OUT FOR EVER!

    SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S BEEN BLOW TO PIECES!
    Fat fuck bubbas are not erosion.

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    I blashpjew shitder hawpit anyshill forgotten quafftionj...yashew!!

    99botles off bear on the walls, 99bottelrsb eer, 1 shuld falls 98 bottlesof eber on th wall...
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi
    I blashpjew shitder hawpit anyshill forgotten quafftionj...yashew!!

    99botles off bear on the walls, 99bottelrsb eer, 1 shuld falls 98 bottlesof eber on th wall...
    Wait a minute, you've only had one beer and you're too wasted to type?

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    tke one down pss it around....how many is that now? 97 beers on the wall.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    I'm working on it, but I don't know that you'll ever see a truly drunk post from me.

    For instance, now I've had 3 glasses of wine in 1.5 hrs-- going on four. Brain feels normal, fingers making typos that are easy to detect & fix.

    You know those cars that go 0-100 in no time flat? That's me. I'm drinking and fully functional, then one more drinky and...whoops the scales are tipped! And suddenly typing is not really possible. Other things suddenly become more interesting than posting.

    I'll try to post sometime when tipped though!

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    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    I'll get drunk if someone will do my Master's assignment for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
    I'll get drunk if someone will do my Master's assignment for me
    Just get drunk and do your Master's assignment....what is so hard about that?
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Well, I'm on the way to doing that But I'm getting VERY easily distracted, as you can tell.
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    Looking forward to more posts from you as the evening progresses then.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Heh, you made me laugh
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    When do you finish your thesis?
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    When I am done taking stupid classes
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
    When I am done taking stupid classes
    And Answering Stupid questions

    Ghee, July 2nd is going to be one fucking crazy night, I see it now...but I will use mixer this time in the blues or our drunken-stuper asses will never be able to find those naked boobies in da hot tubs...

    MBSC--I will get drunk and do your masters for you...I will call it "mastersbation" and include plenty of visuals of lady chem teachers doing blow jobs...

    96 bottle of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, drinkl one down pass thm around, 95 cans of beer on da wall...
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    Hickory, dickory dock...

    Hick.

    90 bottles of beer...
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    There is only 63 bottles of beer on the wall now and I am still drunk from last night.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Blues Blues Blues. That was all I could think about while drinking beers at the wedding reception last night...

    On a seperate note, receptions suck when the only person you know at the reception is one of the bridesmaids.

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    fucking fuk, I wasn't going to drink tonight... i wen't see how's the band. ended up with about 10 beers, 2 black bush, x number of drinks... shit... "luckily" I have visa....

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser
    On a seperate note, receptions suck when the only person you know at the reception is one of the bridesmaids.
    Not if she's horny.
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    59 bottles of beer oin the wall, 59 bottle of beer, drikn one down passthem arount,, 58 botthes of beer and the wall.

    Hick.

    aut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi
    59 bottles of beer oin the wall, 59 bottle of beer, drikn one down passthem arount,, 58 botthes of beer and the wall.

    Hick.

    aut.
    if your in socal, its a little hearly to be that drunk, dontcha thiuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi
    59 bottles of beer oin the wall, 59 bottle of beer, drikn one down passthem arount,, 58 botthes of beer and the wall.

    Hick.

    aut.
    58 bottles og beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer, drink one down padd it aro9und, 57 bottles of beeer on the wall.

    Lets party!
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon
    if your in socal, its a little hearly to be that drunk, dontcha thiuk

    nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon
    if your in socal, its a little hearly to be that drunk, dontcha thiuk
    I do beliexe its nevver to early to be drunk anyhwere, even in So Cal.

    Took anothe onw down, past it round. 96 bottles of beer on the wlal.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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