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  1. #101
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    fortytyo bottles of beers on e waal, foryw two bottlws of beer, take one dun ands bpass i t around, 42 bottless off veers on the wallls.

    edits!!! icemans said no more of the pages otp biteches but whatever,

    Paage top., BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. #102
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    second to top of page and leaving for Cina tomooweee. Plenty of time sleep on the plane. Hope I don't get caught in a nuke war

  3. #103
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    Hey sober bithves!!!!! 41 bottle sof beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer , takwe one down, pass it aorunf, 41 bottle sof beer, off teh wall...


    who likes blue moon!!?! FKNAAAA
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

  4. #104
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    i've alwysas wanted topost in this thriead wihen I was drunk...cause i alwasys did. now, i have.

    40 bottles ofbeer on the daer wallss, take onedown. pass it around, skp me caiuse i've had too much, blah blah blah blah.

  5. #105
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    Fuck you you fucking fuck. 99 bottled sof wine on the wall 99 bottles ogf wine...take one down pass it around and t98 bottls of wine on the wall...98 bottles of wine tn the awall 98 botles of winne tkae one down pass ti arounf 97 bottles of wine the ewall...a99 bottles of einr the wall 97 bottles of winer...take one down dpass it around anat ist 9

  6. #106
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    This is adam posting from squatchola's computadora. fer rizzlers my nizzlers! poopinhausen! aklakllllakjflajdfljaldfjaofl

  7. #107
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    I know my chances to get laid go down with every beer I drink and each time I open my mouth...but tonight I am quaffing back many a froth and chatterbugging like a mofo.

    Cheers-Salude-Chinchin-Kompi-Bottom's up.

    peace-out,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

  8. #108
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    beer friday! who hoo... love work. love drunk work.

  9. #109
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    double post for the sake of double posting.

  10. #110
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    what what? my mountaineers are strugglin..........
    Montani Semper Liberi

  11. #111
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    druk. not moch to sa 0then bozzzze is gooode
    `•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.? ??´¯`•...¸><((((º>

    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

  12. #112
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    the beer has manifested itself as an alternate personality and notifying me that i am drunk. Its a little blue penguin named Baxter...baxter is a pimp and gets tons of pengiun pussy.

  13. #113
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    Happy B-Day to the biggest drunk here...GheePup!!!!

    Knock down a few, bro....and DO NOT drunk dail me at 3am you fucking kook.

    peace,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

  14. #114
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    Does being facking hung over as hell qualify me to post in this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Does being facking hung over as hell qualify me to post in this thread?
    absolutly. I was there this weekend. I blacked out at 4:30pm, a new personal record. the next morning i woke up and couldnt find my pants. My roomate also had to get 10 stiches on his hand because he though it would be a good idea to cut his watch off his hand.
    I was hungover for about 12 hours...also a new personal record. I seriously didnt move, to the point that i watched Push several times in a row because i didnt want to get up to find another movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon View Post
    absolutly. I was there this weekend. I blacked out at 4:30pm, a new personal record. the next morning i woke up and couldnt find my pants. My roomate also had to get 10 stiches on his hand because he though it would be a good idea to cut his watch off his hand.
    I was hungover for about 12 hours...also a new personal record. I seriously didnt move, to the point that i watched Push several times in a row because i didnt want to get up to find another movie.
    I am still hung over, even after a day of homemade goodness from the lady and 2 st. pauli girl's right before bed. My troubles started on sunday right before the seahawks game and ended Monday morning at 5 am at Parker's Casino, playing hold'em.

  17. #117
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    I am here to post and say my official opinion is that being hungover is a worthy reason to post in this thread.
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    I'm slightly hammered. Had a pregame party at work celebrating some dudes long-term accomplishment. He gets a room named after him, I get a few beers and shrimp cocktail funded by a bunch of 8-million dollar attorneys. In the end, we all win. Leave this joint for Turtle Bay. $1 drafts all night. And by draft I mean roughly 8.45 oz. Still a good deal.

    So it's me and about 3 others I work with. Time is 6 pm. Beer is coming in bunches of 20 mugs. Waitress has huge juggs...Sorry no pics...yes, this TR blows big chunks...get used to it. 3 people become 8 become 15. Hold glass up high, cheers, and sip. Repeat until finished then repeate 10 more times. 3 hours go by. Still chuggin. Still drunk. Tab eventually makes its way to the table.

    $95.47 with tax.

    Girl had big juggs.

    15 people * 2 hours * 4 beers per hour = 120 beers = we did alright


    Mara gets tipped well.


    She shows us her juggs.



    We smile and drink more.



    I ask Mara to see juggs on a more intimate situation.





    She says she likes 'em dark and skinny.






    I am not dark and skinny.



    I lose.






    But I win because beers cost $1 and tomorrow I get free drinks from this girl that likes me but doesn't like me. You dig?

  19. #119
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    awesome... it's my bday fuckers!!! :-)
    It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

  20. #120
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    26!!!! wooooooohoooooo!
    It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

  21. #121
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    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Haply Halliweeeenie!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
    --Vandals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo View Post
    You got that right my man. I am posting now as place saver as this will probably be my last sober post of the day. I am on way to Denver to watch CU crush CSU and then more boozing as the Buckeyes feast on some grade A Texas Longhorns. Lets go Buff and Bucks!!
    f ucking pusyy grade a texas hoirns.
    Live To Ski!

  23. #123
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    I love going out to "trick or beer!"
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    i love going around to various houses at a college campus and getting shots, beers, beer bongs, bong hits, jello shots, upside-down margeritias, and many many other combinations. Cant wait for 8:30 to start the mayhem that is All Hallows Eve.

  25. #125
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    Stey awy from the pumkin beer and chicks who kin loook like pumpkins or pump there kins, or or, or, fuck it....eat, drink, an beer merry, mang.

    Its Reeses and Molsons tonight for din-din.

    Happy Day of the Dead.

    peace,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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