Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

**Pow4Brains** · 07-29-2006, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by GheePup

Brink on the poker game biatche!!!

playin' @ Joella pokeherstaz.net

**PulverSchwein** · 07-29-2006, 01:15 AM

I'm drunk and off to play a midnight round of golf.

My landlord cut out 7 holes on the land just outside my front door and we're gonna blast some tunz and whack some litlle white balls. woohoo golf rocks

**Hutch** · 07-29-2006, 01:26 AM

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

**Sinecure** · 07-29-2006, 12:30 PM

Some drunk idiot left a pathetic drunk dial voice mail on my cell phone last night. Glad I turned the phone off. I wonder who it could have been?

**Pow4Brains** · 07-29-2006, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

It was much appreciated.

**GheePup** · 07-29-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

Some drunk idiot left a pathetic drunk dial voice mail on my cell phone last night. Glad I turned the phone off. I wonder who it could have been?

Hmmm...who coulda that been? If the creator of this thread has your number then I think you might have caught the culprit. He drunk dialed me last night. FKNA was a common theme during the first message. The second consisted of lotsa cusssing because my voice mail cut him off, followed by a fucked up nursery rhyme.

Btw, I hope the table was worth the traffic through LA otnight Bodhi.

**GheePup** · 07-29-2006, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

I seen the pix. Whatr a pleasant suprise. Thought I downloaked but can't find the pic. Someday, somewhare I will find it in an obscure place on my puteer. I wiill lmao and forget again where it was only to bv amused again at some later date.

**P_McPoser** · 07-29-2006, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by GheePup

Hmmm...who coulda that been? If the creator of this thread has your number then I think you might have caught the culprit. He drunk dialed me last night. FKNA was a common theme during the first message. The second consisted of lotsa cusssing because my voice mail cut him off, followed by a fucked up nursery rhyme.

Btw, I hope the table was worth the traffic through LA otnight Bodhi.

I have a feeling he went on a spree last night! I was hit as well, although I think it was Andrew Dice Clay who called me, and not D.

**MeatPuppet** · 07-30-2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

Haa Haaaaa! I'm going to laugh about this for a very long time.

At the same time, anybody who doesn't delete every post referencing said incident, really has no class.

This in no way implies that I did not save said picture and am not beating off to it as I type this.

**Hutch** · 07-30-2006, 12:34 AM

drunk again over heah

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 07-30-2006, 12:36 AM

You should post topless pix of your wife again

I missed it the first time...

**Pow4Brains** · 07-30-2006, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by MeatPuppet

This in no way implies that I did not save said picture and am not beating off to it as I type this.

paging Tippster.........

**Pow4Brains** · 07-30-2006, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

Need a watch?

**Hutch** · 07-30-2006, 12:58 AM

omigod! didja find it?

**Pow4Brains** · 07-30-2006, 12:59 AM

I have no idea what you are talking about.........

**Stone-Free** · 08-04-2006, 05:23 PM

51 bottlee of beer on the wall 51 bottels of beer...take on down, pass it around 51 bottles of beer o nt he wall

Weeeeeeeeeee!
catholic diocese spancered golf tournments are the shit...they gave usQuervo shooters in our gift bags!?!?!? way to start off a scramble

**GheePup** · 08-05-2006, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Stone-Free

51 bottlee of beer on the wall 51 bottels of beer...take on down, pass it around 51 bottles of beer o nt he wall

I just concluded a 47 our work week and didn;t work on Tueasday. its time for a beer or 8. Well, I am finishinf up #8 so I think it might be a 12+ nigth. I might need to mainline Asprine disolved in Everclead in the mowning?

Take one down, pass it arounf. 49 bottle of beer on the wall.

**BeanDip4All** · 08-05-2006, 10:56 PM

My turnt o ost here!!!! Whooo 770 GMAT SCORE!!! :") Mucho celebrating tonight!

Whoooo

By the way, NYC mags, sizes and eights is not a fun baer in nyc abnymore, the gentirificaqtion of the lower east side really sux. big time that was my favorite bar two years ago and now it totally suxlks.,

**BeanDip4All** · 08-05-2006, 11:13 PM

PS- for muy drunken post, IO would like to contripbute this:

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

(minor music)

Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

(music)

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

(minor music)

Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

**GheePup** · 08-05-2006, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by TacomaLuv

PS- for muy drunken post, IO would like to contripbute this:

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

(minor music)

Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

(music)

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

(minor music)

Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

I luv U!

**GheePup** · 08-06-2006, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.

Haaa! I just stumbled accross that pic I saved. Good job mang, nice rack! Can you email me the high res shot? Hahaaaa!

49 bottles of beer on the wall...even though I think we were down to 47 or so at one point. Someone musta restocked the wall/

**GheePup** · 08-06-2006, 02:27 PM

I meant to say 48...now its 47 bottles of beer again.

**GheePup** · 08-06-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

You should post topless pix of your wife again

I missed it the first time...

I could send you the topless pic but I would need the Pope's blessing first. Can I send it to her Pope?

Damn I post in the drunk thread alot. I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, fall down, no problem.

**Bodhi** · 09-08-2006, 04:08 PM

46 Bottle of beer on the wall, 46 bottle of beer...

This is gonna be a drunkfest of a weekend if the Bucks win vs. Texas tomorrow evening....

GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!

peace,
D.