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  1. 01-17-2004, 07:10 PM #1
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    I just had a intimate moment

    with my skis. I mounted them slowly and gently. They might be called super but to me they my presious.

    T'wasn't their first time but they to me it will always be our first.

    Damn it's sexy to drill and skrew like that. Now I gotta ride em.

    To the mountain.
    Give me a beat to pump to fatty.
  2. 01-17-2004, 07:14 PM #2
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    I hope you were using protection.
    If you have a problem & think that someone else is going to solve it for you then you have two problems.
  3. 01-17-2004, 07:18 PM #3
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    I had an unpleasant intimate moment with a rock or ice chuck today. The left side of ass now looks like J-Lo's...
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  4. 01-18-2004, 12:02 AM #4
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    It's a threesome!
  5. 01-18-2004, 12:10 AM #5
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    Originally posted by crashnburn'd
    I had an unpleasant intimate moment with a rock or ice chuck today. The left side of ass now looks like J-Lo's...
    I'd bet J-Lo's ass looks much better than yours. Now a Jello ass may be something else...

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  6. 01-18-2004, 12:15 AM #6
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    Ride em hard!!
  7. 01-18-2004, 10:11 AM #7
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    ^^^ Thats just sick...
  8. 01-18-2004, 02:19 PM #8
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    I thought that said inmate monent.
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  9. 01-18-2004, 05:38 PM #9
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    Me and me new "friend" went out for a spin just a test run to get to know each other before we head out for a long time together.

    He was hard yet knew when to give. You push him right and he'll reward ya.

    I donno if I got the mounting right though. Sometime a couple has to get to try a few positions before they find the one that works. I went with the race room buddy who said 1cm forward at 83cm but I think I wanna go back 1 to 82cm from tail. Maybe it was just the easter conditions I'll wait for the true test of their beauty and power in ze white fluff.
    Give me a beat to pump to fatty.
  10. 01-18-2004, 10:16 PM #10
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    i think i scored with their little sister. she's just a bit shorter and a little bit fatter. i like fat. you know, ridding a fat chick is like ridding a scooter....its fun untill your friends catch ya.


    phil drop by the house tomorrow, we got work to do on the box if we ever want to leave...
    shut up and ski
  11. 01-18-2004, 10:19 PM #11
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    Originally posted by dude_le_skibum
    You know, ridding a fat chick is like ridding a scooter....its fun untill your friends catch ya.
    Hahaha... Thats a good one.. never heard it before..
  12. 01-19-2004, 08:06 PM #12
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    this other one is in french....more subtility in the language

    Comment tu sais reconnaitre si une fille est un princesse ?



    elle te laisse venir dans son palet
    shut up and ski
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