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06-05-2006, 12:12 AM #26
Damn my late spawning! I'll have to go rent that movie some day... The first one? Or one of the, what, 6 sequels?
Had I grown up in the 80's I'd probably have a better grip on it at this point. Hopefully my research will cause me to laugh at Ogre eventually.Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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06-05-2006, 01:07 AM #27Registered User
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Guys we must realize that orge is in fact manbearpig and must be stopped
I'm so so serial
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06-05-2006, 01:59 AM #28Village Idiot GuestOriginally Posted by Al Gore
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06-05-2006, 07:46 AM #29
No, dude. He's super serial.
Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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06-05-2006, 08:06 AM #30
Just for the record, we don't allow ALIASES at ALPINEZONE- if we see that the same IP address is used for more than one identity, all users are banned and the IP addresses permanently blocked. It is a dishonest practice.
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06-05-2006, 08:44 AM #31
Can you just go away and die already!!?? There is serious work to be done here...
Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...
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06-05-2006, 09:04 AM #32Originally Posted by Max Gosey"Don't drive angry."
Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
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06-07-2006, 10:48 AM #33SIDESLIP JONES Guest
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06-07-2006, 11:12 AM #34Originally Posted by AlpineZone
Too bad, cause this thread is really funny.
Alpine Zone and REI Members now get new dividend multipliers, especially on the specially marked "Mountain Douche" line. Don't wait, these deals won't last long.
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06-07-2006, 05:19 PM #35Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Ans: P=Po+(ρω^2/2)r^2-ρgh
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06-07-2006, 05:45 PM #36Originally Posted by AlpineZone
Now, if my internet or real world penis was as tiny as that baby-thumb you're packing around (I see everything remember; I'm The Son of God) I might stoop to meddle in such a frivolous affair as an internet ski forum during june.
So, go buy a corvette, put an 18 inch lift on your truck, fuck your secretary, and do i dont really give a shit what else to get on with your "im a tiny penised man with a fuck-all shit job in a big world" midlife crisis and Shut The Fuck Up and Stay the Fuck Out of Here. If I wanted you to wipe my ass I would come over to ALPINEZONE! but i dont so i wont and you can compare my I.P. all day long you stupid crew cut cocksucker. and shave that fucking rat off your face.
DONT FORGET, JESUS LOVES YOU!!For MINE is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever.
Biatch!
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06-07-2006, 05:48 PM #37Originally Posted by AlpineZoneSELECT IQ
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06-07-2006, 06:01 PM #38
DIE OGRE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-07-2006, 08:13 PM #39Originally Posted by Ogre
True dat homie.
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04-07-2018, 09:14 PM #40
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04-07-2018, 09:45 PM #41
"when did Patty get laid?"
this whole thread delivers...I haven't had a good laugh like this in a long time
sorry bearded one, no offense meant....stfu and enjoy
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04-07-2018, 09:59 PM #42Registered User
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to the op, WRONG FORUM JOHN!
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04-08-2018, 06:06 AM #43
Dear Jong,
Had you any respect for the history of a once informative and hilariously entertaining Internet forum of armchair pro skiers, you would realize that the original forum at powmag was “chatter”, an open forum for anything. NSR threads were fine, as long as they were interesting. It was a pleasurable mix of ski and chatter, and it worked well before the invasion of blue square noodlers forced the birth of things the outside world called “moderators”.
Anarchic self-moderation was the only law.
I hoped that some newbs might see how things used to be, in hopes that it might be more fun again if they played along, but alas you missed the point.
Try reading some of the HOF threads. A few are awesome TRs, but most are shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Sincerely,
Fuck you, you fucking Fuck. . .
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04-08-2018, 07:48 AM #44
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04-08-2018, 08:59 AM #45
wow, zombie thread much?
embrace the gape
and believe
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04-08-2018, 11:41 AM #46
wow, Greg even reeled in Jesus Christ, the man is amazing.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-08-2018, 12:27 PM #47
yeah i had no idea
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04-08-2018, 01:07 PM #48Registered User
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04-08-2018, 01:09 PM #49
Fuck off, OP.
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04-08-2018, 03:46 PM #50
I've eaten a few boxes of nerds.
If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!
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