Doggie stoke

**Shredhead** · 10-03-2017, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by acinpdx

I did not know this was a thing
Bikejor: The people who race their bikes with dogs
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I'm thinking of getting into Bikejoring to get around the new local's leash laws.

**plugboots** · 10-03-2017, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by booner

Hi, I'm Shitface.

I like to eat a full stick of butter and then while dad is napping on the couch, I puke up a nice creamy pile on the rug right under his head.

Then when dad wakes up he thinks he smells lasagna in the oven, but he's wrong.

I feel shame

Did you step in it?

**booner** · 10-03-2017, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by plugboots

Did you step in it?

Thankfully no

I've cleaned the rug 3 times now...still smells like buttery puke.

He might be getting the genital cuffs

**BigDaddy** · 10-03-2017, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by wicked_sick

My dog sucks at rolling over.

Seriously... classic.

Irul, how many bottles of vino before you took, then posted those pics? Your dog go on a bender? WTF?!

**nutmegchoi** · 10-03-2017, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by booner

Hi, I'm Shitface.

I like to eat a full stick of butter and then while dad is napping on the couch, I puke up a nice creamy pile on the rug right under his head.

Then when dad wakes up he thinks he smells lasagna in the oven, but he's wrong.

I feel shame

Surprised he didn’t eat it again! lol

**knowsam** · 10-04-2017, 11:50 AM

Older pictures now, but little dude out enjoying the snow. Only in whistler does the dog need a (paid!) ticket to go xcountry skiing - though it's a great off-leash area for them, so I guess I can't complain...

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**muted** · 10-04-2017, 01:33 PM

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the good dog. not pictured: the shithead.

**Bobby Stainless** · 10-04-2017, 05:43 PM

I bought this.

**Banh Mi** · 10-04-2017, 06:20 PM

Congrats!!

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**Harry** · 10-04-2017, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by knowsam

Only in whistler does the dog need a (paid!) ticket to go xcountry skiing

Big Sky does that too. It is a good deal, $15 buys your dog a season pass for X-Country ski trails.

**skifishbum** · 10-07-2017, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

I bought this.

lookin at that face i doubts it was a real tough sell
been hangin out with sfotexs fur kids

and ya know doin busted puppies stuffs

like diggin in the gardens

**barkcity** · 10-09-2017, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by skifishbum

and ya know doin busted puppies stuffs

like diggin in the gardens

Lov it.

My damn pup (now 15 months old) still can't be trusted in the house unsupervised. He's always up to no good when if I'm not watchin him. I wonder when he'll grow out of his mischievous ways.

**bodywhomper** · 10-09-2017, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by barkcity

Lov it.

My damn pup (now 15 months old) still can't be trusted in the house unsupervised. He's always up to no good when if I'm not watchin him. I wonder when he'll grow out of his mischievous ways.

Same. Our boy is 2.5 yo. We have a small house so there's always eatable stuff on the counter and the kids bedroom doors won't close tight. Someday he'll grow out of it

**~mikey b** · 10-09-2017, 08:16 PM

I’ve been working on a farm that has a couple hundred goats and about a dozen dogs. They have a few of some sorta hudge shepherd dog. The other day I caught the 100# puppy chewing on the bumper of my car. He’d already flattened a tractor tire that morning.

**booner** · 10-09-2017, 08:55 PM

Hi, my name is Shitface.

It took me three years to figure out what a tennis ball is...But now I luz tennis ball

**skifishbum** · 10-11-2017, 06:29 AM

little fuckers way better behaved on the road and in the boat than at home

i havent been pushing the swimming thing hes been doing a little bit i figure hes a newf he'll figure it out
gotta say i was a bit surprised when he abandoned ship 1/4 mile from the takeout and swam to shore

**booner** · 10-13-2017, 12:15 PM

Hi, I'm Shitface.

Today I tried to dig to China in the backyard.

**nutmegchoi** · 10-13-2017, 01:11 PM

I’m team Shitface!!!

**WTF is dat** · 10-13-2017, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by skifishbum

little fuckers way better behaved on the road and in the boat than at home

i havent been pushing the swimming thing hes been doing a little bit i figure hes a newf he'll figure it out
gotta say i was a bit surprised when he abandoned ship 1/4 mile from the takeout and swam to shore

That is a beautiful dog.

What kind?

**JongDoe** · 10-13-2017, 04:10 PM

^^^ Probably had to use the facilities. You've trained him well.

**booner** · 10-16-2017, 12:33 PM

Hi, I'm Shitface.

I like to spend the entire morning in the backyard. Then within 10 minutes of coming inside, barking at dad because I need to poop REALLY BAD.

I not smart

**nutmegchoi** · 10-16-2017, 12:47 PM

Keep them coming!
I can’t get enough of Shitface!!

**Ted Striker** · 10-16-2017, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by booner

Hi, I'm Shitface.

I not smart

He's got you trained

**ncskier** · 10-16-2017, 02:44 PM

This is “the dood”

This is “the pood”

Together they make up the doodle and the poodle.
The big guy is 110 lbs of furry kindness
The small poodle is 45lbs of intelligent neurosis.
The little fucker ate my entire dining room table 8 chairs and two arm chairs.
The big guy earned the right to wander the house, the little guy is crated.
I love them both and they are both rescues.
Bigger pains in the asses I can’t imagine, but my two tween age boys love them and they love them. Every kid should have the joy of a dog even if it means calamity, mud and eaten furniture.

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**nutmegchoi** · 10-16-2017, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

word!
i’m using this as my service thread
cuz i’m dog short right now. #missingmyshitface

Why are you dog short?
You have beautiful dogs?
Love your Rhodesian!

Shitface is my therapy dog.
Anytime I look at his picture, he always puts a smile on my face.

Originally Posted by WTF is dat

That is a beautiful dog.

What kind?

I believe that’s Newfoundland.