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  1. 04-06-2006, 04:08 AM #1
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    Put up any sort of post about anyone skiing and a maggot seems to know him or her. I want to test this theory. First correct answer gets to pose the next question.

    Who is the guy who looks like Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard, and works/owns/hangs out in the Tiger Bar in June Lake, CA?
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  2. 04-06-2006, 04:32 AM #2
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    Roo,
    Don't you know everyone is only six handshakes away from anyone in the world. In fact, I am only a handshake away from your Queen because I am such a player pimp.
    Insominia is my new hobby.
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  3. 04-06-2006, 04:51 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Carvile
    Roo,
    Don't you know everyone is only six handshakes away from anyone in the world. In fact, I am only a handshake away from your Queen because I am such a player pimp.

    Next time clue her in on how to do the Auld Lang Syne before midnight...
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  4. 04-06-2006, 05:31 AM #4
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    that's my uncle's buddy Larry.

    where's my prize.
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  5. 04-06-2006, 06:11 AM #5
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    Talking

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  6. 04-06-2006, 06:20 AM #6
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    those are the only scissors that basom had in the house to snip the end when he was rolling a cone for a safety meeting when he was still living in JP one time when we hung out.

    what's my prize?
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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  7. 04-06-2006, 06:34 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinzclortho
    those are the only scissors that basom had in the house to snip the end when he was rolling a cone for a safety meeting when he was still living in JP one time when we hung out.

    what's my prize?
    According to your avatar, it's my mom.

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    must.....resist....urge to ........directly make fun of Roo's......mom.


    Okay...just gonna let that one go for the sake of British-American relations. (wink wink....nudge nudge...knowwhatImean, knowwhatImean?)

    okay, NEXT!

    thats new hampshire as fuck


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    good guess, but wrong.


    she was liftie of the month somewhere at somepoint and was in Freeze magazine.


    NEXT!

    thats new hampshire as fuck


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    Ok, I'll play. What's the name of the former bartender from The Loft Bar at Squaw and who knows where he works now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    According to your avatar, it's my mom.

    Nice can.
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    Who's the guy in the white fullface helmet I see waving his dick around Abasin?
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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    To Hell with the rest of these posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Who's the guy in the white fullface helmet I see waving his dick around Abasin?
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  15. 04-06-2006, 09:30 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by elevens
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    Tell me about it.

    (this is a rhetorical statement)
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    ...and this has been yet another episode of "Maggots and thier Off Topic Antics". Until next time, remmeber kids, no matter how much you try you just can't keep a good maggot on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Put up any sort of post about anyone skiing and a maggot seems to know him or her. I want to test this theory. First correct answer gets to pose the next question.

    Who is the guy who looks like Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard, and works/owns/hangs out in the Tiger Bar in June Lake, CA?
    I forget his name but he drives a truck for Construction Specialty, out of Lee Vining, and he's a Clamper.
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  18. 04-06-2006, 10:50 AM #18
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    That is awesome.

    Next question. Curtis Fong, The Guy From Tahoe - what street does he live on?
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    I have Greg Ostertag's autograph.

    Also Jake Plummer's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinzclortho
    Sugar Bowl, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Who's the guy in the white fullface helmet I see waving his dick around Abasin?
    I've seen that guy. Sometimes he's with this one cat who is always engulfed in a cloud of marijuana smoke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I've seen that guy. Sometimes he's with this one cat who is always engulfed in a cloud of marijuana smoke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Who's the guy in the white fullface helmet I see waving his dick around Abasin?
    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I've seen that guy. Sometimes he's with this one cat who is always engulfed in a cloud of marijuana smoke.
    reidhresko seems to match both of those descriptions...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Who is the guy who looks like Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard, and works/owns/hangs out in the Tiger Bar in June Lake, CA?

    Brian, drives an old brown Ford truck. Always wears those same overalls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Dukes of Hazzard
    I was alone skiing at kirkwood one rainy, stormy day. Chair 5 was about the only thing running.

    On a couple of chair rides that day I happened to be joined by an older dude wearing a soaked through one piece from Kmart. He grinnin' and having a good ol' time. Nice guy, we chatted a bit on the ride up. After the second chair ride, he introduced himself as Tom Wopat.


    .... And that's my cool dukes of hazzard story. Thanks for listening.
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