Fri-Ku

**gincognito** · 03-03-2006, 10:59 AM

Instead of dire work
Yesterday was spent playing
On slopes of soft white

Now back in office
Thoughts tend to linger and sway
Tomorrow I'm back

One more for good form
Can not leave without saying
The O.C. sucks balls

**iceman** · 03-03-2006, 11:10 AM

There once was a guy called Gincognito
I've heard he looks good in a Speedo
He's made many good calls
Such as "the O.C. sucks balls"
Now it's time for a sub and some Fritos.

**lemon boy** · 03-03-2006, 11:16 AM

OC RULES; Gin Drools!
Replaced right now with idol
paula's lookin rough

High Pressure, warm temps
low desire to ski now
fucking ass jetstream

puppy lost his nuts
stuck in a crate all damn day
funny: happy hat

**vinzclortho** · 03-03-2006, 11:25 AM

I had so much fun
snowboarding last weekend guy
goin tomorrah

Gin is on the ball
totally forgot Fri-ku
eye of the tiger

new sales girl wears shirts
you can clearly see her bra
pretty fuckin sweet

out today at three
on the road by six-thirty
pretty fuckin sweet

road beers I will crush
while Jay drives me to Vermont
coozie required

**road trip** · 03-03-2006, 12:01 PM

Not enough people saw my stupid poem last week. So just because I want you all to be able to say "I knew him when he wrote stupid poetry about skiing," here it is again:

Ode to a Small Mountain

Oh small mountain, how I hate you so.
The fraction of trails, makes the crowds seem to grow.

This weekend, I had an affair with a mountain in Vermont.
Another thousand vert is all I really want.

As a realationship goes, we sometimes have disputes.
But you know, there are some positives that I can not refute.

For I can see you in the morning, noon, and again at night.
You truly are unique under the glow of the lights.

When I leave you, I can still come back to you and play.
But the reverse is not possible if you were my "away."

So maybe I don't hate you as much as I thought.
Next years season's pass is as good as bought.

**AtomicTwinStix** · 03-03-2006, 12:14 PM

Sitting in this cube
Dreaming of lucious powder
I am still at work

Teton Gravity
Lifeline in office hell hole
Back on the sticks soon

Can not wait 'till five
Haul ass out of parking lot
Crack open cold beer

Really hate my boss
Collins line beckons for me
Shred sweet Alta pow

**Max Gosey** · 03-03-2006, 12:19 PM

I did not shower
Yesterday. Grease in my hair.
Chem class thought I smelled

Typical Friday
Not caring about hygeine
I'll bathe after noon

Tony Chachere's
A miracle of flavor
Great on everything

I miss cajun food
and toothless dixie rednecks
Slalom in three weeks!!!

O AKPM
Bears in der poopenhausen?
Why you were eaten.

Negro, it's Friday
You ain't got no shit to do
You ain't got no job

Yoda my name is
Syntax my horrible is
Make sentence I can't

Hitting from behind
In a Miami Collar
UNNECESSARY!

**XtrPickels** · 03-03-2006, 12:33 PM

Exams still need grades
The sunny day means that they
can wait just a little more.

I have no money
Naxo's gonna be mounted
hope I don't screw up

Stats project is done
New Bro's are waiting for me
Off to DHL

**flatNshallow** · 03-03-2006, 12:36 PM

used to ski carvers
on groomers and was happy
then I went out west

new sticks last friday
courtesy of gear swap thread
wider, longer - sweet.

up north for shake down
many turns, all conditions
these skis fucking ROCK!

what a rareity
midwest powder and knee deep
monsters float my stoke.

**lemon boy** · 03-03-2006, 01:10 PM

A haiku is not
merely a 17 syll
able sentence, see

**Mcwop** · 03-03-2006, 01:38 PM

The Haiku Generator did nicely on this one:

hostility springs
snowing, pensively, duck blooms
strutting, flabbily

**xboat** · 03-03-2006, 01:41 PM

broasted steak for lunch
never heard of such a thing
my god, fuckin good!

**Cyber Cop** · 03-03-2006, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Negro, it's Friday
You ain't got no shit to do
You ain't got no job

Hitting from behind
In a Miami Collar
UNNECESSARY!

OMG>

Can you possible be more white bred burb? Hitting it Max. Hitting It, My Negro. BTW, turn IT around, your hittin the wrong end there buddy.

**RootSkier** · 03-03-2006, 02:01 PM

hit it hit it max
oh my god she will scream YES
hit it hit it max

**RootSkier** · 03-03-2006, 02:02 PM

bust a nut in eye
laugh and shake it till its dry
take picture post here

**Seldom Seen** · 03-03-2006, 02:18 PM

the bros will be shipped
to my most humble abode
damn, splat is the man

**Max Gosey** · 03-03-2006, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

OMG>

Can you possible be more white bred burb? Hitting it Max. Hitting It, My Negro. BTW, turn IT around, your hittin the wrong end there buddy.

Umm... What?

Getting skeeted on
Figuratively, of course
I don't really care

Self-deprecating
As long as I have my laughs
"Then the day is mine!"[/SC]

Laptop's convenient
for watching porn in bathroom
But it deletes text!!!!

Had my lunch downstairs
Anti-vegan sandwich day
Meaty equals GOOD

**Vicious** · 03-03-2006, 03:43 PM

Warm weather sucks ass
Turning good snow into slush
Where is the gol-darned snow

**RootSkier** · 03-03-2006, 03:44 PM

Did you just refer to a mexican dude as a "cute little beaner"?

Holy shit.

**Max Gosey** · 03-03-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Did you just refer to a mexican dude as a "cute little beaner"?

Holy shit.

The kid who lives next to me does it out of satire.

**Cyber Cop** · 03-03-2006, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

The kid who lives next to me does it out of satire.

Yes, you are a classic. I love this kid.

**Max Gosey** · 03-03-2006, 04:59 PM

Referring to himself, I might add, as he is 2nd gen. Nicaraguan.

**RootSkier** · 03-03-2006, 04:59 PM

You still called him cute. Is that what the whole 'hit it from behind' thing is about?

**Max Gosey** · 03-03-2006, 05:07 PM

ChuckNorris, I believe it was you who said hitting it from behind in a J-collar was "geigh" and who posted a picture of some dude in a J-collar. What thread is that from?

I searched for J-collar, and all I came up with was lemon boy's assumption that I would repay my woman for Christmas gifts with reacharounds. Nothing about hitting it from behind.

In essence the hitting it from behind comes from the fact that the neck is not used much in doing so. And I had a severely broken neck when this joke was (relatively) widely used.

Not from the fact that I like men.

My friend next door said he's sick of all the sororitutes coming up to him when they hear him speaking spanish and see him with his 5 o'clock upper lip shadow saying "say something in spanish! come on! entertain us, cute little beaner! he's so cute, look at him!" A vague reference that makes sense in my head but in no one else's.