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  1. #1
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    Ann Coulter (possibly NSFW)

    Doesn't matter what side you're on, this is fucking hilarious...

    No pics, but the title in bold might make this NSFW.


    http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
    Quote Originally Posted by doughboyshredder View Post
    If you're not standing on the fucking traverse with your thumb up your ass you wont get checked.

    dumbfuck.

  2. #2
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    I think that is probably a true story. I've always thought that Ann was secretly a bad girl who wants to be punished.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    well written, I must say:
    -----------------
    A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital?
    Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
    ‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously.
    ‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
    ‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
    She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
    I nodded eagerly.
    ‘I want you to wreck it.’
    . . .

  4. #4
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    That is genius.

  5. #5
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    And don't neglect the follow-up:

    http://backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.blogspot.com/
    not counting days 2016-17

  6. #6
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    For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.

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    i'd just go straight to the part at the end and piss on her. Not worth much more of my time.

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    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    that reminds me of a classic 1950s school film
    . . .

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    I’m as horny as the hat rack at a Viking bar.’



    ha could be my new sig
    Points on their own sitting way up high

  11. #11
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    i dont even know what to say, seriously, that is beyond description
    Three fundamentals of every extreme skier, total disregard for personal saftey, amphetamines, and lots and lots of malt liquor......-jack handy

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