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    Jenna Bush leaves her ID on coke dealers' mirror....

    unreliable source...but...

    No Happy Ending For Jenna Bush
    Jenna Bush’s infamous ID-gate videotape is raising more questions than the Zapruder film. According to a source who has seen the footage—which features a self-described downtown coke dealer relating his late-night run-in with the First Daughter, and brandishing her college ID as a souvenir—the man insinuates that the two shared more than just drinks.

    A well-informed source, who has a DVD copy of the interview shot by tbirdshow.com’s Travis Poston, says that at one point the dealer claims that the young, blonde Jenna Bush with the Texas accent he hung out with that night (and who happened to leave behind Jenna Bush’s belongings) had been “helping [him] clean up” the bar after a long night of partying.

    (A publicist for First Lady Laura Bush has unequivocally denied that her daughter has ever been to the Chinatown bar, Happy Ending, even though we hear the UT-Austin ID card displayed in the film clearly shows the hard-partying political liability’s name, picture and student ID number.)

    According to the New York Post’s Page Six, the Secret Service are reportedly taking the tape seriously enough to investigate, and we hear they’re not the only ones. When Fresh Intelligence emailed tbirdshow.com about securing selected clips to host on this site, we received the following curt response: “There are about ten top papers fighting for that footage. Get in line.”

    Needless to say, “if a coke dealer has your ID it doesn’t look so good,” quipped the source.

    Apparently, the affable salesman doesn’t limit his company to presidential offspring. “He brags on camera that he’s down with all the members of Interpol,” our source says. “And everybody in the club that walks by in the video says ‘hi’ to him.”

    Reps for Bush and Interpol could not be reached by press time.

    http://www.radarmagazine.com/fresh-intelligence/

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    I give it three days before it shows up on network news.

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    taking after the old man
    Elvis has left the building

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    Whether it is true or not, I could care less what Jenna Bush does with her time. Jenna Bush is not an elected official. I'm not endorsing her father, but who really cares if Jenna Bush is snorting lines, shooting up, or whatever else you can imagine? Not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dogg
    but who really cares if Jenna Bush is snorting lines, shooting up, or whatever else you can imagine?
    Most of America.

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    Wonder if the dude is on the Oval Office guest list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dogg
    Whether it is true or not, I could care less what Jenna Bush does with her time. Jenna Bush is not an elected official. I'm not endorsing her father, but who really cares if Jenna Bush is snorting lines, shooting up, or whatever else you can imagine? Not me.

    good for you, opinion noted...following this (((logic))), the local news should only concern your family and friends, with some footnotes on elected officials....



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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Most of America.
    Unfortunately, that is the truth phUnk. I think it is pretty foolish personally. As long as publications like The National Enquirer stay profitable I suppose I shouldn't ask who really cares about useless information like this, because obviously plenty of people do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wookalar
    good for you, opinion noted...following this (((logic))), the local news should only concern your family and friends, with some footnotes on elected officials....


    Thanks for the logic analysis. Get back to me when you make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dogg
    Thanks for the logic analysis. Get back to me when you make sense.

    OK...though I don't see things making sense to you for some time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wookalar
    OK...though I don't see things making sense to you for some time....
    An accurate logic analysis would do just fine. Unfortunately, you failed at that. Feel free to give it another shot though.

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    This coke dealer is not very smart. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he decided " to commit suicide".

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    yeah, he should be very careful around his car tomorrow morning.

    Let's do some livin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Wonder if the dude is on the Oval Office guest list?
    how do you think she paid for the coke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    taking after the old man


    Apparently.

    Isnt' it strange how kids end up following in their parents footsteps even when the parents might not have lived that way for decades?

    It would seem that people can change their behavior, habits, and even lifestyle, but if they don't find their core and change that, they pass it on to their kids. Vices and all.

    I know some guys that I would trust my life to, or go into business with. They are very good people by any measure, except they have got to be some of the worst parents in the world, and their kids struggle because of it.

    Parenting seems to be a skill with very little *obvious* connection to the rest of your visible life.

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    Like father like daughter...

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    stop replying! this isn't news! why would anyone care that a member of the immediate family of the leader of the free world (may) be flagrantly using a dangerous and illegal narcotic....



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    Quote Originally Posted by skieurmalade
    how do you think she paid for the coke?
    +1,000,000 points for the first maggot to produce "1st family" pornography!

    who wants it, who wants a million points?

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    I lost quite a few college ID's, and not while I was participating in a nose candy celebration. She could have dropped it, and this upstanding citizen could have found it.....
    "Hurry up and finish your wine so we can go get us some milkshakes"

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    Wow, another dumb young bitch snorts coke. Too bad daddy's the president!

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    I would fuck Jenna Bush. But it would be more fun if we had just done a bunch of blow.

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    I don't get it. The blonde is NOT the hot one in my opinion...


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    Are those "Snort Strong" bracelets they're wearing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    I don't get it. The blonde is NOT the hot one in my opinion...

    True.

    But wild sex with either would be fun.

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    yeah, but the brunette is named Barbara Bush... arguably the LEAST sexy name in America... so unsexy that it has made Jenna Bush come across as a bombshell.

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