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    MAGGOTS (A tribute)

    Maggots tee it up.
    Maggots get after it.
    Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
    Maggots LOVE to ski.
    Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
    Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
    Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
    Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
    Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
    Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
    Maggots know their shit.
    Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
    Maggots don't flake on you.

    Maggots are a different breed. And that is fucking cool.


    This is for all you guys who have been dependable, helpful, insightful, and encouraging. Thanks. You have made me love skiing that much more. And I'm living a dream largely because of the maggots as a collective. Keep skiing, guys. Keep the love alive.
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    Maggots......
















    are FAGGOTS

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Maggots tee it up.
    Maggots get after it.
    Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
    Maggots LOVE to ski.
    Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
    Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
    Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
    Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
    Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
    Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
    Maggots know their shit.
    Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
    Maggots don't flake on you.
    Well said.

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    maggots is sometimes faster than other non
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    maggots is hard for most of us and we go to great lengths to remove the evidence of such revolting yucky stuff from our lives
    maggots is hard for most of us
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    maggots is a reminder for you to become alert to how your body and mind are reacting to what you are allowing yourself to be
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    maggots is like a day without sunshine" seems to be the message
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    maggots is still normal and the colour of the body ist not yet changed
    maggots is very good
    maggots is growing

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    For some strange reason,


    Me likey the maggots!
    Drawn like Bees to Honey Tunnels
    like a cheap hooker to another hit
    like another stompy chan cliff drop
    like smiling to the chain monkey at 6:45 am
    like the silent smile/ afterglow of a good run
    like having friends who know the feeling but don't always have to say they know the feeling
    like a fine malted adult beverage after a great day spent with friends
    like the most amazing run you've had in your life which no one ever saw
    like you cared that no one ever seeneded it

    hear, hear for the feeling of the maggots
    damn that sounds wrong but you know what I mean
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    I'm the most extreme skier in my office. I'll see your III and raise you one level of radness.

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    This thread is gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    This thread is gay

    agreed. good idea, poor execution.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    This thread is gay

    Does your mother know you are using her picture as an avatar?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Does your mother know you are using her picture as an avatar?

    Truly inspired. Believe it or not Irul&Ublo, I have come to expect much more from you. Where is the cliche nerd when you need him? Please use fresh language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    Truly inspired. Believe it or not Irul&Ublo, I have come to expect much more from you. Where is the cliche nerd when you need him? Please use fresh language.
    Sorry...guess I'm not up to "homeric prose" on a Monday.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Sorry...guess I'm not up to "homeric prose" on a Monday.
    I deserved that I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Maggots tee it up.
    Maggots get after it.
    Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
    Maggots LOVE to ski.
    Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
    Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
    Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
    Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
    Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
    Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
    Maggots know their shit.
    Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
    Maggots don't flake on you.

    Maggots are a different breed. And that is fucking cool.


    This is for all you guys who have been dependable, helpful, insightful, and encouraging. Thanks. You have made me love skiing that much more. And I'm living a dream largely because of the maggots as a collective. Keep skiing, guys. Keep the love alive.
    Maggots befriending Max get free colonoscopy. Not quite as fucking cool.

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    Very nice. I try to post what I appreciate about this board, and all you can do is shit on it? Very cool...
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    Ogre, why hath thou forsaken us when you are so desperately needed? Why? Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Very nice. I try to post what I appreciate about this board, and all you can do is shit on it? Very cool...
    Somebody needs to re-read his own #9.

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    Max, we're all very happy that you think maggots are cool and all, but honestly that was corny as shit and you deserved to get dumped on, so you did. Sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Very nice. I try to post what I appreciate about this board, and all you can do is shit on it? Very cool...
    quit yer whining.
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo
    quit yer whining.
    Yeah, and what he said.

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    8=====D .......
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    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    Caution: Psy-Ops in Action

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    Lightbulb

    Hey Max: Fuck criticism, bitch.

    If you're going to put all the sappy crap up here and say "Fuck Criticism" in your signature, well, you better just realize you had it coming, you big sap.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Hey Max!!!!!!

    Maggots are.....people who will dump on you w/o mercy at the first sign of schmaltz, just to see how thick your skin is. Then they'll turn around and help you when you really need it.

    Go figure.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Maggots are.....people who will dump on you w/o mercy at the first sign of schmaltz, just to see how thick your skin is. Then they'll turn around and help you when you really need it.

    Go figure.
    The spectre of TGR is now coming into focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    The spectre of TGR is now coming into focus.
    Finally starting to get the picture? Good.

    Also:

    1. I'm not sure why Ridefree got a pass in this thread, but that shit is AT LEAST as syrupy as Max's, although Max (or another bored Front-Ranger) did start the thread.

    2. Sphinx's post is really cool, it's art, seriously. I just hope he had some sort of automated cut-and-paste machine, because if he took the time to type all that, that's just silly.

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