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11-10-2005, 12:24 PM #1
"The Harmonizer"
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HEY UTARDS...BETTER HAVE A LOOK...(alta drug bust related)
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-10-2005, 12:25 PM #2
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Nice grouping.
It's going to be dry around Alta for the next month or so.Last edited by Trackhead; 11-10-2005 at 12:29 PM.
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11-10-2005, 12:28 PM #3
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I feel so much safer now.
thanks officers!
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11-10-2005, 12:29 PM #4
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in other news, the Peruvian is hiring:
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11-10-2005, 12:46 PM #5
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fuckin snitches
. Im glad I dont slang that shit any more, everyone wants to be a fuckin hero.
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11-10-2005, 01:10 PM #6
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Mebbe we're off to a more normal start this season, but I wouldn't predict the next month or so to be dry.
Originally Posted by Trackhead
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"Where the huddled masses come to….ski."
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11-10-2005, 01:12 PM #7
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You don't put the $1 bills in the front if you're trying to make it look like a lot of loot, do you? Originally Posted by Trackhead
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11-10-2005, 01:13 PM #8
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Thanks for the avatar.
Lurker to JONG--at last
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11-10-2005, 01:13 PM #9
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Didn't the same thing happen last year up there?
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11-10-2005, 01:14 PM #10
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Originally Posted by YetiMan
Heh. .......
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11-10-2005, 01:26 PM #11
Hiding in AK
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Funny, I thought the same thing. Originally Posted by Endlessseason
Maybe they could line up the loose change too. Quarters, nickles, and dime bags.
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11-10-2005, 01:30 PM #12
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Well, that sucks. Now what the hell are they supposed to do up there?
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11-10-2005, 01:34 PM #13
Be good, or be good at it
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Those are some fat bags
Points on their own sitting way up high
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11-10-2005, 01:35 PM #14
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damn boys... you know that really brought a tear to my eye. You see, that stuff you some of you think made a nice avatar also spelled the end of a peaceful existence in paradise for yours truly.
it was four am on April two 2004 and I had fallen asleep with my drum in hand when they came through the doors and threw me into the snowy entry way in my underwear. the powder had finally returned, i learned. i wasn't worried about being in the middle of a huge bust (big insecure bullet-proof vest clad imbeciles spread muddy bad vibrations all over my carpet in the silently succeeding early light) because I was not a drug dealer, and in fact was too broke to have anything of my own to smoke.. I sort of waited for the tempest to pass, so to speak. Then they just started parading my friends out into the lobby, too. We were all frozen, and the storm had just begun.
I ended up spending time living in a cave until my charges were dropped and I was able to go home, starved and with all love and trust for any fellow man extracted in ways that just to this day have yet to heal.
Turned out one of the dreamless insect-eyed terrorists from the Utah State Bureau of Investigation (SBI) thougth he'd seen me smoke weed with him before, but the warrant they brought me in on wasn't even written out for me OR my room.
BE CAREFUL IN ALTA!!! TRUST NO ONE BUT THOSE YOU HAVE PERSONALLY WATCHED RIP!!! ALL THE REST ARE DANGEROUS POSERS!!!!
a sad truth for a sad youth
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11-10-2005, 01:47 PM #15
Headed to the Yurp
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Yeah, and returning employees get a bonus: an extra (wait for it) $35 a month! Originally Posted by mrryde
If you've ever worked up there, you start understanding why one might be driven to a life of crime. Although at least at the Peruvian you get to keep your tips...To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin
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11-10-2005, 01:49 PM #16
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True on so many non-drug related levels as well. Originally Posted by BUSTED
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11-10-2005, 02:04 PM #17
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Shouldn't that picture be in
"The Quiver Pic Rerun Thread"?
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11-10-2005, 02:12 PM #18
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They show 5 small bags,3 of shrooms,2 of weed & say 2 pounds were confiscated.Theses guys should be doing accounting for Arthur Anderson or the Bush Admin.I liked the washingtons in front as well.I met an Alta Marshall on the hike up Baldy once,he was a f*cking gerbil herding, a** spelunking ,dipsh*t .There are very few people I would wish bad things upon,but that guy is one of them!
Calmer than you dude
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11-10-2005, 02:19 PM #19
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Heh, this is old news.
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
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11-10-2005, 02:32 PM #20
It's got electrolytes!
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I love how this 3 month long, special task force investigation netted them this minute amount of illicit substances. I'm sure the street value of this bust isn't anywhere near the amount of money and man-hours they poured into this investigation. I just wish law enforcement would put this much effort into something a bit more constructive. SBI, Alta Town Marshalls, and any other law enforcement agency that that thinks busting people for pot and mushrooms is going to make a difference......
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11-10-2005, 02:44 PM #21
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Fuck the man!
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11-10-2005, 03:10 PM #22
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and he will have to fuck you back Originally Posted by Clack
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11-10-2005, 03:24 PM #23
Let's go, smokes.
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Is that a keif box? Sunsabitches took all the 'nalia too.
You look like I need a drink.
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11-10-2005, 03:55 PM #24
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Thank God
Five fewer potheads destroying the planet. I hope they lock them up for a long time. Maybe the prison will have to let some murderers and rapists out early to make room for them. Whatever, as long as these dangerous criminals are off the street.
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11-10-2005, 04:14 PM #25
Bah!
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I stayed overnight in the Fort last year right around Christmas time. I had a blast- it reminded me of being in my freshman dorm at UVM. Drugs, tight quarters, and lots odors from body, equipment, and rec. drugs. The main difference from dorms vs the Fort was looking out the window and seeing Alta under a full moon.
Too bad about the bust.
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