Topic: Unsmart Things Done
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 07:52 PM
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Everyone post something stupid they've done in life, throwing gas onto the fire standing 6in away, potato guns, pryo technics you get the point lets see whos done the stupidist thing.
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JR
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posted February 22, 2002 07:58 PM
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Okay, you start.
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:01 PM
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Well me and my dad were charging a air cond unit and there was a bunch of freon sittin there on the ground after it looked like frost so i poked it with my finger and got frostbite all over my finger tip, take it freon is -40
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:07 PM
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Your turn JR
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redbomber84
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theres a game i used to play with scissors, i'd stick my middle finger in between the blades and try to pull it out while i snipped with the scissors, at first i was good at it, i had it timed super good and i could go at it for about a minute, but then one day, my game was off and i ended up cutting about 3 cm's off my left middle finger, that sucked... i've got tons more
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redbomber84
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one time at a beach, we lit a fire and i stuck a plastic bottle in it, then poked it with a stick and got the flaming bottle stuck on it and i was waving it around and stuff while it was burning, then i noticed it started to drip burning plastic and i began to run my hand underneath the drip pulling it out just as the plastic landed on it, and like the situation with the scissors mentioned earlier, i thought it was about the timing, but i didn't realize the rate of plastics melting would accelerate and eventually i left my hand out too long and now i have a small scar on my palm the size of tic tac...
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:14 PM
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a unsmart thing done by you was skipping class obviously that was english that was unsmartly skipped.
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by redbomber84:
theres a game i used to play with scissors, i'd stick my middle finger in between the blades and try to pull it out while i snipped with the scissors, at first i was good at it, i had it timed super good and i could go at it for about a minute, but then one day, my game was off and i ended up cutting about 3 cm's off my left middle finger, that sucked... i've got tons more.
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you aren't planning on breeding, are you?
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:18 PM
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Haha thats some good stuff bomber, focus was the english thing directed towards me or bomber?
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redbomber84
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Originally posted by focus:
you aren't planning on breeding, are you?
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hey pal, that stuff happened a long time ago, i asure you i haven't done those things since
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Dexter Rutecki
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posted February 22, 2002 08:19 PM
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I was actually going to post something, but I'm laughing too damn hard at redbomber. 'Like the situation with the scissors mentioned above'--man, I just can't stop laughing at that.
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:20 PM
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i dunno...which one of you was the unsmartest?
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:21 PM
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Originally posted by redbomber84:
hey pal, that stuff happened a long time ago, i asure you i haven't done those things since
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that IS some funny shit, in your defense...
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:22 PM
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Back in the day when I was around 12 yrs old we went into this hick hardware store which sold cattle fences not really know what i was messing with i turned on this fancy solar model i started messing with it and touched the bolts where you conect the wire to. Well a cattle fence is around 220 and i was maybe 100 110 lbs.
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by sublimeskier505:
Back in the day when I was around 12 yrs old we went into this hick hardware store which sold cattle fences not really know what i was messing with i turned on this fancy solar model i started messing with it and touched the bolts where you conect the wire to. Well a cattle fence is around 220 and i was maybe 100 110 lbs.
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slightly off-topic:
reminds me of a dog i had... we'd set up a fenced in enclosure that ran off our back porch for our dogs. one of them kept digging his way out under the fence so we strung up an electric one. anywho, one day the dog pissed on the fence and...well... from that day forward he would not venture off the back porch -- we eventually got tired of cleaning dog shit off the doorstep and got rid of him. (he'd had other problems too...possibly directly resulting from the piss-fence incident.)
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:28 PM
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So is this battle going to be between me and bomber? Are we going to get any competition
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:32 PM
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OMG focus thats the funniest sh!t i've heard all day.
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:33 PM
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once i determined whether or not the cigarette lighter worked on one of our cars by activating it and then pressing it to my thumb.... i bear the scar to this day. i can still smell the burning flesh.....
i've done dozens of stupid-ass things...but none of them make very good stories.
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:38 PM
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Nice just like the freon that stung like a mofo
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homefrie
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posted February 22, 2002 08:43 PM
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the stupidest thing i ever done was when i was 10. i had an obsession with guns but my parents wouldn't let my get one. so i stole some bullits from a store and made my own gun. after i built it i went squirl hunting. i found a sqirl, pulled back the hammer, released and the whole fu ckin thing blew up in my face. my ear was deaf for a weak and i had second degree burns all over my face.
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focus
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posted February 22, 2002 08:48 PM
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bullEts
squirrel
week
c'mon...these are key words of the english language...particularly 'squirrel'.
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homefrie
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posted February 22, 2002 08:50 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by focus:
bullEts
squirrel
week
c'mon...these are key words of the english language...particularly 'squirrel'.
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what can i say? my spelling always sucked.
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:50 PM
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I built a small catapult about a foot and a half long x foot high well me and by freind got the bright idea to shoot flaming balls outta it. Well we've put thought into this thing and rigged it to shoot roughy 70 ft. They wouldnt stay lit so we busted out with the starting fluid we started coating these puppies with it my grass kept catching fire and it wouldnt go out my freind caught his foot on fire. I got hit with a flaming ball and almost caught my hand on fire.
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The Village Idiot
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posted February 22, 2002 08:51 PM
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Dam homefry that sounds pretty serious
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homefrie
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posted February 22, 2002 08:57 PM
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me and my friends shot arrows like 500 feet in the air straight up. we'd lay somewhere flat on our stomachs. i'd say once outta every 200 times one of us would end up with an arrow in our backs. we also had cowboy versus indian wars in other words bb guns versus 20 lbs pull bows. we were always in the emergency room
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