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  1. #1276
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    Pushed that little kid
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  2. #1277
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    Helps little boys over fences from behind

  3. #1278
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    Sep 2001
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    Babylon
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    13,494
    His Member isnt really Gold, its paint

  4. #1279
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    Sep 2005
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    Wasatch Back: 7000'
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    Predicts the weather with his wood
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

  5. #1280
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    Hasn't been able to predict the weather for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  6. #1281
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    Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS device, while slowly sledding down bunny slopes.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  7. #1282
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    Was 'born' as an alien from the internal organs of an identical twin/triplet/quadruplet/quintuplet....

  8. #1283
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    His member can only be viewed with a scanning electron microscope

  9. #1284
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    Suffers from penis envy.

  10. #1285
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    Suffers from vagina envy
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  11. #1286
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    Has a vagina worth envy

  12. #1287
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    Dec 2007
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    In the shadow of the wasatch
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    4,117
    Wishes he had Turner Broadcasting System monies so he could get Vaginoplasty on his saggy meat curtains.
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

  13. #1288
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    Apr 2008
    Posts
    560
    Not really a fugitive

  14. #1289
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    Has actually died three times.

  15. #1290
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    stuck between B & C

  16. #1291
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    Is the inspiration for the Spyke character on Portlandia

  17. #1292
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    Oct 2004
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    Belongs to Antifa

  18. #1293
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    Verdi NV
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    10,457
    Gets followed around Home depot by "Special Agents"

    That look like they should just retire.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  19. #1294
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    base of the Bush
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    Hangs out in CtPaTown looking for trouble to quell.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  20. #1295
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    Is really a Masshole in rear entry boots and a Pats jacket.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  21. #1296
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    Nov 2013
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    Is really a Masshole in rear-entry boots and a Pats jacket.
    Can't actually fly.

  22. #1297
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    Oct 2004
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    Is only gnar 1 day per yr

  23. #1298
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    Nov 2007
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    owns 20% of NASCAR under psuedonymn ed otto
    www.freeridesystems.com
    ski & ride jackets made in colorado
    maggot discount code TGR20
    ok we'll come up with a solution by then makers....

  24. #1299
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    Less flat
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    3,783
    will soon be making 20/20 garments from from a patented process using 97% graphene
    ​I am not in your hurry

  25. #1300
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    will soon be making 20/20 real boys from from a patented process using 97% graphene
    skid luxury

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