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09-08-2006, 01:54 PM #526
I owe Irul beers for my wildly inaccurate AL east predictions, but he'd rather have a sauvignon blanc spritzer and a reach-around.
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09-08-2006, 01:58 PM #527Fucking Modarater
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Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
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09-08-2006, 01:59 PM #528
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09-08-2006, 03:38 PM #529
This little big went to market, this little piggy stayed home this little piggy had rost beef, this little piggy had none, this little piggy went wewewe all the way home
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09-08-2006, 07:24 PM #530rain
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CrackerPlease smokes no drugs.
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09-08-2006, 07:30 PM #531Originally Posted by P_McPoser
bodies be all up on my behind
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09-09-2006, 03:09 PM #532
Hugh Jass was too dumb to think of a real name so he had to steal one from a good Simpsons episode.
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09-09-2006, 04:08 PM #533
While defining darwinism in Provo, UT, wanghoeby was kidnapped by an obscure sect of gay polygamist mormons who made him one of their "wives"
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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09-09-2006, 04:08 PM #534
Wanghoeby said bye to his wang after nailing a haitian hoe with the same name....
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09-09-2006, 04:35 PM #535
Cab9 was a little slow on making fun of wanghoeby, maybe rikshaw3 is a more appropriate name.
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09-11-2006, 02:28 PM #536
Johnny Sicline really isn't Johnny Sicline nor is he Christopher Walken. Instead, he is actually the rare prop watch used in the filming of Pulp Fiction by Walken who against recommendation placed it in is anal cavity to proove to John Travolta that your rectum can distinguish the difference between a pocket and a normal watch.
Why this watch is on TGR and not in Travola's ass is entirely unknown.
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09-11-2006, 03:04 PM #537
Wanghoeby's personal Darwinism motto: " 'I am Evolution's Revenge.' "
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09-11-2006, 03:08 PM #538
TacomaLuv actually drives a Dodge Dart.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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09-11-2006, 03:12 PM #539
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09-11-2006, 03:46 PM #540
el chupacabra secretyly tries to master to skill of feigning to be a mexican warlord of the 23rd century. even his post apocalytic wasteland accent sounds convincing by now.
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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09-11-2006, 05:02 PM #541Donkey Puncher
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subtle plague is really, an overt HIV virus.
Last edited by Keoni; 09-11-2006 at 05:04 PM.
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10-06-2006, 04:26 PM #542
Bend-me-over-Keoni, pioneer of the oook-a-lay-mee, likes long slow walks on the North shore and pineapples where the sun don't shine.
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10-06-2006, 04:30 PM #543
Lexi-Bell is jealous of Keoni's ability to swallow large fruits with his anus.
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-06-2006, 06:23 PM #544
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10-06-2006, 06:49 PM #545
Ubershiest wishes he was Highway Star
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10-06-2006, 06:51 PM #546Senor Swandive
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mrrdye IS highway star
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10-06-2006, 07:20 PM #547
snorkel deep is really from the east coast, and while other's perceive his use of a snorkel on any and every day there is fresh snow as an ironic joke, he actaully wears it due to a crippling fear of snow suffocation thanks to his childhood bully Scut Fargus
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10-06-2006, 08:09 PM #548
Lax only joined TGR because he thought the finger mustache was an homage to the dirty Sanchez, his personal favorite, and would receive a complementary one as a member. To his dismay, maggots aren't quite that kinky, well most aren't, and had to settle for a Retardo Eduardo.
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10-07-2006, 11:52 AM #549
wanghoeby still doesn't believe he has an accent.
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10-07-2006, 11:58 AM #550
alto has used the word idiot in more than 65% of his posts.
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