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09-27-2017, 07:02 PM #1251
Neil Fiedler is a field kneeler...
(I'm not even really sure what that means but it sounded funny)I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-27-2017, 07:38 PM #1252
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09-27-2017, 11:47 PM #1253
Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...
^^ Passed over as the lead for a Cialis commercial.
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09-28-2017, 12:23 AM #1254
Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...
Cialis poster boy
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-28-2017, 07:50 AM #1255
^^^had an erection lasting more than four hours while herding sheep
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09-28-2017, 08:52 AM #1256
^^was only trying to help that sheep over the fence^^
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-28-2017, 10:41 AM #1257
^^ Was dressed up in sheep's clothing at the time.
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09-28-2017, 02:06 PM #1258
Thanks! And, oh, has packaged squirrel for dinner.
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09-28-2017, 03:54 PM #1259The JONGiest
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^ Raises dogs for food
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09-28-2017, 10:22 PM #1260
^^ Apparently, actually DOES raise dogs for food. Tastes like squirrel.
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09-29-2017, 06:40 AM #1261
Very proudly has a pickled penis collection in his basement.
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10-16-2017, 11:38 AM #1262
^^ Does the Tango in stiletto heels.
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09-15-2019, 12:12 AM #1263
wants to buy Girl Scout Cookies but isn't allowed within 300' of children
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09-15-2019, 12:19 AM #1264
Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...
Has the feet of 300 children in his basement
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09-15-2019, 08:59 AM #1265
Buys plans from Better Homes and Gardens for suburban spec designs and then calls them his own...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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09-15-2019, 09:00 AM #1266Banned
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- Oct 2003
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- In Your Wife
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Is actually 5'1" and childless.
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09-15-2019, 09:03 AM #1267
Actually prefers air fresheners that you don’t have to plug in
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09-15-2019, 09:05 AM #1268
Actually lives in Alabama
And is a republican
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09-15-2019, 09:27 AM #1269
Doesn't know what his BSL is.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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09-15-2019, 09:36 AM #1270
Given name is Hirsute
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09-15-2019, 09:46 AM #1271
The inspiration for Portlandia
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09-15-2019, 11:37 AM #1272
Posts on surgeonsonly.com as “STD”
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09-15-2019, 12:18 PM #1273Banned
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- Oct 2003
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Actually lives in Gresham.
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09-15-2019, 12:31 PM #1274
Is looking to make family roots in PNW
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09-15-2019, 01:04 PM #1275
Has a fixie
And skinny jeans
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